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Do you remember the Beastmaster from 1982? Of course, you do. It was on TBS & HBO every other hour, 7 days a week during the 80s and then one day it was gone, never to be seen again. So join us as we go back to a time when scantly clad women (Tanya Roberts) were kidnapped on the daily by evil cult leaders (Rip Torn) and then heroes (Marc Singer) had to go and rescue them while talking to tigers and eagles because, well he is the Beastmaster. Oh yeah, his best friends were a pair of ferrets. This movie boasts a decent budget that is nowhere to be seen.  A story and plot that did not attend the same meetings. Acting and dialogue that would rival any high school stage production. And a PG rating with boobs a-plenty and an abundance of sword fights with no blood in sight.  We are so excited.

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