The Stoned Witches Hour

Laylla & Chelle

Its 4:20am! Chelle and Laylla's favorite time to get high and down right spooky! Hang out with a couple of stoned witches as they smoke large quantities of cannabis and discuss 2 stories from across the USA exploring myths, true crime, ghost stories, and paranormal happenings. Who has the scarier territory? Chelle on the East coast or Laylla on the West coast? Join us each week and you decide....which has the scarier tales and better marijuana... East or West? Grab your stash and prepare to be spooked! read less
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72: An Interview with Monroe County Paranormal Investigations or How we found out Dachshunds are Hellhounds
Jul 12 2023
72: An Interview with Monroe County Paranormal Investigations or How we found out Dachshunds are Hellhounds
Get ready for an extraordinary episode of the Stoned Witches Hour! Our most high hosts are exploring the fascinating world of paranormal investigations. Episode 72 includes special guests, Rob and Melissa from Monroe Country Paranormal Investigations. MCPI and Events with MCPIJoin us as we delve into the history of their ghost-hunting group, uncovering the secrets behind their investigation techniques and the tools they employ in their spectral quests. Prepare to be spellbound as they share spine-chilling tales of their haunted encounters that will send shivers down your spine.During this captivating conversation, we explore the enchanting enigma of Rochester, NY—a hotbed of paranormal activity. From the mysterious Fox Sisters and their connection to spiritualism, the haunted Union Tavern and Great Lakes pirates, to the legend of the white lady and even the resting place of a potential Jack the Ripper, Rochester unveils its ghostly tapestry for all to witness.Rob also offers his insights on the witches' daring tendencies with the Ouija board, sparking a thought-provoking dialogue about the fine line between curiosity and conjuring, and the potential risks involved. AND find out if there really is a human hunting cult in the basement of a church in Montana.Prepare to be both enlightened and mystified as we traverse the realms of high THC cultivars, paranormal investigations, and the haunting secrets of Rochester. Grab your favorite pipe, open your mind to the unknown, and join us for an unforgettable episode of the Stoned Witches Hour!Note: The interview was lightly edited for clarity
71: Boldt Castle on Heart Island & Lake Morena Campground Hauntings
Jun 21 2023
71: Boldt Castle on Heart Island & Lake Morena Campground Hauntings
Welcome to the start of our exciting summer session! Join the most high witches as they embark on a mind-bending discussion about a mind-boggling 40% THC cultivar. Are these labels merely exaggerations or could such potency be real? Get ready for a thought-provoking conversation that explores the truth behind the claims.Next, Chelle takes us on a journey to Boldt Castle in the gorgeous Thousand Island region of New York State, a place close to her heart, revealing the spine-chilling tales of its resident ghosts and the hauntingly tragic love story behind it's creation. Prepare to be enchanted and spooked as she uncovers the mysteries that linger within the castle's walls, capturing the essence of its ethereal history.Laylla brings the campfire atmosphere to the podcast as she shares the bone-chilling stories from Lake Morena Campground near San Diego California, the USA's most haunted campground. Brace yourself for an unforgettable exploration of the paranormal occurrences that have plagued this seemingly tranquil location, as well as the disturbing legacy left by a man who boasted the power to summon rain.Prepare to be captivated by the blend of cannabis conundrums, haunted castles, and chilling campground tales that await you in this summer session opener. Don't miss out on the bewitching stories and intriguing discussions that the Stoned Witches Hour has in store. So light up your favorite strain, grab a beach blanket, and get ready for a summer of supernatural escapades!
70: A Creepy Ouija Request & Chelle's Birthday Haunting (Is the cake a lie?)
Jun 7 2023
70: A Creepy Ouija Request & Chelle's Birthday Haunting (Is the cake a lie?)
In this Summer kick off episode, dive deep into the world of stoned astrology as the witches engage in a high conversation about what cultivar best represents each zodiac sign. And of course, no episode would be complete without the most high witches sharing their chosen cultivar. Join in as they reveal the strain that has transported them to mystical heights during this enchanting recording.  Laylla kicks off the episode with a heartfelt email from Selena, who has a colossal favor to ask our beloved stoned witches. Get ready for an intriguing story as Laylla reveals Selena's plight and the ghostly presence that has her begging for supernatural assistance. (See the end of the description for our mail forwarding service if you too want to send something to the witches. Listen to the pod to find out what Selena is sending!!!)Meanwhile, Chelle recounts her recent birthday celebration and shares a spine-tingling ghost story that involves a mysteriously recurring haunting intertwined with a delectable birthday cake. Prepare to be both delighted and chilled by the spectral presence that emerges from the sweetest of treats.Tune in to experience the perfect blend of supernatural tales, birthday surprises, and a sprinkle of cosmic cannabis knowledge. This episode promises to captivate and elevate your curiosity to new dimensions. So grab your favorite strain, sit back, and embark on a magical journey with the Stoned Witches Hour!Send your postcards, letters, photos, haunted items, creepy dolls, pretzel crisps, and mystic items to:The Stoned Witches Hour1029 Lyell Ave Box 420Rochester NY 14606
69: A Singer's Haunted Vajayjay & Capt Sparrow Divorces a Ghost Pirate (and 2 haunted houses)
May 31 2023
69: A Singer's Haunted Vajayjay & Capt Sparrow Divorces a Ghost Pirate (and 2 haunted houses)
Welcome, dear listeners, to an enchanting and tantalizing episode of The Stoned Witches Hour! In episode 69, we dive into the fascinating realm of spectral seduction. Brace yourselves as we explore the jaw-dropping tales of famous individuals who claim to have had amorous encounters with ghosts. And hold on to your broomsticks because we have an unbelievable story of a Captain Jack Sparrow impersonator who married and is now divorcing the ghost of a pirate!Before we delve into the eerie tales, let's indulge in some delightful cannabis. Laylla and Chelle reveal their chosen strains, setting the mood for this supernatural exploration. Once properly elevated, they embark on their spooky journey through a couple of haunted houses in upstate New York.Laylla leads us to the infamous Enslin House, where nine restless spirits call home. Prepare to be mesmerized as she unveils the haunting history and paranormal occurrences within this haunted haven. And guess what? You can actually book a stay at this ghostly abode through Airbnb, or if you're feeling daring, it's even up for sale!Next, Chelle guides us through the chilling and storied halls of Casey's Cottage, a haunted state park that was once an exclusive clubhouse and notorious party spot. Discover the secrets and spectral presence that linger within these hallowed grounds as Chelle weaves a tale that will send shivers down your spine.So, grab your favorite cannabis strain, get comfortable, and prepare for a mind-bending episode that combines otherworldly love affairs, spine-chilling haunted houses, and the delightful banter of your favorite stoned witches. The Stoned Witches Hour is about to cast its spell on you once again!Want to buy a haunted house?
68: Grand Canyon Hauntings & The Wildest Cryptid Ever
May 24 2023
68: Grand Canyon Hauntings & The Wildest Cryptid Ever
Hold onto your pointy hats and get ready for an exhilarating adventure in episode 68 of The Stoned Witches Hour! Before taking stock of the sweet cheeba strains they're smoking on this week, our most high witches read another email about how upstate New York is the  only place that pronounces words correctly...This week Laylla is taking us to Arizona and the stunning Grand Canyon where a couple was recently terrorized by a demon! Maybe. The Canyon holds many mysteries and some say it is also where spirits of the past lurk. Specifically, she'll be sharing her favorite haunting tale: the Lady in White on the Transept Trail. Brace yourself for a ghostly encounter that will send shivers down your spine.Then, Chelle is taking us on a wild ride outside the USA to explore a cryptid suggested by one of our listeners. Get ready to delve into the mysterious world of the Japanese demon known as the Kappa. But hold on tight, because this creature is unlike anything you've ever imagined. Laylla even suggests it has a bong for a head before learning of its more nefarious nature.  Let's just say you probably won't want to go skinny dipping in Japan any time soon!So, grab a cucumber (you'll understand why by the end of the episode) and prepare yourself for a mind-bending mix of amazement, horror, and laughter. The Stoned Witches Hour is about to unleash an unforgettable episode that will leave you questioning reality and craving more paranormal adventures. Don't miss it!
67: Lynyrd Skynyrd Haunting and Ghosts of Deadwood
May 18 2023
67: Lynyrd Skynyrd Haunting and Ghosts of Deadwood
Welcome, fellow witches and stoners to episode 67 of The Stoned Witches Hour! This episode is filled with ghosts, ghouls, rock stars, and a couple of surprising insights that will leave you cackling with delight.As always, we love hearing from our listeners, and this time, we decided to dive into our inbox to read some of your emails. But hold on to your broomsticks, because we discovered something unexpected! One of our previous episodes had a surprisingly NSFW title that had us blushing like shy little witches. We'll definitely be casting some editing spells on that one!But that's not all—there's something peculiar about the way we pronounce three common words. It seems we've unintentionally given them a regional twist. We apologize in advance for the confusion and the laughter it may cause. Now, let's get into the supernatural stories, shall we? Chelle will be sharing a haunting tale from Virginia, connected to none other than Lynyrd Skynyrd. This spooky encounter will make you question if ghosts have a taste for Southern rock!Meanwhile, Laylla will be whisking us away to the haunted city of Deadwood in the Black Hills of South Dakota. Brace yourselves for the ghostly presence of legends like Wild Bill Hickock, Calamity Jane, Wyatt Earp, and many more. It's a wild west ghostly party you won't want to miss!So, grab your favorite cannabis products and join us for an episode filled with surprises, laughter, and bone-chilling tales. The Stoned Witches Hour is about to cast its spell on you!
Book 3: Your Stories (Finally!!)
May 11 2023
Book 3: Your Stories (Finally!!)
It's been a hot minute since our last Book of Your Stories and we totally blame mercury retrograde, email gremlins, and techno spirit hijinks for the delay. Regardless of whose fault the delay is, it's time for another spine-tingling episode of your personal paranormal experiences!  We've got a loyal ghostly Labrador, spirits and ancestors who provide protection, and a haunted house that is so scary our witches make an offer the home owner would be silly to refuseBe warned, dear listeners, this haunted house is not for the faint of heart. Chelle and Laylla are convinced that the occupant needs to pack up and move out ASAP! Our most high Witches have some advice for them, but you'll have to tune in to find out what it is.In true Stoned Witches Hour fashion, we'll also be enjoying some of our favorite cannabis products while we read these chilling tales. Laylla thinks that a good sativa will help her commune with the spirits, while Chelle is again smoking one of her manipulatable hybrids and getting higher than This episode is also a special one for Laylla, as she dedicates it to her grandmother Jennie May who recently turned 100 but passed away this month. 16:45 August M. "The Ghostly Labrador"26:47 WilliJack   "For Whom The Clock Chimes"27:17 KD Burrows "A Paranormal Warning" her book Bittersharp39:36 CosmicMom73 "They See Dead People"46:05 Apprehensive Camper "This house is HAUNTED haunted"54:30 Mascoot Scootma "Saved by an Ancestor"1:00:52 Sarah K "Keep it together... Or else"1:07:25 Mia  "Out Like Elvis"*Some stories have been lightly edited for clarity
64: Cryptids of the Susquehanna & The Dybbuk Box
Apr 20 2023
64: Cryptids of the Susquehanna & The Dybbuk Box
It's 4:20 am AND 4/20 witches and stoners! Welcome to episode 64 of The Stoned Witches Hour, where we explore the mysterious and supernatural side of life while getting as high as Elon Musk in a rocket ship.In today's episode, Chelle is taking us on a journey to the Susquehanna river to uncover the strange and mysterious cryptids that call it home. From the elusive and legendary Squonk to other weird creatures lurking in the shadows, Chelle's got the scoop on all the freaky beasties in the area.Laylla's got a story that will have you reaching for your emotional support bong - she's gonna tell us all about the mysterious and cursed Dybbuk Box. This box is said to be possessed by an evil spirit that wreaks havoc if the box is opened. This spooky wine cabinet and its antics inspired a movie, The Possession by Sam Raimi, is currently owned by Travel Channel paranormal superstar Zak Bagans (ass kissing intentional), and is said to have caused Post Malone a streak of catastrophic bad luck, and we're here for all the spooky details.Our most High Witches are about to smoke enough kind bud to hotbox a haunted house. Laylla has some goodies from a cannabis farmer's market, the Lilac Craft Market. From D20 Grow Co she is so high off the delightfully delicious Orange Chameleon, that she never once mentions its name!  Get ready for some serious paranormal activity and plenty of laughs as we light up and explore the supernatural side of life.Grab your broomsticks, your teddy bear, and your favorite cultivar, and join us for an hour of lighthearted fun, witchy vibes, and spooky tales on The Stoned Witches Hour!
61: Lady in White Fail & A Haunted Pink House
Mar 23 2023
61: Lady in White Fail & A Haunted Pink House
Hey there, witches and stoners! It's time for another episode of The Stoned Witches Hour, where we explore the freaky and supernatural side of life. Today, we're serving up a big ol' helping of spooky stories with a healthy side of ganja.Before we get to our paranormal tales, both of our High Witches have a stoney surprise in store to share!After a lot of excellent local weed, we've got Laylla with the tale of the Lady in White who haunts the lake shore of Rochester, NY, looking for her missing daughter. This ghostly mama in her flowy white dress has been giving people the heebie-jeebies for ages, and we're ready to dish out the deets. Laylla's got the scoop on all the creepy sightings and spooky details of this haunting. And if that doesn't turn out quite the way we want, Laylla has the inside info on a haunted gravestone in Penn Yan NY that doesn't put up with shit from anyone Then Chelle's gonna tell us all about the Pink House in Savannah, GA, which is said to be one of the most haunted places in the city. This old mansion is crawling with ghosts, and we're gonna get to the bottom of what's haunting the joint. Chelle's got the lowdown on the history of the Pink House and all the hair-raising encounters that have gone down there, including why ladies may not want to use the basement bar bathroom!!So, pack a bowl, light some incense, and join us for an hour of ghost stories and sweet cheeba vibes on The Stoned Witches Hour!
58: Paranormal Presidential Activity & The Ghost that Solved Her Own Murder
Mar 1 2023
58: Paranormal Presidential Activity & The Ghost that Solved Her Own Murder
Get ready for another bewitching episode of The Stoned Witches Hour! Chelle and Laylla are back with more tales of the paranormal and some seriously potent cannabis to help you get through them.In this episode, Chelle will be taking us on a tour of the most famous house in the country: the White House in Washington D.C. That's right, the very same White House where the President lives. But did you know that it's also home to a whole bunch of ghosts? Get ready for some presidential paranormal activity as Chelle dishes on all the ghostly encounters that have been reported over the years. From Abraham Lincoln to Abigail Adams, these ghosts have been known to make their presence felt in some very spooky ways. Even Michelle Obama reportedly had ghostly experiences!*EDIT: Laylla says the Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper, it was NOT. It is possible that the drafts of the Declaration were written on hemp, but the actual document is written on parchment*Meanwhile, Laylla has a true crime story with a supernatural twist that is going to blow your mind. Now, you may think that true crime and the supernatural don't often mix, but let me tell you, there are some exceptions. Laylla will be sharing the chilling true details of how the ghost of Teresita Basa allegedly helped authorities arrest her killer, making headlines and leaving people wondering if there really is a life beyond death.As always, Chelle and Laylla will be smoking some seriously potent cannabis throughout the episode. So, grab your favorite cultivar and join us for another episode of The Stoned Witches Hour. It's a spooky, funny, and downright magical experience that you won't want to miss!
57: Stoned in the Big Easy: Ghosts, Graves, and Good Times
Feb 22 2023
57: Stoned in the Big Easy: Ghosts, Graves, and Good Times
Hey there fellow stoners and witches! It was just Fat Tuesday and now it's time for another episode of the Stoned Witches Hour, where the only time that matters is 4:20 am! Today, we're headed to the heart of the Big Easy, the city of New Orleans Illinois, where the parties never end and the spirits are always on the prowl.Before we get to the spooky stuff, your co-hosts Laylla and Chelle will be discussing the latest cannabis trends, including how to decipher those tricky cannabis labels and what to look for in terpenes and cannabinoids. We know you love to stay informed while staying high, so we've got you covered.Then, we have an email from a listener who not only corrects a mistake Chelle made on a previous episode but also shares a chilling personal ghost story from the Ashmore Estates. We love hearing from our listeners, especially when they have their own creepy tales to tell.Now, it's time to get to the good stuff. Chelle will be sharing the story of The Sultans Palace, a haunted landmark in New Orleans with a history that'll make your skin crawl. And Laylla, will be taking you on a tour of St. Louis Cemetery #1 the final resting place of the legendary Voodoo Queen of New Orleans, Marie Laveau. Hear the tales of her powerful magic, her mysterious life, and the eerie happenings that still occur at her grave to this day. You won't want to miss this fascinating and spine-tingling account of one of the most infamous figures in New Orleans' history.So, grab your beads and your favorite cultivar, and join us for a wild ride through the streets of New Orleans and the world of the paranormal. Laissez les bon temps rouler! Let the good times roll on this episode of the Stoned Witches Hour!
54: Laylla's Birthday Wampus Cat
Feb 1 2023
54: Laylla's Birthday Wampus Cat
Join Laylla and Chelle on The Stoned Witches Hour as they explore the spooky and supernatural. The Highest Witches in the USA read an email from a listener who has had a couple of weed experiences so bad, they just had to intervene. Will Chelle need to break out one of the worst spells in her repertoire to defend a listener? Laylla will share tales from one of the most haunted cemeteries in America: Bachelors Grove Cemetery in Illinois. This supposedly haunted cemetery has been the site of numerous eerie and ghostly encounters. From floating apparitions to mysterious mists, Laylla will take listeners on a journey through the chilling history of Bachelors Grove Cemetery.This week, Chelle again dives into the world of cryptids by discussing the legendary wampus cat from North Carolina. With its mysterious roar and fierce reputation, this creature has captured the imagination of many for centuries. But what exactly is a wampus cat, and where did it come from?With eerie stories and hair-raising tales, Laylla and Chelle will leave listeners on the edge of their seats as they explore the strange and unknown. So grab your bong, light a candle, and join The Stoned Witches Hour as they delve into the spooky and supernaturalAnd as a special treat for this episode, it's Laylla's birthday! Celebrating on February 1st, she has made a wishlist full of mystical and magical gifts. At the top of her list? A real live wampus cat and a large bag of her favorite cultivar of cannabis, of course! (It's Gelato) While we can't guarantee the delivery of a wampus cat, we hope that this episode will bring a smile to Laylla's face and make her birthday as wild and supernatural as she is. So let's raise a joint(or a bong) to Laylla and all the stoned witches out there, and get ready for another episode of The Stoned Witches Hour.