Send us a Text Message.

Ever find yourself chuckling at the memory of early 2000s CGI, where werewolves looked like they needed a flea bath and Dracula's brides were more melodrama than menace? That's where we found ourselves in a fit of giggles as we revisited the notorious "Van Helsing." Your hosts, Ana and Jimmy, guide you through a monster mash-up that's equal parts nostalgia trip and roast session. We marvel at the ambitious spectacle, tackle the hilariously campy plot, and reflect on the film's place in the CGI hall of fame—or shame, depending on who you ask.

Grab your garlic and silver bullets, because we're about to dissect the details of this undead adventure. Anna Valerius's bombshell introduction is just the tip of the iceberg as we navigate a labyrinth of convoluted plots, laughable action sequences, and that one time Van Helsing tried to be subtle with Victorian knockout gas. Our commentary zigzags between the film's earnest attempt at gothic horror and the side-splitting reality of its execution.

Ending on a note of amused appreciation, we acknowledge that while "Van Helsing" might not be a cinematic tour de force, it's got enough cheesy charm and special effects bravado to warrant a watch—preferably with a group of friends who appreciate a good creature feature. Sit back and enjoy as we dissect every over-the-top moment with a blend of irreverence and affection, proving that sometimes the best films are the ones that invite a hearty laugh at their own expense.

Do You Remember Liking This Movie?