The Natty Bumpercar Bumperpodcast

Natty Bumpercar

Every week, Natty Bumpercar presents a few ounces of ridiculousness with a dash or two of stupefaction. It’s totes banoo! read less
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Episodes

Attendance
Jun 23 2023
Attendance
"Attendance" is a lively and humorous episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast that takes place in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar takes center stage as he delves into a range of comical topics, including the trials and tribulations of dealing with messy children, the absurdity of promotions, and the hilarity of receiving awards. As Natty shares his hilarious anecdotes and observations, listeners are treated to a blend of witty banter and relatable humor. With his unique storytelling style and knack for finding humor in everyday situations, Natty's comedic charm shines through. The episode invites you into the whimsical world of Coffee-Can Alley, where anything can happen, and laughter is guaranteed. "Attendance" captures the essence of the Bumperpodcast, offering a lighthearted and entertaining experience for comedy enthusiasts. With its blend of improvisation and clever comedic insights, this episode is a delightful addition to the show's repertoire. So sit back, relax, and join Natty Bumpercar as he takes you on a hilarious journey through the ups and downs of messy children, promotions, and the whimsical world of Coffee-Can Alley. You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar
Telephone
May 30 2023
Telephone
"Telephone" is a hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus, Producer, and Aloysius J. Pig find themselves grappling with the boredom and restlessness that comes with not being able to produce their beloved podcast. As they navigate their way through this newfound void, their comedic chemistry and improvisational skills shine through. The gang's attempts to fill the podcast-shaped hole in their lives lead them down a rabbit hole of hilarious and unpredictable scenarios. From off-the-wall conversations to spontaneous antics, "Telephone" showcases the cast's knack for finding humor in even the most mundane situations. As they strive to overcome the boredom, the gang's witty banter and infectious laughter will keep you entertained and laughing along. "Telephone" is a testament to the Bumperpodcast's ability to bring laughter and entertainment through the art of improvisation. The episode highlights the camaraderie and comedic genius of the cast, reminding listeners of the joy that comes from shared laughter, even in the face of monotony. So sit back, relax, and join Natty Bumpercar and the gang as they navigate the comedic challenges of their podcasting hiatus in Coffee-Can Alley. You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar
Storage Wars
Apr 20 2023
Storage Wars
.flex_column.av-c72jbr-948bf736dd66e2b00823eac496328dbb{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } "Storage Wars" is a hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, a new character named Sir Reginald makes an appearance and stirs up trouble as he lays claim to the gang's storage facility that contains all of their podcasting equipment. As the gang tries to fight back, they engage in a series of witty and zany banter that will have you laughing out loud. The episode also features the return of beloved characters Rufus T. Rufus and Aloysius J. Pig, who lend their unique personalities and comedic talents to the show. As the gang attempts to outsmart Sir Reginald and regain their storage facility, chaos ensues and hijinks ensue. With unpredictable twists and turns at every corner, "Storage Wars" is a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh. The Bumperpodcast is a show that celebrates improvisation and spontaneity, and this episode is a prime example of its comedic genius. You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Sir Reginald 0:03Get out, get out, get out. Who are you? And why are you here? I have purchased a storage container with all of these monies. And everything that is in here is mine. Are you doing coming in trying to rifle through on my good deeds, the things that I have purchased? Who are you? And what is your business? Oh, okay. Natty Bumpercar 0:33Wow, Hi, sorry. I'm Natty Bumpercar. And this is my storage container. And I, I don't know what's going on because I was supposed to be paid up through the entire year. And so are you telling me that the management like sold my storage unit to to you have Sir Reginald 0:55no bearing you have no business here? I have the deed of goods, I have the deed of rent, I have the receipts right here. And so what you will do is, accept this property. Be on your way? No, Natty Bumpercar 1:15no, I'm actually no, I'm not gonna. First off. You don't own the whole property for the storage unit building here. But also, this wasn't, this isn't right. We're both gonna have to go and find like, I guess the guy who's running the place or manager, whatever, and sort this out, because obviously, this is a huge misunderstanding. And yeah, we're gonna figure it out. I'm not gonna get too freaked out or angry. But I am kind of frustrated right now. So hold on one second. I just have to send a quick call. And we'll we'll get this figured out. Sir Reginald 1:54No, I say no, I am not on your time. You are on borrowed time, even just being here. You shouldn't be here. You do even have you walked away. He doesn't even have a storage unit here. And the more you know how I know because it's now my storage unit and them friend thing I see. And now many boxes, many crates. Many containers of such right goods are all mine. Natty Bumpercar 2:28I'm back. Just my friend was in the car. And oh, hey, hey, Ruth. Rufus. Please help me please. Hi. Yeah. Rufus T. Rufus 2:39It's a lot of lows matter now. Have what is it? I was just in the car, doing my saw duco and I need to say so myself. Can you focus with the numbers? I'm more of a word. Oh, sorry. Who's this gentleman now, Natty Bumpercar 2:58I don't know his name, but he claims that he purchased the storage unit, which has all the equipment and everything in it. And not He's not letting me go in. And I don't I think it's a misunderstanding. But I don't I don't I don't really know what's going on. Rufus T. Rufus 3:15Now. Hello. My name is Rufus T. Rufus.
How Are You
Feb 3 2023
How Are You
.flex_column.av-r42pb-31cbf0f707efd804fcb168dcd9f01c87{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } "How are you?" is an episode from the hilarious and unpredictable improvised comedy podcast, Bumperpodcast, set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. This episode features the lovable and zany main character, Natty Bumpercar, as he navigates through his day-to-day life and all its absurdities. In this episode, Natty runs into a series of unlikely and humorous encounters as he attempts to answer the titular question, "How are you?" From interacting with eccentric town residents to getting into wacky situations, Natty's unique perspective and quick wit never fail to bring laughter to the listener. The Bumperpodcast is a non-scripted and unplanned show, meaning each episode is fresh and full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you entertained from start to finish. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! Where to find us: You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! We have started adding the podcast to Youtube with ridiculous background videos: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzha2MH5Rf6T89JtRPNqbC0UOxRXxyU0v. Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Older Stuff: Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:04I actually had to come out to the studio today and defrost the microphone. And and the board because it's so it's cold. It's so chilly out here. It's 55 degrees currently in the studio, which is kind of insane to me, but fine. This is the bumper podcast. I am Natty Bumpercar It is wonderful to talk to you today. How are you? I've missed you so much. No, no, really, I have I, sometimes people say how are you? And they don't actually want you to answer because it's like a formality. Right? It's like, oh, how are you doing? And then you have to make the mental societal calculation of, do I actually tell them how I'm doing? Do they really want to know how I'm doing? Or do I just go? Ah, I'm fine. Things are good. Like, right. But then sometimes they'll press a little bit. They'll go, ah, how's the family? How's the Giles's of wife? And it's like, oh, you're opening the door, you're really opening the door to do I'm gonna start talking, I'm gonna give you information. And then you're gonna, you know, wish you hadn't, you know, because a lot of times the how's it going? Is pretty surface. Because the people that you're saying, how's it going to? That generally implies to me at least that you haven't, you know, talked to them in a little while, and maybe you're not up on the day to day. And so, you know, the people who do know how it's actually going, they probably know for, you know, for the most part, so they don't have to say how's it going? Because they just know. So then the people who come up to you and say, How's it going? They aren't up on the news, right? They know they don't get your they don't subscribe to your newsletter. Right? They don't read your, your, your blog, their your RSS feed, they're not watching your tic TOCs. They don't know how it's going. And so when you're like, Well, who actually there's a lot going on, then you can see like their, their the skin on their face kind of tighten up a little bit. And they go Oh, no, what have I gotten myself into? Ah, all right, and then they try to what? Okay, there's you Well, that's great. See, I'm gonna No, no, no, no. Oh, friend. You just asked me how it was going. And I am going to do you have 45 minutes? Because I'd like to tell you how it's going.
Transparency in the New Year
Jan 10 2023
Transparency in the New Year
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } We are back for a whole new year and a whole new season of ridiculousness! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:00 I can eat Check, check, check any check, check. Hi everybody. It's me Natty Bumpercar. And well, I guess it's a new season. Well, I guess it's a new year. New Me. I don't know. I Rufus T. Rufus 0:16 think it should be an entirely new podcast given the fact Hi everyone. This is me. Rufus. T. Rufus. Given the fact that you've been disappeared for quite some time. Do you have any kind of explanations for the audience? You can't just leave them hanging like Producer 0:32 everyone needs me producer and not that you don't have to actually say anything. You're just you are a very busy man. And not everyone knows. You're doing lots of things and sometimes you get bogged down which is funny coming from a frog bug go good frog only log in a bog it's funny to me. It's a frog joke. Anyway. You don't have to tell Rufus anything. Okay, Aloysius J. Pig 0:54 Natty, I have you want to see me? I always just J pig heart coming in here. Hot. I'm coming in here hot. And I am bothered by this whole situation. Because here's the thing. I think you don't need it. I give an explanation. Everybody Bumpercar Because the last time you put out an episode was a the I don't know. I don't even I honestly, I don't even know my calendar doesn't go far that far back. Okay. So I appreciate when I think everybody would appreciate it as you maybe just a little bit of transparency. That's, you know, kind of one of those words these days. Oh, again, good, a little bit of transparency and let us know what's going on. Which is Natty Bumpercar 1:32 fine. Yeah, well, full transparency. I just went through 15 minutes with my computer with a giant spinning rainbow ball that was saying to me, Hey, we just everything just got lost, but evidently it didn't. So we're back. And that makes me happy. That's my transparency for you for right now. Santa 1:52 Now Natty, as your lawyer, I'm going to come out and tell you that that's not the kind of transparency that we are talking about. That's more like a translucency that's more like a or pigness or something like that what the people are looking for. They're looking for a clear window in which they can look through and see what you're talking about. Okay, and I don't feel like that's quite enough for you understand? Natty Bumpercar 2:21 Yeah. Okay, cool. What? What is happening right now? Is that do we? Do we get a telephone? I've always wanted to be a call in show. Somebody, answer quick. Aloysius J. Pig 2:38 Ha, ha allow this bump. I don't have high who who's? Natty Bumpercar 2:45 It's turkey in Turkey. Oh. Good point. Okay, thanks, Turkey. Wow, that was great. But thing I think maybe you hung up on him a little bit too fast. Like he was still talking or clicking are gobbling. I don't know. What is doesn't i Does anyone know Turkey talk? What is the gobble so God like you still got to be fair. Aloysius J. Pig 3:10 I was caught unawares. I was caught off guard. I didn't know that I was gonna be unfound duty. I kind of feel like maybe that's producers kind of kind of jam. And I I did I kind of I kind of freaked out a little bit and I just hung up. I didn't I didn't. Natty Bumpercar 3:28 Another one. Oh, producer get this good. This one producer. Producer 3:36 Oh, hello,
Coaching
Oct 21 2022
Coaching
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } There is nothing more rewarding or more likely to make me bananas than having the opportunity to coach my kid's teams. The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript: Natty Bumpercar 0:04 Let's talk about coaching. Let's talk about being a coach and the expectations of being a coach. Hi, everybody, it's me Natty Bumpercar. The bumper podcast. And I have been honored to I was the coach of my kids basketball team. And I had never played basketball. So that one was a little bit challenging. But I know enough about basketball that I could kind of, you know, wing it a little bit. But then the opportunity came up to coach his soccer team. And I played soccer, most of my life from growing up up until I think, junior year of high school or so. And loved it, loved it to pieces. And so when I found out they were looking for soccer coaches, I was like, Yeah, sign me up, you know. And it's funny, because, you know, the organization, I wasn't given any information, it was just like, sure your coach, show up. And I was like, okay, I can do that. And so I show I showed up the first day, and I got my team. There, the great team, great ghosts, was what is when I call them, I made a little I was like, You guys are the great ghosts. And they were like, okay, and then one kid was like, I want to be a great goose. And I was like, fine, I don't, whatever, that's great. And I had to learn all of their names, I made him stand in a line. And I because I think it's important, right? That these are these are you want them to feel, you know, like, they're part of the team, like they belong, like they have their own identity. And so they went through their names. And and whenever anyone would say their name, I would say, All right, everybody say hello to Tom, there's no tom, but I'm not gonna give you the kids names, because that would be untoward. But you know, and so then they would all introduce themselves. And then we kind of found out, you know, who was in third grade? Who's in fourth grade? And do you go to this school? Do you go to that school, just to kind of, you know, establish who everyone was, and try to build a tiny report. And the time that I had. Now, the first week was was was bananas, because we had two practices and three games within the span of seven days. So it was like, Hey, you're not playing soccer. And then all of a sudden, it was like, hey, guess what, you're doing soccer every single day of your life. And it was hard because the kids were getting very frustrated and tired. You know, because they're running around, they're playing hard. And, and when it's almost every day, there's just no break. So they don't get a chance to, to kind of come up, come back, relax, whatever. But the thing is, is we've, it's great. It's great fun. And I the reason I don't know if you can hear it in my voice, but it's a little bit raspy is because I basically scream, and from the time the game has started, maybe even a little bit before until the game has ended. And it's not because I'm angry. It's I am out there. And I, I really take a lot on like, I feel a real responsibility to, to get these kids to learn and to motivate them and to try to get them into spots where they can best, you know, have the chance for success. And it's difficult.
Doldrums
Sep 27 2022
Doldrums
.flex_column.av-av_three_fourth-53b0b300fb3685750664fb085c5ad19d{ border-radius:0px 0px 0px 0px; padding:0px 0px 0px 0px; } Have you ever heard of the doldrums? Have you ever even seen the doldrums? Well, you're about to! The Bumperpodcast with Natty Bumpercar is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. We're here and we're listening! Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!! Also, The Bumperpodcast can now be found on the https://non-productive.com/ network. Yay!!!! Also, also, we have a Patreon page now!!! https://www.patreon.com/nattybumpercar Another story about saving baby animals! A feel good story! Previous episode! Show Transcript:Natty Bumpercar 0:09 We haven't had a beat like this in a while oh let's just take this out all right here we go Aloysius J. Pig 0:19 what a call me Allah wishes and I am a piggy I moved from the farm to the big city they will call my name but it ain't no pity they call me I say hey pretty big he Natty Bumpercar 0:27 asleep on the stream see asleep on the train? I know it sounds silly or noisy. But I worry where we weren't going where I'm stressed why we were worried to the boiler room bro Aloysius J. Pig 0:36 don't worry just know that I got this Producer 0:40 man forcing your life or seeing your nose driving because I thought I'm a mental frog who would do this? Because everybody everybody who's with me now everybody everybody who's with me now no raise your hand up to this guy and turn Aloysius J. Pig 1:26 my car on see people call me your highness. Don't get it twisted, bro. I'm just worried about I'm allergic to shyness which is Producer 1:35 priceless. Price hurt. Everybody knows us priceless. Aloysius J. Pig 1:39 egg sack to mouth Dow Producer 1:43 soaring in Europe in the car because I can think this year my addicted to sugar. That's why I'm so sweet. I love fruits and veggies. I never eat meat. On the sidewalks. The bikes go on street they stopped any snow. They covered stuff. When I'm rocking the mic, you know rock beats Aloysius J. Pig 1:56 actually impressed? I'm very impressed. Very impressed. Very impressed with you. And all the rides and the music stuff you do. You're given an array can take no more. Okay, better stick around for what we have in store. Oh, oh, oh. Natty Bumpercar 2:29 1234 Holy, that was such a great way to kick the summer doldrums out. Thank you, ah, normally, every year that I've been doing this, which is over a decade now, August into September is brutal. And we only record like, a half an episode, if even that, and this year, you know, I think we did miss a couple of weeks because we were at the beach and whatever. But like, it's I think, you know, we made up for it with this amazing song. I don't, I don't know if that's like, just the podcast, or just everything, you know, like, you grow up, and you have your seasons, and you have your summer, which comes around and it's ingrained on us as kids that summer is this magical time and you're not in school, and you get to go and have all these adventures and you're going on vacation and you're hanging out with your friends, and you're in the pool. And then the summer comes to a close, the summer comes to an end and you get sad. And things start to slow down and you kind of start to get a little nostalgic, and you start to look back on the things you did this summer. And, and maybe the things you missed out on and the things you used to do during the summer. And you know the things that you you miss from from from the past. And then maybe you get a little bubble of nerves that you're going to be going back to school. And and you don't know who's going to be in your class and who's who's who's going to be your teacher? And What room are you going to be in and what are you going to wear and what are you going to learn and ...