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Join Professor Barnabas Bamboozle for a spine-tingling Halloween special packed with tales of terror and supernatural encounters! In this episode, Patrick McConogle investigates the chilling phenomenon of Black-Eyed Children, while Randy Roadkill shares essential survival tips for werewolf encounters in his signature down-home style. Chris McConogle uncovers the disturbing truth behind the mysterious phantom clown sightings that terrorized America in the 1980s, and Vinny Vitriol delivers his scathing take on three classic horror films. Sponsored by Crypto Zoo Tees, this haunting Halloween episode will make you think twice about answering your door after dark or walking alone under a full moon.

Buckle up, ghoulish guests! In this spooktacular Halloween special, we dive deep into the chilling world of Wendigos, explore the eerie phenomenon of Shadow People, and learn how to carve a punk pumpkin the Johnny Rotgut way! Expect chaos, dark humor, and more than a few scares as we guide you through the cryptid-riddled woods of folklore, show you how to turn your pumpkin into a rebellious work of art, and roast some of your favorite Halloween classics with the infamous Vinny Vitriol’s wicked critiques. Segments Include: Wendigos and Folklore Frights: Delve into the terrifying world of the Wendigo, the ancient creature of endless hunger.Johnny Rotgut’s Punk Pumpkin Carving: Forget tradition! Johnny teaches you how to smash the system *and* your pumpkin with his chaotic, no-rules carving techniques.The Mystery of Shadow People: Chris McConogle guides us through the shadowy figures lurking in our peripheral vision.Vinny Vitriol’s Horror Critique: Vinny takes on *Hocus Pocus*, *Casper*, and *The Nightmare Before Christmas* with his signature sharp-tongued wit. Brought to you by: Www.CryptoZooTees.com – the go-to shop for cryptid fashion and spooky styles. Prepare for the eerie, the chaotic, and the downright wicked. Happy Halloween, and beware the shadows!

Welcome back, brave souls, to another thrilling episode of Tales from the Crypto—hosted by your enigmatic guide, Professor Barnabas Bamboozle! Tonight’s journey takes us deep into the shadowy world of scaly cryptids and shape-shifting reptilians. We kick things off with the eerie legend of the Bishopville Lizard Man. Join Patrick McConogle as he uncovers the spine-chilling encounters in South Carolina’s swamps. Did Christopher Davis really come face-to-face with a seven-foot reptilian creature? Or is there more to this Southern cryptid tale than meets the eye? But don’t settle into your swamp chair just yet! Randy Roadkill Ronaldo is here with some much-needed survival tips, teaching you "How to Spot a Reptilian in Public." From skinny jeans and strange drinks to smug smirks, Randy’s hilarious insights will have you second-guessing every trendy person you meet. Could your boss be a cold-blooded overlord? It’s more likely than you think! Sylvia Slade takes us on a mystical detour, revealing the truth behind Reptilians in Secret Societies. With her sharp wit and cosmic charm, she’ll help you spot these scaly socialites hiding among us—whether they're basking under UVB lamps or fumbling with chopsticks at high-society events! And what’s a cryptid-themed episode without a scathing review from Vinny Vitriol? Our resident cynic tears apart three reptilian-centric films: They Live, Jupiter Ascending, and Lizard Man. Spoiler alert: he doesn’t hold back on the sarcasm. Prepare for hilariously bitter commentary on sunglasses-fueled revolutions, half-wolf hybrids with rocket boots, and rubber-suited monsters. From cryptid legends to shape-shifting conspiracies, this episode slithers across strange territory, bringing you laughs, chills, and plenty of reptilian revelations. Don’t forget to visit cryptozoo-tees.com for all your monstrous wardrobe needs! Tune in now, stay curious, and remember—if someone blinks sideways, you might want to run!

In this spine-chilling episode of *Tales From The Crypto*, Professor Barnabas Bamboozle leads us on a journey through the eerie and the extraterrestrial! First, Chris McConogle digs deep into the infamous Enfield Poltergeist, one of the most well-documented hauntings in history, where an ordinary family faced extraordinary terrors. Then, Sylvia Slade humorously breaks down the differences between ghosts, poltergeists, and demons, offering "foolproof" ways to cleanse your home from unwanted spirits. Next, Patrick McConogle explores the controversial 1995 *Alien Autopsy* video—was it real or a hoax? Finally, our perpetually grumpy critic, Vinny Vitriol, reviews three classic alien movies (*The Thing*, *E.T.*, and *Independence Day*) with his signature dose of disdain. Strap in for a wild ride of spectral shenanigans and intergalactic intrigue!

Welcome to Tales From The Crypto, where we unravel the mysteries of the macabre! In this episode, we explore the infamous Curse of the Crying Boy paintings that allegedly survived numerous house fires, the mind-bending Montauk Project Experiments involving time travel and mind control, and finally, a satirical guide to joining secret societies without getting kicked out. Tune in for a wild ride through the realms of the paranormal, conspiracies, and cryptic curiosities!

Step right up to Tales From The Crypto, presented by CryptoZooTees.com, where we dive headfirst into a whirlwind of the bizarre, the unexplained, and the downright eerie! In today’s jam-packed episode, we’ve got three spine-tingling tales sure to send shivers down your spine: First, we revisit the infamous Bell Witch Haunting, a supernatural poltergeist tale that terrorized a Tennessee family and even had future President Andrew Jackson running for the hills! Then, we tackle the mystery of the Tunguska Event, an explosion so massive that it flattened an entire Siberian forest—but left scientists scratching their heads for decades. Finally, our resident ghost whisperer Sylvia Slade teaches you How to Talk to Ghosts Without Freaking Out Your Neighbors, with a blend of humor, sass, and just a hint of spooky! It’s a paranormal potpourri you don’t want to miss, with stories that blur the line between fact and fiction. Plus, stick around for an exclusive discount at CryptoZooTees.com—where the threads are freaky and fabulous!