Box Card Gamers

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Not every tabletop game has to be D&D or Catana, or even a board game at all. Join sibling duo Heather and Ryan as they explore the world of box card games. You might just find your next game right here. read less
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I am the Captain of this Row Boat!, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 10 Finale!
Jun 12 2023
I am the Captain of this Row Boat!, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 10 Finale!
The benefit of living 150 years and a all too lengthy discussion about toilet relief. The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Be in a deep lake, 5 miles from shore in a rowboat with a slight, but steady leak OR in a hot-air balloon one mile high, with a slight, but steady leak?2. Navigate through life with 3D glasses always on OR wearing a milk mustache at all times?3. Live to be 150 OR live to be only 50 but never have your body age past 25?4. Be a big, slow bird OR a fast little fish? Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Always keep one eye closed OR only breathe out of your nose?2. Have someone on a bus stand up unexpectedly and move away from you OR have someone in the car next to yours at a red light look at you and then lock the door?3. Be beautiful and boring OR very unsightly with a great personality?4. Live in a world where you needed a quarter to get into every bathroom (including the one in your home) OR where every bathroom only had one square of tissue? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Coulda Been a Stunt Double, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 9
Jun 5 2023
Coulda Been a Stunt Double, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 9
Falling down way too many sets of concrete stairs and the many wonders of modern technology.The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Go solo whitewater rafting blindfolded OR go hiking along a mountain cliff 4,000 feet high on a path that is only a foot wide?2. As a man, forget your spouse’s birthday OR buy a dress for her that is 3 sizes too big?3. Have no short-term memory OR no long-term memory?4. Have to give a crucial business presentation in baby talk OR give the presentation with no verbal communication at all while holding a cuddly teddy bear and a soft fuzzy blanket? Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Fall down 20 wooden steps while dressed normally OR fall down 40 concrete steps while wearing a football helmet, knee pads, elbow pads and wrist guards?2. Have to sleep each night with two harmless bats in your bedroom OR have 5 pigeons hanging out in your kitchen at all times?3. Have to watch every movie from the front row of the theater OR watch all television on a TV with a 9-inch screen?4. Be a 12 year old still in second grade who is liked by your 8-year-old classmates and your teacher OR be a 12 year old in college who is brilliant but considered a total freak? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Dolphins Are Not Food, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 8
May 29 2023
Dolphins Are Not Food, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 8
Yet another physical ability related debate, plus are we really in the spirit of the game?The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Drive 50 miles with a car full of digital alarm clocks beeping OR drive the same distance with 4 Styrofoam coolers, which constantly rub against each other, creating that annoying squeaking sound?2. Have to walk around with 6 large balloons tied to your wrist for a year OR with loud bells on your ankles for a year?3. Have your zip code change every year OR your area code?4. Receive $100 million and never find your true love OR meet the person of your romantic dreams? Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Live with a sizeable split in your lip (1/8 inch wide) OR with a mouth full of canker sores?2. Have a purple, heavily veined nose OR yellow, rotting teeth?3. Spend your newly acquired, small fortune living your absolute dream OR allowing your mother to live hers?4. While stranded at sea, be on a sturdy boat with no provisions OR be on a flimsy raft with a box of food? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
8-Mile Scorching Death OR 20-Mile Cardiac Arrest, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 7
May 22 2023
8-Mile Scorching Death OR 20-Mile Cardiac Arrest, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 7
Yet another physical ability related debate, plus are we really in the spirit of the game?The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. As a woman, wear high heels on a camping trip OR have to wear Birkenstocks to the Oscar’s (in plain view, of course)2. Date someone who is always negative OR date someone who is always falsely positive?3. Run 20 miles in 68 degree weather OR 8 miles in 100 degree weather?4. When faced with an attacking grizzly bear, be armed with a guitar made of solid maple OR with a saxophone? Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Have 14 fingers OR 16 toes?2. Count all the grains of sand in a sand castle OR all the eye droppers full of water in an Olympic sized swimming pool?3. Have a diet too heavy on grease OR too heavy on sugar?4. Chew like a cow OR laugh like a goat? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Throwing Rocks at Hornets and Rattlesnakes, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 6
May 15 2023
Throwing Rocks at Hornets and Rattlesnakes, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 6
Trying to outrun hornets and rattlesnakes, what's the point? The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Run one mile with a cracked shinbone OR do 50 sit ups with a cracked tailbone?2. Have bright yellow irises that make your eyes look like eggs fried sunny side up OR have two-inch thick, sausage-like fingers?3. Dress up for one year like Spock from Star Trek (including the ears) OR like Superman?4. Forage for food that is guarded by a hornet’s nest OR by a nest of rattlesnakes?Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Be the shortest boy in the fourth grade OR the tallest girl in the fourth grade?2. Travel the world OR build your dream house (but not both)?3. Be stranded at sea on a small rowboat with only one flare OR with only one paddle?4. Catch a porcupine thrown from a second story window OR a skunk thrown from the same window? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Where Do You Keep YOUR Toilet Paper?, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 5
May 8 2023
Where Do You Keep YOUR Toilet Paper?, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 5
When eight-year-olds plot and Ryan is more adopted than ever. The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Wake up at 3:00 AM with your own anxiety attack OR get woken up by someone who blames you for theirs?2. Run out of toilet paper in a public restroom OR while at a date’s apartment?3. Cheat your best friend in a high wager bet OR not tell them about their cheating spouse.4. Get free gas for your car for the next 5 years OR be exempt from speeding tickets for life?Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Make it into the Guinness Book of World Records for surviving the most shark attacks OR the most lightning strikes?2. Have questionable integrity OR no sense of humor?3. Share your home with six 90-year-old men and six 90-year-old women OR 2 ostriches?4. Be attractive yet always take a bad photo OR never be as good looking as your picture? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Back Patio Camouflage, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 4
May 1 2023
Back Patio Camouflage, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 4
More unrealistic sports expectations and pesky squirrels/dogs/racoons.The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. As a man, have your grandmother’s first name OR her haircut permanently.2. Be 90 minutes late for your own wedding OR keep dozing off during it.3. Have body odor that can be detected across the yard OR be hairy like bigfoot? 4. Have to watch, with your friends, a video of every argument you’ve ever had with your siblings OR every argument you’ve ever had with your parents? Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Have to always eat out of dirty dishes OR have to always wear filthy clothes?2. Have to spend the rest of your life only seeing and interacting with people that are 15 years old OR with people that are 60 years old?3. If your life depended on victory, have to run a 100-yard race against a 6th grader OR against an 11 year old dog?4. Have a head twice the normal size OR half the normal size? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Flick it to the Toe, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 3
Apr 24 2023
Flick it to the Toe, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 3
Clearing a four-foot high jump or an eight-foot long one. Also, Heather gets really shallow.The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Have to always walk around with small stones in your shoes OR always have smoke in your eyes?2. Be able to communicate fluently with all animals OR automatically understand all foreign languages?3. Be forced to run on a giant hamster wheel at work every day for an hour OR drink only from a baby bottle every day?4. Live in a world where each word you say will cost you one cent OR in a world where each step you take costs ten cents? Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Have an itch in the middle of your back all the time OR an eyelash in your eye all the time?2. Have your nose grow ¼ inch a year OR your ears grow ½ inch per year?3. If your life depended on it, have to jump over something four feet high OR eight feet long?4. Be considered annoying OR dull? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Living in Your Car for Three Years, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 2
Apr 17 2023
Living in Your Car for Three Years, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 2
The great debate, living in your car for three years and making it big vs. mooching off your rich ass friend.The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Be the circus person that the knife thrower throws knives at OR the one who puts their head in the lion’s mouth?2. Have your picture be on the one dollar bill OR on the cover of every magazine and newspaper once.3. Be able to go forward in time on three different occasions in your life OR go back in time once? (either answer is acceptable)4. Never again be able to make a right-hand turn while driving OR never again be able to go more than 3 blocks straight in a row while driving in your town or city? Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Be married to someone who insists that every electric device in your home be controlled by those clap on, clap off devices OR that every piece of furniture have plastic covers?2. Have a smile that is freakishly huge OR have a freakishly small nose?3. Live three years in your car while getting the right education and experience to go where you want in life OR house-sit a friend’s mansion for 20 years, with a generous spending allowance, but go nowhere in any other aspect of your life in that time?4. Excel at making loud, offensive sounds with your armpits OR distinguish yourself for being able to whistle a tune out of your nose even though a little snot comes out with the music? Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.
Applying Too Much Pressure to the Crack, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 1
Apr 10 2023
Applying Too Much Pressure to the Crack, Zobmondo's Would You Rather, Round 1
Losing your memory and egg cracking hacks.The GameWould You Rather? by Zobmondo.Ryan's CardWould you rather . . .1. Have all of your teeth fall out with no replacements OR mysteriously never again be able to open one of your eyes even for one second?2. Have a constant white saliva coating on your tongue OR have constantly sweaty palms?3. Return a wallet found with $500 inside, but keep the $500 for yourself saying the money wasn’t in there when you found it OR turn in both the money and the wallet and have the owner insist to the police that he had $1000 before and you stole $500 of it?4. Become invisible at random and uncontrollable times OR always hear everyone’s thoughts?Heather's CardWould you rather . . . 1. Be caught outside in a severe hailstorm OR in a severe sandstorm?2. Run into someone you have a crush on, and be talking to them when you realize you’re standing in a pile of dog doo OR be talking to them and have them point out to you that you’ve got dozens of ants crawling all over you?3. Wake up one day and not recognize your friends and family OR not have your friends and family recognize you?4. Eat 5 boxes of fruit rings cereal in one day OR drink 21 cups of coffee?Send Us Your Stories!Email us, message us on social media or leave a voice message if you dare!boxcardgamers@outlook.comboxcardgamers.comInstagram - @boxcardgamersFacebook - @boxcardgamersVoicemail ServiceFountain - @heatherfayePodcasting 2.0, Value for Value, Bitcoin Lightning NetworkWhat is Podcasting 2.0? What is the Bitcoin Lightning Network? What is Value for Value?What is a Boostagram?A listener’s guide to boostagrams, by Nathan Gathright. AcknowledgementsHuge shout out and thank you to Kinemesis Music on Pixabay for the theme song, Best Buddies! And Navadaux on Pixabay for Whipy woosh transition.