"I'll be damned. I never thought I'd see..." "Say that name and I'll punch you in the throat." This episode has flash fiction from Eric Beetner and part one of The Lion, the Bitch, and the War on Everyone a story from the Jesus Saves, Satan Invests saga.

“Are you implying I might be a pimp?” “Am I wrong?” “I might have made some suggestions and facilitated the process.” “You turned her out. You’re a goddamn clown pimp.” “You make it sound like a bad thing.” “Is there a way to make it sound like a good thing?” We've got Flash Fiction from the great Beau Johnson, which means Bishop Rider is in the house. Part two of The Lion, The Bitch, and The War on Everyone has Sinclair pitching his plans for a heist while two rogue bounty hunters put themselves into the mix.

"Time is money. Pulling the trigger doesn't take very long." This week we're bringing back Bishop Rider as we keep the dark stuff alive and conclude Beau Johnson's Mission Bound/Pot Committed. In part three of The Lion, the Bitch, and the War on Everyone a couple of new players join the chase.

“Call me the bitch and you catch a bullet.” “What do you want me to call you?” “Why? you want a name to plead  if I decided to kill you?” “Yeah.” “Janet.” This week we have  Flash Fiction from Rock-N-Noirror veteran Wolfgang Potterhouse along with part 4 of The Lion, The Bitch, and The War on Everyone.

“I’m not dressing like a clown.” “Of course you are. You’re a wanted fugitive. If you're going to get out of this RV and help me I can’t think of a better disguise.  It’s also the best way to get a second person insideHendrixe's place.” “So, I’m not just pretending to be a clown but a clown whore?” “I prefer clown escort.” This week Hector Duarte Jr. brings us a visit from Bunny the Cat and in part 5 of The Lion, The Bitch, and The War on Everyone Sinclair reveals his plan.

“Just stay low, they won’t be looking for you.”  “Staying low is kind of my specialty.”  “You know what my specialty is Marco?”  “No.” “Shooting people who fuck with me in the face.” This week Scott Cumming seeks to influence the influencers in the most extreme way possible in his flash fiction piece Influence This. Janet and the crew have to do some improvising and take on a new partner in the next installment of The Lion, The Bitch, and The War on Everyone.

“I don’t want to see her get hurt.” “Well, that can be arranged." “It can?” “Sure, we’ll hurt you first. Bad enough you won’t be worrying about her anymore.” “Come on…” “Don’t plead. You’re a fucking lion tamer for god’s sake, you should have nuts the size of basketballs.” Stratton pointed to Sapphire, “You don’t see her whining.” John Thompson guides us through the Dog Days and it's another explosive chapter of The Lion, The Bitch, and The War on Everyone.

“There’s a fence.” “Is it twelve feet tall?” “No.” “Electrified?” “No.” “Does he have dogs?” “No, he hates them. He does have a lion.” “You told me, does it roam the grounds free?” “No.” “Does it bark?” “No, it’s a lion.” “I think Felix and I can handle a fence.” Bill Baber brings the grit and the vengeance with his flash fiction piece,  Darkness or Light, and shit gets blown up in the next chapter of The Lion, The Bitch, and the War on Everyone.

“What did you do in the circus, little man? Were you a clown?” “Last guy who called me a clown got punched in the dick.” “Then what?” “I was never in the circus, you Andy Warhol-looking piece of shit. I’m not here to do tricks or entertain your albino ass.  Before you ask, I don’t know Frodo, Snow White, or Santa Claus either, you skinny-ass, melatonin-lacking, freakshow.” “You are a nasty little man aren’t you?” “Take these things off my wrists and I’ll show you…” This week Todd Morr brings the late-night drive-thru noir with his story Alberto's and it's a visit to the lion's pit in The Lion, The Bitch, and the War on Everyone.

“What about me?”  “Maybe you shouldn’t have volunteered to teach redneck Andy Warhol how to make the lion eat us." It's time for some horror and Bodie Myers is bringing it in part one of Death Chick 666. Chucky the lion gets in on the action and Felix finds himself in some trouble int he next installment of The Lion, The Bitch, and the War on Everyone.

“What are you doing?” Janet asked as she pushed the pistol so it was aiming at the floor. “I’m making sure we both don’t end up as lion food.” “He doesn’t mean anything by it, he’s a lion acting like a lion.” “Yeah? Well, I’m a man acting like a man. Men like to shoot things, especially things that see them as food.” This episode feature's the conclusion of Bodie Myer's Death Chick 666 and in The Lion, the Bitch, and the War on Everyone it's a choice between big guns or big teeth for Janet and Big.

“You’re bleeding.” “And you're ugly.”  “A nasty bitch right up until the end.” Wolfgang Potterhouse is back with more wicked flash fiction and the explosive conclusion of The Lion. The Bitch, and the War on Everyone.

“Can I shoot him anywhere else?”  “Of course.”  “Including the uh…”  “Groin area?”  “Yeah.”  “Of course.”   Season 3 of the pulp fiction podcast that skips the boring parts starts with flash Fiction from Tom Pitts wicked bit street level noir entitled A little Help From My Friends. We also have part one of Todd Morr's Horror Novella The New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation. In this weeks episode, Ashley meets Bandsaw Bobby and makes a simple but deadly mistake.

As the blue fluid began to pump into Bandsaw Bobby's veins Chandler pointed to the pistol holstered on Eddie’s hip and said, “You know you can’t use that, right? It will make a mess.”  “Yeah,” Eddie said as he reached into his pants pocket and produced a butterfly knife. He twirled it expertly and locked the blade into place before saying, “I’ve got this covered.” This week we have Eric Beetner on the show reading his dark and twisted tale of revenge 6 Feet. In part 2 of The New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation, An unscheduled Re-Animation doesn't go as planned. Plus, we've got an exclusive Indie Crime Crawl announcement.

“So their findings that repeated exposure to the reanimation solution could make the subject both aggressive and nearly invulnerable does not concern you?”  “No.”  “You have no concerns about unkillable predator zombies?” This week Bishop Rider makes an appearance in Gank, another dark entry from Flash Fiction master Beau Johnson. In part three of the New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation, Dr.Carpenter faces the media. Meanwhile, the newly re-animated Eddie finds himself some victims while the Townsend gang arrives to do some killing.

“What the hell are you doing?” Dr. Carpenter asked.  “Breaking them out.”  “Breaking them out? They’re not in custody, they’re dead.” Bill Baber brings some low down noir with his Flash Fiction piece Last Shot. In part four of the New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation, the reporters sneak away and the Townsend family executes their plan.

“Should we call the cops?”  “Company policy forbids it unless we know definitively this is a law enforcement situation.”  “Someone shooting in the hallway doesn’t count?”  “Not here. We like to handle things in-house whenever possible. With the controversial nature of the company, it’s better to keep a low profile with the police.” This week Wolfgang Potterhouse brings some futuristic madness with his flash fiction piece Wires. In part five of The New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation all Hell breaks loose at as ravenous undead mobsters break loose and Bandsaw Bobby gets more people to kill and bring back to life.

“You said someone bit one bit you. Was it one of the re-animates?”  “Yeah.”   “You need to get to our infirmary or even better a hospital, as soon as possible.”  “No shit. I’m missing half my face,” Stick said as his skin began to tingle again.  “It’s not just that.” A Night at Swinging Dick's Saloon contributor Hector Duarte Jr. brings the flash fiction this week with a dark tale of teenage revenge by the name of Fish Hook. In part six of The New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation Stick learns the hard way what a re-animate bite does as the risen dead run amok.

“Find a weapon.”  “I don’t think he saw us.”  “Find one anyway.”  A Night at Swinging Dick's Saloon contributor Todd Morr brings the noir with Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's dead mobsters versus Ashley and family and live mobsters vs, the channel 7 crew while recently reanimated doctors and serial killers look to feast on everybody. All Hell is breaking loose this week at The New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation.

Bandsaw pointed at the holes again and once more asked, “Why?”  “Are you serious?”  Bandsaw pointed and asked, “Why?”  “You killed my mother,” Ashley told him, “You stalked her and took her then you dismembered her and spread her body all over town.”  “No."  Bodie Myers tells us what happens when a heist gone bad meets the supernatural in The Clerk. In the next chapter of The New Mexico Institute of Re-Animation, the newly risen dead continue to wreak havoc and Ashley learns a secret.