This week's expert, James Payton, strands himself on a deserted planet to take some time to examine Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War using Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Season 6 Episode 11, Waltz.

Is Gul Dukat just a bad person because he's being made to get off the couch? Does Sisko's superego have a beard? Do we know they belong together? Forever and ever and ever? Find out in the thirteenth episode of Will Riker's Sex Beard Season 2: Benjamin Sisko's Beard of War.

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