Weird World Variety with Matt and Jesse

Matt and Jesse

A Podcast for every traveler. Funny and Family Friendly stories and news from around the world that just might make you smile.

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Beneath the Surface of History and the Crunch of Costly Commodities
Feb 27 2024
Beneath the Surface of History and the Crunch of Costly Commodities
Ever wonder what lurks beneath the ocean's surface or how our ancestors might have engineered the seas? This episode of Weird World of Variety is a treasure trove of speculation and science, where Jesse and I, your ever-curious hosts, share some hearty laughs over the audacity of pickle-flavored jelly beans and then plunge into the depths of a Stone Age megastructure discovery. Could this be Atlantis, or just a fragment of Earth’s concealed history? Join in as we navigate through the murky waters of scientific skepticism and muse about the philosophical implications of uncovering civilizations that could turn history on its head.Feeling the pinch at the checkout line? You're not alone. We open up about our own struggles with the climbing food prices and how it's reshaping our budgets. Whether you're flying solo or managing a family's expenses, the conversation gets real about the daily tug-of-war between financial planning and the cost of living. Explore with us the latest USDA data, and take away some fresh perspectives on balancing the need to eat with the desire to save. It's a candid look at the universal challenge of making ends meet in an era where the price of a loaf of bread can feel like highway robbery.Then, we cap off with a gripping tale of eavesdropping, insider trading, and the million-dollar scheme of one Texas man. It's a story that blurs the line between a lucky tip and illegal activity, with repercussions that echo through the hallways of the financial industry. Listen as we dissect the ethical implications and ponder whether knowledge really is power—or just a one-way ticket to a legal nightmare. It's a cautionary tale that'll have you hooked, questioning where you would draw your own line in the sand of financial morality.
Toddler's Claw Machine Caper, Mummified Monkeys in Luggage, and Our YouTube Adventure
Feb 20 2024
Toddler's Claw Machine Caper, Mummified Monkeys in Luggage, and Our YouTube Adventure
Ever wondered what goes through the mind of a toddler daring enough to scale the insides of a claw machine? That's exactly what we're chuckling over as we recount the tale of an adventurous tot in an Australian mall and the Queensland police's plush toy rescue mission. Childhood dreams clash with reality in this humorous look at the great claw machine escape. And if you've ever had to stop little hands from swiping expensive store items, you'll nod along as we share personal anecdotes, like my son's selective distaste for dirty hands—unless, of course, snacks like Cheetos are involved. Hold onto your hats because we're not just reminiscing about arcade games and parenting tactics. We've got a story about a canine hero at Customs and Border Protection sniffing out something you won't believe. Speaking of unbelievable, we also investigate the curious case of mummified monkeys discovered in a traveler's luggage at Boston Logan Airport. From the quirky to the macabre, we bring to light the serious global health implications while still embracing the oddities of human behavior. And let's give it up for the customs dogs keeping our borders safe!As we gear up for our next big step, launching into the world of YouTube, we invite you to join us on this vibrant new platform where we promise auditory and visual delights. While we're at it, we're opening the doors wide to our community—your stories, your comments, your concerns are all welcome. Be a part of the conversation as we grow together. Buckle up, Matt and Jesse here, ready to guide you through the weird and wonderful without ever hitting the snooze button on life's wild stories.
Kentucky's Cosmic Postcard, Amazon's Surveillance Saga, and Accidental Soccer Referees: A Spirited Spin Through Space Schemes and Earthly Extremes
Jan 30 2024
Kentucky's Cosmic Postcard, Amazon's Surveillance Saga, and Accidental Soccer Referees: A Spirited Spin Through Space Schemes and Earthly Extremes
Have you ever received a postcard from outer space? Well, Lexington, Kentucky is sending one hell of an intergalactic invitation, and we're here to unravel the cosmic ambitions behind this quirky tourism campaign. From the assumption that extraterrestrials comprehend English to the 80-year wait for a potential RSVP, our conversation orbits the delightful audacity of beckoning beings from beyond the stars. Don't miss our light-hearted take on this creative endeavor to spike Earthling interest, where we dissect the message's coded bitmap and FAA's role in this space-age spectacle.Then, we switch from interstellar outreach to terrestrial toil as we scrutinize Amazon's high-tech employee monitoring. Imagine being tracked every second of your workday—does efficiency really demand such relentless surveillance? We share stories and debate the implications of pressuring humans to perform like robots, and we can't help but ponder whether Amazon's data retention is a tad overzealous. Plus, don't miss our kicker about a soccer fan who went from spectator to FA Cup match official for his favorite team—a tale that lands us in a hearty discussion on the serious yet amusing side of sports neutrality and the wild dream of shaking hands... or fingers, with an alien. Join us for a journey filled with celestial invitations and earthly conundrums, all wrapped up in a podcast episode you simply can't ignore.
Silent Podcast Mishaps, Funny Car Stories, Viral Indie Games, and Miami Mall Updates
Jan 18 2024
Silent Podcast Mishaps, Funny Car Stories, Viral Indie Games, and Miami Mall Updates
Imagine botching your mic settings and producing a silent symphony of podcasting gold. That's me this week, but fear not, we still have a show packed with the warm, weird embrace you've come to expect. From caffeine-fueled post-conference tales that almost had me believe in the reality of travel hallucinations, to the kind of automotive adventures that restore your faith in humanity, we're sharing it all. Plus, I'll spill the beans on how a red Mustang and a lunch lady—yours truly—became the bridge between worlds at a community school.Strap in as we take a detour through the indie gaming scene, highlighting a viral hit where alien scrap hunts and teammate pranks are the norm. Lethal Company has got us talking about how games like these are reshaping the landscape, relying on creativity over big budgets. And for those of you who can't get enough of exploratory adventures, we've got the lowdown on upcoming titles that promise to whisk you away from hauntingly immersive VR experiences to whimsical sandbox escapades. Just a heads up though, not all of these gems will be landing on your favorite console.But the real twisty turn may just be the Miami Mall Incident—tall creatures, police intrigue, potential cover-ups—sounds like a storyline ripped straight from a game, but it's all too real. We're dissecting the mysterious occurrence that's got everyone buzzing and the odd connection to coordinates in frosty Antarctica. And if that's not enough, we're also looking at indie games that could become the next viral sensation, proving that sometimes, the glitches and the pranks are exactly what the gaming world needs. So, buckle up, listeners. This ride through the eccentric and extraordinary is one you won't want to miss.
Alien Encounters at Miami Mall, Backward Marathons, and Indie Entertainment Wonders: A Zany Zip into the New Year's Weirdness
Jan 9 2024
Alien Encounters at Miami Mall, Backward Marathons, and Indie Entertainment Wonders: A Zany Zip into the New Year's Weirdness
Are you ready to unravel a Miami mall mystery involving a rumored alien encounter and a police spectacle? Let's get weird with it this New Year as we dissect the mayhem and ponder the scarcity of inside footage and electronic malfunctions that left us scratching our heads. But that's just the tip of the iceberg. We dive into the oddities surrounding venomous spiders named Hercules and the unexpected perils of lion encounters, proving that the real world can be just as fantastical as any fiction.We're not all about the peculiar; we also celebrate creativity and the power of setting goals rather than resolutions. Imagine running a marathon backward—sounds bizarre, yet we explore this eccentric exercise and its surprising benefits. And as we honor the friendly rivalry between literary icons Tolkien and Lewis, join us in considering the languages that might shape our future, be it Spanish, Chinese, or even Elvish.Finally, for those who thrive on the cutting-edge of culture, we've got a segment that's all about the latest in anime and indie gaming. From dark plotlines to superheroines and games that connect friends around the globe, we're showcasing how small teams with big ideas are redefining entertainment. So buckle up, embrace your unique self, and let's kick off the year with a dose of curiosity and excitement. Remember, life's too intriguing to not stay a little weird. See you in the next one!