Drink of the day: Lake Erie Monster is equal parts blue caraco, Malibu rum, Disarano, Red Bull.

Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar watching The Master’s and talking about the topics de jour. Shocker, we love bubble gum flavored medicine and need more of that in our lives. We hate dynamic pricing and need less of it. Fast food is trying to join the dynamic game and it will lose them customers not boost profits. For the love of God, stop hating at breakfast. We go off on a tangent about our top 5 favorite cookies. As always we don’t steer clear of of tough topics. We will tell you if you’re wiping too much. We can save you from unnecessary butt hurt. Sports talk is all about the Master’s and the red hot Royals.