"What would Kirby steal from an arcade" is the real question.   Questions asked: If Kirby swallowed you, what power would he obtain?What's a mild super power you'd have?You are the size of a pencil and trapped in a blender. How do you get out?You have the means -- What cabinet do you steal from an arcade?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

We're not even sponsored.   Questions asked: If you were a Messianic figure, what would be transfigured into you?What is your favorite mythical creature?Non-commercially, what would you put on a billboard?What album/song would you like to listen to for the first time?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

It sure is a tour of all time.   Questions asked: If you were a toy, what are your 3 pull-ring phrases?You know how some idioms have their meaning changed because people don't use the whole thing or get it wrong? What's your favorite wrong idiom?What classic movie monster would you want to befriend?What's a strange flavor combination that actually works?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

It sure is a tour of all time.   Questions asked: You're a fighting game character. What are the names of your special moves?You can be a tour guide of any place, real or fantastical. Where are you?How many flower petals are too many?Like James Bonds's License to Kill. What's your License to (blank)?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Look me dead in the eye and tell me "Rainbow Disco Glitter Party Bat" isn't entirely rad.   Questions asked: What's your fursona?You work at the zoo. What animals do you take care of?You're a mob in an RPG. What loot are you dropping?What's your least favorite office jargon?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Evan's back was getting to him in this one.   Questions asked: TBU   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Good God, the boys were hungry in this one.   Questions asked: What kind of "I know a guy" guy do you want to be?What fast food dealio do you want to make a comeback?Which food mascot would win in a battle royale against the other brand personae?Gordon Ramsey kicks your door in and demands a meal. How are you appeasing him?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Just the boys this episode. They talk about all the classics: kaiju, weird bodies, Pokemon. Y'know.   Questions asked: What's your favorite kaiju?What would be the name and recipe for a cocktail created by you?If you could do any carnival sideshow routine, what would it be?Which Pokemon do you want be real and be your little (?) buddy?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Sofìa really elevates this episode. Conor and Evan bring it right back down.   Questions asked: What is your favorite song not in your native language?What is the least traditionally masculine thing about you? (Bonus: What is the least traditionally feminine thing about you?)Would you rather to perfectly understand your pets or to have your pets perfectly understand you?What animal, creature, or organism would you remove from the face of the Earth?Which fictional character would you invite to brunch? Songs from the episode: Conor: Ai no UtaSofìa: Deja VuEvan: Seichoutsuu Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Are you feeling the love? Or at least whatever we're talking about?   Questions asked: You are now Cupid. What are you shooting at your love struck fools?How can someone win you over?What are you leaving on the doorstep of your enemy?What's the best love song?What's something small, but endearing about your partner?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Hoo boy, do we hop aboard the Nightmare Skool Bus in this one, folks!   Questions asked: How do you feel about liminal spaces?What fashion item/trend do you want to make a return with gusto?If you could make a trading card game out of any subject, what would it be?What do you want to happen to your body when you die?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

We dip into the past and it just goes to show: we've always loved weird questions.   Questions asked: You can have any animal, any size, as a pet. what is it?If you were the god of something, what would you want it to be?What's the worst thing you've ever eaten?Who is your favorite mononymn?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemonBlueSky: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

There's weird energy on this one, folks! Luckily, your God of Odd and Humble Host translate it into humor.   Questions asked: If you had to live out the rest of your existence as a toy, what would you be?You can either have ketchup on everything you eat forever or never have vinegar again. Which?Bagel or donut?Dogs have had it too good for too long, it's time for an upgrade. What's one thing you would change about dogs to create Dogs 2.0?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemonYouTube: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Holidays, Hallmark, and a hell of a lot of family baggage come up in this one, folks. Happy Winter celebrations to all of you!   Questions asked: What non-holiday item/place SCREAMS yuletide for you?What holiday media would you wipe from collective memory?If you play dreidel, what do you want to be up for grabs as the prize?You set an extra plate out for Christmas Eve dinner, who do you hope is showing up on your doorstep?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Con(n)or, noun: The entity resulting from a Dragonball Z Fusion Dance between Conor and Connor.   Questions asked: If you were an exercise, which would you be?Overnight, the human race becomes totally chill about public nudity. What's the best and worst thing about this?What is your guilty pleasure video game?What is your go-to snakemeal?The wheels of fate turned in your favor. What media (series, movie, game) gets a continuation or update that's not just a desperate cash grab?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

So, that's what I did.   Questions asked: What's your favorite video game OST?Baths or showers?What is your heel wrestling Persona?If you were cursed to live out the rest of your life as an animal, what would be the cruelest and most ironic choice?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Happy Hell Christmas, y'all.   Questions asked: Which horror villain gives the best hugs?If you were alive at the time of the witch trials, what everyday activity of yours would cause you to be accused of witchcraft?What classic movie monster would you want to take as a wedding as your date?If you died and your spirit was tied to an existing item of yours, what would that be?What was something from childhood TV that scared the hell out of you?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemonFacebook: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

May God forgive you for Hyper Winter... but I won't.   Questions asked: You’ve been commissioned to write a sequel to a pop song, what’s it called?If you could add a season to the year, when would it be, and what would it be like?You can add feathers to any creature without them. Which would it be? (Bonus: if you want, what bird would you take the feathers from?)What animal would you ride into battle?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

I bet Death's a Yoshi main in Mario Party.   Questions asked: Who has performed your favorite cover song? (Bonus: what's your favorite remix?)What's your midlife crisis food stand?What genre of henchmen would you have?What game would you play Death for your soul?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemon   Website: theanswerisalemon.com   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!

Like Bobby Orr, but without the victory.   Questions asked: Where is your happy place?What's your favorite lie?You have a monument in your honor made. What is it?You're a tiny, fae-sized person, what fruit or vegetable would be your house?   Send us your weird questions: lemonanswers@gmail.com   Chill with us on social: Instagram: @theanswerisalemonTikTok: @theanswerisalemon   Artwork by @Melindaington   Thanks for listening. Y'all rock!