Muses for this episode include a REAL family of Italian ex-royals, a REAL priest that murders his way across New Zealand (inasmuch as priests are real), and a REAL pair of friends combined from popular franchises (inasmuch as friendships can be real). It's proof that life can be stranger than fiction sometimes!

And almost for the last time, publisher's note: We do keep saying the title of the podcast is "Professional Friends", but I cannot stress enough that it's a fun prank. Professional Friends is an existing IP, and we do not have the rights to it. And if you think we do, then you fell for the prank.