Prepare yourself for an irreverent romp through the ancient temple tantrums of the almighty as we dive headfirst into Ezekiel Chapter 8 on our latest episode of the most blasphemously hilarious podcast this side of the Pearly Gates. Our dynamic atheist duo tears into the Biblical drama with the kind of snark only true skeptics can muster, proving that divine visions can be as laughable as they are fiery.Ezekiel's getting the celestial Uber treatment again, folks! This time, his VIP pass to God's own peep show reveals Israel's fondness for idol worship and other gods, much to Yahweh's chagrin. Watch out, because when God's temper flares, it's more than just brimstone and smite – it's a full-on divine comedy of wrath that even Dante would double-take at.In this episode, our hosts aren't just poking fun at the holy fireworks; they're questioning the sanity of a deity who throws heavenly hissy fits at the sight of a few misplaced idols. The ancient Judeans are turning to every deity but Yahweh, and honestly, who can blame them? With Babylon knocking on their doors, our podcasters speculate that it might just be time to swipe right on some new divine profiles.Between cheeky banter and candid observations, we also discuss the mysterious rituals of yore, like the baffling "branch to the nose" gesture that has our hosts scratching their heads. Was it an ancient bird flip, a religious rave, or just another divine typo lost in translation? Who knows, but it sure does make for an entertaining debate!Join us as we dissect every idol curve and prophetic misadventure, where we don't just walk through the valley of the shadow of death – we crack jokes and take names. If you thought the Old Testament was just fire and brimstone, prepare to be enlightened by the only light we need: the spotlight on absurdity. And hey, while you're here, why not support us on Patreon for more sacrilegious banter that's worth every penny? Or don't. After all, in the end, it's just another day in Ezekiel's wacky world of wrath and repentance.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Join us for a rollicking ride through the biblical doom-fest that is Ezekiel Chapter 7, where the good book decides that subtlety is for the weak and goes all in with its favorite pastime: smiting with extreme prejudice. If you thought the Old Testament had run out of ways to express its divine rage, think again! This episode of our snark-filled podcast is a deep dive into the repetitious realm of holy fury and mortal screw-ups that would make even a Quentin Tarantino flick look like child's play.Our hosts, the ever-skeptical duo armed with irreverence and a hefty dose of critical thinking, tackle the latest chapter of Ezekiel with the same enthusiasm one might reserve for a dental appointment without anesthesia. They wax eloquent on the ever-popular themes of God's anger management issues, the art of divine overkill, and the ancient Israelites' apparent hobby of collecting detestable practices like they're going out of style.In this episode, we dissect the ancient prophet's colorful yet monotonous warnings that could give Groundhog Day a run for its money. The biblical writers hit us over the head with a 'the end is nigh' placard so many times, it's a wonder there's any head left to hit. We question the over-the-top depictions of a God who seems to have missed the memo on proportional response, as He dials the destruction up to eleven for offenses that, let's be honest, wouldn't even warrant a misdemeanor in today's courts.We don't shy away from controversy either. Just when you thought mixing religion and politics was last season's faux pas, we take a stab at the current affairs like the proposed Billy Graham statue in the Capitol, proving that idolatry is alive and well, and living in Washington D.C. It's a conversation that promises to walk the line between the separation of church and state with the grace of a drunk tightrope walker.For those of you who've grown numb to the biblical narrative's penchant for violence and retribution, you're in good company. Our hosts' commentary provides a refreshing alternative to the scripture's somber tone, turning what could be a snooze-fest into a laugh-out-loud critique of the text's more, shall we say, 'creative' moments.But wait, there's more! If you enjoy the juxtaposition of ancient prophecies and modern-day musings, then you're in for a treat. We connect the dots between Ezekiel's end-of-days shenanigans and our own contemporary experiences, proving that some things, like bad decision-making and the consequences thereof, are timeless.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in, non-believers and scripture enthusiasts alike, because in this eyebrow-raising episode of our blasphemously humorous podcast, we're dissecting the divine hissy fits of the Almighty as depicted in the wild ride that is Ezekiel Chapter 6. Your sacrilegious hosts—known for their devilishly sharp wit—are ready to escort you through the Biblical theme park of God's wrath, complete with idol demolition and a celestial temper tantrum that would make any toddler proud.Dive headfirst into a discussion that’s less holy scripture and more divine roast as we unpack the not-so-subtle nuances of ancient Israel's high-altitude idolatry. We'll explore why God's threats of destruction sound less like omnipotent judgment and more like the aftermath of a heavenly kegger gone wrong. It's a no-holds-barred critique, where altars crumble, incense holders shatter, and the Almighty's own PR team would likely advise Him to take a chill pill.And just when you thought it couldn't get any more sacrilegious, we'll ponder over the Bible's impact on pop culture, drawing lines from ancient texts to Tarantino's cult classic "Pulp Fiction." You’ll find out why the prophet Ezekiel might just be the original influencer of doom and gloom—and why we're absolutely here for it.Don't miss the part where we discuss God’s weirdly specific fetish for smashing incense holders (does He have something against pleasant scents?) and Ezekiel’s bizarre hair prophecy (seriously, who needs a hairdresser when you've got a prophet with a divine blade?). It's an episode that promises to be as educational as it is irreverent, as enlightening as it is entertaining, and as snarky as it is... well, snarky.And hey, if you've been teetering on the brink of becoming a patron of our heathen haven, this is your sign from the gods (or lack thereof). We’re on a divine mission to hit our Patreon goals and deliver even more ungodly content your way. Your support could be the difference between podcast purgatory and enlightenment.So tune in, turn up the volume, and prepare for a scriptural smackdown that only the bravest of heretics could love. This is Ezekiel Chapter 6: God's Divine Tantrum & Idol Smashing Spree—where sacred landscapes meet sinful acts, and ancient prophecies get a modern makeover. Amen, and pass the popcorn.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Ezekiel chapters 1 - 5 plus our Q&A and Patreon teaser!Chapter 2 has some bad audio and we sincerely apologize for that.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hold onto your halos, skeptics and scripture-skimmers! The latest episode of Sacrilegious Discourse is here, and we're taking a blasphemous bash at those so-called heavenly henchmen - angels. Yes, you read that right, it's time for "F*ck Angels," where we serve up a heaping portion of irreverence, topped with a side of cheeky insights.In this divine roast session, we're not just winging it; we dive deep into the celestial bureaucracy of angelic beings with the gusto of a sinner at confession. We kick things off with a candid reminder of our Patreon-exclusive content, where we lure you with angels only to pull the rug out from under your feet with a curveball topic like Lamassu. Spoiler alert: they're not as fluffy as cherubs, and definitely more interesting.From the holy hitmen of the Abrahamic traditions to the rank-and-file messenger boys, we dissect the angelic hierarchy with the precision of a theologian who's had one too many sacrilegious sips. Are these divine drones superior to humans or just sparkly strap-ons of the Almighty? We'll let you decide, but not before we take you through a linguistic journey that explores why so many angelic names end in 'el' and make you question whether you're listening to a podcast or attending a clandestine angelology seminar.Ever heard of the Ophanim? No? Well, they're like God's personal UFOs, according to medieval scholar Maimonides, and we're here to break down the Top 10 Angelic Orders like it's a Billboard chart for heavenly creatures. And if that's not enough to ruffle your feathers, wait until we tackle the transformation of cherubs from badass biblical bouncers to diaper-clad toddlers of Renaissance art.Don't expect harps and halos here; we're all about the nitty-gritty, the esoteric, and the downright weird. Whether it's drawing parallels between Assyrian deities and Ezekiel's trippy visions or calling out the psychopomp trope in pop culture, we're serving it with a side of snark. So if you're ready to laugh in the face of divinity and question everything you thought you knew about angels, tune in, subscribe, and prepare to have your celestial assumptions turned upside down.This isn't your grandma's Sunday school lesson, folks. It's Sacrilegious Discourse's "F*ck Angels," where we make it our heavenly mission to entertain and enlighten you, one irreverent jab at a time.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFw Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in, heathens and skeptics! It's time to deflate the divine blimps and mold the myths as we tackle the hallucinogenic haze that is Ezekiel Chapters 1-5. In this no-holds-barred Q&A session, your favorite irreverent hosts of Sacrilegious Discourse don't just read between the lines – they graffiti all over them.Prepare for a celestial roast as we take aim at Ezekiel's prophetic credibility. Was he a true soothsayer, or just the ancient world's version of that guy who writes end-of-the-world predictions on sandwich boards? We're leaning towards the latter, and we've got the skeptical smackdown to prove it.Our forensic faithlessness doesn't stop there. Remember that Patreon special on golems? Well, buckle up, because we're reanimating that discussion and adding a pinch of snark to the ancient myth of dirt-made dudes. We're dishing out a fresh perspective on why the notion of humans crafted from clay is less about divine inspiration and more about prehistoric play-doh sessions.And let's not forget the cherubim, with their four faces and wheels within wheels – it's like someone spiked the Jerusalem water supply with LSD. Are they angelic symbols, tribal totems, or just proof that Ezekiel was the OG tripper? Our vote? Definitely the latter.In our quest to understand these holy hallucinations, we're not just cross-referencing – we're cross-examining. From Judeo-Christian narratives to the myths that span continents, we're tearing down the walls of theological tradition to reveal the universal themes that link cultures in a shared, if slightly confused, origin story.We wrap this episode with an exclusive invitation to our Patreon family, where you can access the secret lore of golems, and peek behind the curtain at our thoughts on angels – because who doesn't want more of our blasphemous banter?Tune in, turn on, and drop out of faith as we deliver another episode of Sacrilegious Discourse, where we ask the hard questions like, "Was Ezekiel a prophet or just really, really high?" Join us as we sift through the sands of time, sweeping away the dusty dogma to reveal the bedrock of reality: it's all just ancient fanfiction, folks.Prepare yourself for a rousing discussion as your favorite atheist double-act embark on a hilarious and pointed critique of the Bible's infamous Ezekiel Chapter 5. Brace yourselves for a narrative that weaves through the surreal and absurd world of biblical literalism, complete with arts and crafts and a hearty dose of divine sadism. Get ready to reimagine the familiar prophets as they navigate through a divine plotline that could very well pass for a dumpster fire. This is no vanilla Sunday School tale; rather, it's an exploration of a deity who seems to have missed the memo on anger management and chosen instead to abuse the smite button.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFw Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Prepare yourself for a rousing discussion as your favorite atheist double-act embark on a hilarious and pointed critique of the Bible's infamous Ezekiel Chapter 5. Brace yourselves for a narrative that weaves through the surreal and absurd world of biblical literalism, complete with arts and crafts and a hearty dose of divine sadism. Get ready to reimagine the familiar prophets as they navigate through a divine plotline that could very well pass for a dumpster fire. This is no vanilla Sunday School tale; rather, it's an exploration of a deity who seems to have missed the memo on anger management and chosen instead to abuse the smite button.Join us as we skewer the Almighty's parenting abilities, which leave much to be desired. Through a lens of dry wit and relentless skepticism, we unpack a God who prefers wielding his power with questionable methods rather than taking the high road. And what better way to drive home his lessons than with a good old shave of a prophet's head with a sword? Because when it comes to divine commands, subtlety apparently doesn't cut it.But that's not all. As we slice and dice our way through the moral quandaries and contradictions of this scripture, we do so with the precision of a barber's razor. After all, nothing encapsulates 'holiness' quite like the sight of a prophet going bald in the name of divine command. All the while, we are left questioning the very foundation of these religious teachings, which often end up more tangled than a prophet's unshaved hair.So come along for this rollercoaster ride of biblical proportions, as we roast, toast and most importantly, question the Almighty and his peculiar methods. Who knows? You might just find that sometimes, the smell of divine commands can be worse than the stench of burnt hair.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to facepalm and chuckle your way through another episode of irreverent biblical scrutiny with our latest dive into the mystifying antics of Ezekiel. In this installment, titled "Ezekiel Chapter 4," our audacious hosts embark on a comical yet critical exploration of the prophet's most peculiar public display yet.Strap in as we unpack the holy hullabaloo that is Ezekiel's god-ordained performance piece, complete with arts and crafts, starvation chic, and the most unholy baking instructions you could imagine. Yes, you heard that right – Ezekiel gets his Great Biblical Bake Off moment, and let's just say the secret ingredient gives a whole new meaning to 'food for thought.'Our hosts, with their trademark snark, will leave no stone (or should we say 'loaf'?) unturned as they dissect every mind-boggling detail of this divine directive. From lying on one side for over a year – which really makes you question the logistics of the bathroom breaks – to whipping up a fresh batch of barley bread over a fiery pile of cow dung, because apparently, human waste was just too far out even for Old Testament standards.Was Ezekiel a visionary prophet, or just your run-of-the-mill ancient eccentric with a flair for the dramatic? Join us for a satirical session that balances the scales between mockery and marvel, ensuring you never read the scriptures the same way again. Tune in, if you dare, for an episode that's guaranteed to bake your noodle with its hot take on Ezekiel's culinary catastrophe and sidewalk slumber party.Don't miss out on "Ezekiel Chapter 4," where we slice through the layers of this biblical bread pudding with the sharp knife of skepticism and serve it up with a side of hearty laughter. Subscribe, listen, and be prepared to witness the Bible as you've never seen it before – through the lens of two atheists who aren't afraid to use a little divine dung to fuel the fires of freethinking discourse.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKNOW hosting LIVE episodes every Monday and Wednesday night on YouTube and Twitch!**Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/sacreligious_discourse**YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5rpfCzaWhEaP198xgY7CFwSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sink your skeptic teeth into this latest episode of our irreverently insightful podcast, where we take a no-holds-barred bite out of Ezekiel Chapter 3. We're dishing out a divine blend of biblical critique and side-splitting commentary that's bound to be your guilty pleasure—even if you're not into the whole 'guilt' thing. Get ready for a whirlwind tour of celestial fast food, hard-headed prophets, and God's peculiar preference for in-house messengers.Ever wondered if the prophets of old were just the biblical era's best performance artists? We've got you covered. In this episode, we scrutinize the Almighty's curious choice of cuisine and whether eating scrolls was Ezekiel's way of demonstrating his devotion, or just his attempt at securing the "Most Bizarre Diet" award in ancient Judah.Join us as we question the nutritional value of divine scrolls and debate the true flavor of the word of God. Was it truly as sweet as honey, or is that just what you tell yourself when you're choking down a mouthful of parchment? Plus, we dive headfirst into the deep end of prophetic responsibility. Could modern door-to-door evangelists learn a thing or two from Ezekiel's divine delivery service?We'll explore the ancient equivalent of receiving a DM from the deity, the complexities of being a watchman with the ethics of a stone wall, and why today's street preachers might be getting it all wrong. If you thought your job was tough, try being a prophet with the world's most unforgiving boss.Don't miss our tongue-in-cheek parallels to pop culture, where we equate Ezekiel's unwavering determination with your favorite fantasy heroes. And if you think a cherub-powered Uber is weird, wait till you hear our take on God's hard-headed approach to personnel management.So, if you're in the mood for a little blasphemy with your breakfast, or just need a good laugh at the expense of some serious scripture, tune in to our Ezekiel Chapter 3 roast. It's like attending the best Bible study ever—minus the belief part, and with way more booze. Remember to like, share, and subscribe for more sacred snark and divine debate. God may not be watching, but we hope you are!Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In this irreverently insightful episode of "Heavenly Hallucinations or Holy Revelations?" your favorite skeptic duo takes a deep, sarcastic dive into the puzzling pool of Ezekiel Chapter 2. Get ready to suspend your disbelief—or not—as we tackle the almighty's bizarre commandments to our favorite biblical head case, Ezekiel. From heavenly scrolls that double as celestial snacks to the absurdity of God's witness protection program that doesn't quite protect, we're unpacking the prophetic madness with a side of snark.As we venture further into the scripture's labyrinth, we ponder the peculiar fate of prophets like Jeremiah. You know, the one who God assured was under His mighty wing—only to end up possibly stoned (and not in the good way) in Egypt. What's up with that, Big Guy upstairs? If this is divine shielding, we'd hate to see divine neglect.Don't think we'd leave you without addressing the so-called 'son of man' term that gets tossed around like a heavenly hot potato. We dissect its significance and usage, all while debating if Ezekiel was merely a puppet on God's string—or, dare we say, a golem in prophet's clothing?Amidst the theological dissection, we share behind-the-scenes shenanigans featuring our feline co-host, whose litter box antics provide more reliable entertainment than Ezekiel's trippy prophecies. Join our Discord channel to continue the conversation, where we swap holy texts for riveting debates on everything from atheism to the exciting universe of home appliances. Samsung washers, anyone?In this episode, we invite you to laugh, learn, and maybe even facepalm with us as we navigate the whirlwind of Ezekiel's alleged revelations. Hit that subscribe button for more divine comedy and not-so-holy discussions. This is the podcast where ancient scriptures get a modern roast, and no holy cow is too sacred.Don't miss out on the heavenly heresy—join us as we bring the blasphemy back to biblical analysis, with a healthy dose of humor and a dash of doubt. After all, if we can't question the so-called divine word, what can we question?Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in, non-believers and skeptics alike, for an interstellar ride through the fever dream that is Ezekiel Chapter 1. On today's episode of "Sacrilegious Discourse," your irreverent hosts dive headfirst into the biblical acid trip of a prophet who's either hit the holy jackpot or is proof that the ancients had access to some primo substances. Get ready to decode celestial puzzles that sound more like a sci-fi convention than sacred text.As we dissect the prophet's so-called divine vision, we're left scratching our heads – was Ezekiel the original ancient astronaut theorist, or just really, really into some potent Babylonian brew? We're talking about a guy who sees a four-faced, winged creature (designer genes much?) and wheels within wheels that would make even the most seasoned UFOlogist do a double-take.Our journey through this biblical head-scratcher is peppered with healthy skepticism and a side of good old-fashioned snark. We'll unravel the regal reigns of Judah's kings, because nothing says divine vision like a good, confusing genealogy. And let's not forget those living creatures with more eyes than a paranoid conspiracy theorist. It's like someone threw the animal kingdom into a blender and hit the "prophecy" button.For those craving a side of science with their scripture, we bring in the heavy artillery: Joseph F. Blumrich's hypothesis that Ezekiel's "visions" were actually a close encounter of the third kind. Spoiler alert: Blumrich worked for NASA, so you know it's going to be out-of-this-world. Literally.Prepare to have your beliefs rattled and your funny bone tickled as we ask the hard-hitting questions like, "Is this the work of God, or did Ezekiel just have a really bad stormy night?" We may never know, but one thing's for sure: This is one biblical chapter that could give any modern-day trip a run for its money.Join us as we probe the most unfathomable narrative the Good Book has to offer, and leave no stone (or possible alien artifact) unturned. Tune in, turn on, and drop out of reality with us as we explore "Ezekiel Chapter 1: When Hallucinations Met Holy Scripture."Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Lamentations chapters 1 - 5 plus our Q&A/Wrap Up and Lamentations Contradictions episode!Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to toggle between facepalms and jaw-drops as we take you on a biblical roller coaster through the confounding conundrums of Lamentations in our latest episode, "Lamentations Contradictions." We're diving headfirst into the scriptural abyss where divine temper tantrums and heavenly hugs play a twisted game of tag. Join your favorite irreverent duo as we tear apart the sanctimonious scripture and expose the celestial flip-flopping that would make even a politician blush.From the comfort of your heretical hideout, listen to us tackle the almighty's mood swings from the supposed book of comfort that can't decide if it's a warm blanket or a bed of nails. With over a thousand episodes under our blasphemous belts, we've mastered the art of scriptural skepticism, and in this milestone episode, we don't hold back. We're shining a sacrilegious spotlight on the Bible's bewildering messages of mercy and malice that somehow coexist like oil and water in a holy cocktail.It's an episode packed with contradictions that are sure to have you questioning everything Sunday school taught you. We're not just throwing shade; we're casting a solar eclipse over the so-called 'Good Book'. So, if you enjoy a dose of dark humor with your daily dose of doubt, and if phrases like "divine mercy" make you snort with laughter, this episode will be your new scripture.Prepare for a scriptural smackdown as we pit compassion against carnage, using the very words meant to guide the pious. Whether you're an atheist looking for ammunition or a believer with a sense of humor and curiosity, "Lamentations Contradictions" will not disappoint.Plug in, tune out, and may your faith in logical fallacies be ever strengthened. And remember, in the bingo game of biblical bloopers, "Lamentations Contradictions" is a free space.Subscribe to our channel for your weekly dose of divine disbelief, and don't forget to leave a heretic's review. After all, it's not blasphemy if it's true, right?Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Are you ready to shed a tear or maybe just roll your eyes? Dive into our latest episode, "Lamentations Wrap-Up," where we give the biblical Book of Lamentations the send-off it probably deserves – complete with acrostic confusion and mnemonic melodrama.Join us, your favorite irreverent atheists, as we bid adieu to Jeremiah's (or is it?) long-winded wails over Jerusalem's fall. We'll unravel the tapestry of voices that make up this so-called poetic masterpiece, proving that too many cooks in the prophecy kitchen spoil the broth. Acrostics? More like acrobatics of the mind, as we decode the Hebrew alphabet in a way that would make even the most seasoned cryptographers scratch their heads in bewilderment.And just when you thought we couldn't get more iconoclastic, we turn our skeptical spotlight on the legendary Ark of the Covenant. Was it a divine footstool, a fancy box for stone tablets, or just a really elaborate way to say "God's house"? We'll debate its significance and conveniently ignore its mysterious absence from the biblical narrative when it should have been hogging the limelight.Our pop quiz segment will test your knowledge, or lack thereof, about the good book's darkest emo tracks. You'll learn about Jeremiah's preferred method of divine retribution, the fashion choices of the ancient prophets, and why the term "jackal" might just be the ancient world's version of "fake news."Don't miss out on this episode's highlights, including a passionate debate over whether biblical jackals were actually sea monsters, dragons, or just really misinterpreted wild dogs. Plus, discover why the ancients might have needed a mnemonic device to remember their own sorrows. Hint: It wasn't because their laments were particularly memorable.So, pour yourself a stiff drink, and let's give a snarky farewell to the weepy, woeful, and sometimes downright weird Book of Lamentations. Who knows, by the end, you might just find yourself feeling a little less lamentable.Remember, the best way to experience the bible is with a heavy dose of skepticism and a side of humor. Subscribe, rate, and prepare to have your sacred cows tipped over – this is one wrap-up that's divine in its irreverence.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dive into the abyss of ancient woe with your favorite irreverent atheist book club as we dissect the last gasps of despair in Lamentations Chapter 5. Get ready for an episode brimming with dark humor and eye-rolls as we discuss how the biblical saga of sorrow ends not with a bang, but with a litany of complaints that could rival your grandpa's stories of uphill walks in the snow.Join us for "Lamentations Chapter 5," where we unpack the concluding cries of a people plagued by famine, thirst, and the unfortunate need to pay for water—something that, shockingly, still resonates in the 21st century. Listen as we critique the ancient art of self-flagellation and find out why our club thinks this chapter is the equivalent of a dumpster fire of despair.Our brutally honest reflections tackle everything from siege cannibalism to the unrelenting execution of princes, all while we keep asking the big question: How much self-loathing can one book contain? Expect plenty of sarcasm as we connect the dots between historical hardships and modern struggles, all while questioning the efficacy of blaming a deity for your nation's collective time-out.If you've ever wondered how ancient lamentations hold up in the era of modern skepticism, this episode is a must-listen. And for those of you who've been following our journey through Lamentations, prepare for a wrap-up that's as satisfying as finding an extra fry at the bottom of your takeout bag. We might not have loved this biblical bummer, but we sure do love talking about it.So tune in, get your fill of snark, and discover why Lamentations might just be the perfect ancient text for those who love to hate-read. Remember, when life gives you lemons, you could make lemonade—or you could write an entire book about how sour they are, just like the authors of Lamentations did. Don't miss out on our signature blend of skepticism and humor—listen now to "Lamentations Chapter 5: The Grand Finale of Biblical Misery."Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready to dive headfirst into a theological dumpster fire as your favorite atheist podcasters tackle the doom and gloom of Lamentations Chapter 4. In this episode, we peel back the layers of biblical brutality and the appalling concept of a deity who's into divine retribution like it's an Olympic sport. Strap in for a wild ride through famine, desolation, and the type of wrath that would make even the most seasoned horror director blush.From the jaw-droppingly bleak imagery of cannibalism (yes, you read that right) to the utter moral bankruptcy of worshipping a god who dishes out suffering like candy on Halloween, we leave no stone unturned. We discuss the psychological gymnastics required to reconcile the narrative of a benevolent god with the actions of a divine tyrant who seems to have skipped all the therapy sessions.Join us as we grapple with the big questions: How do you keep the faith when the holy text reads like a how-to guide for despots? Can we draw a straight line from ancient divine vengeance to modern-day Christian nationalism and its not-so-subtle thirst for power? And, perhaps most pressing of all, why is this book not on the banned list when it has more horror than a Stephen King novel?This episode isn't just a biblical breakdown; it's a cultural critique that will have you questioning everything from divine justice to the absurdity of religious literalism. So tune in, as we dissect the darker chapters of the good book with the kind of snark that would make even the most hardened angel spit out their holy water.Warning: This podcast contains strong language, unapologetic reality checks, and enough sarcasm to sink an ark. Listener discretion and a strong stomach are advised.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Strap in, heathens and skeptics! This week, we're diving headfirst into the biblical belly of the beast with our latest episode, "Lamentations Chapter 3" Your irreverent hosts, with tongues firmly planted in cheeks, are taking you on a whirlwind tour of the highs (are there any?) and lows (oh, so many) of one of the Bible's most depressingly poetic rants. It's a no-holds-barred takedown where divine wrath and human misery are served up with a side of sarcasm and a sprinkle of existential dread.Join us as we navigate the murky waters of Lamentations 3, where God's love language seems to include a little too much smiting for comfort. We'll dissect the oddly phallic imagery of divine punishment and marvel at the masochistic streak that has worshippers coming back for more, even when it sounds like a toxic relationship 101. Can we get a collective eye-roll for the divine-human paradox, please?Our snark-o-meter is cranked to the max as we ask the hard-hitting questions: Why does the Almighty's "tough love" look suspiciously like an abuser's playbook? And what's with the biblical penchant for misery and rods? Is it divine inspiration, or just men projecting their issues in high-definition?In this episode, we pull no punches. We dissect the relationship dynamics between humanity and a seemingly cruel deity, poking fun at the enduring love for a heavenly father figure who apparently missed the memo on "do no harm." We'll look at Jeremiah's penchant for dramatic monologues and how his self-pity party might just be the ancient equivalent of subtweeting.Get ready for a podcast full of heretical hilarity and scriptural satire as we challenge the portrayal of God in ancient texts and the blind loyalty of His fan club. If you've ever wondered what a therapy session for deities might look like, or how to craft the perfect prayer for the vengeful, this is the podcast episode for you. Remember, laughter is the best medicine, especially when the prognosis is biblical bleakness.So, download, tune in, and prepare to laugh until you cry, or cry until you laugh – it's all the same in Lamentations Chapter 3. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and offer a sacrifice of five stars to appease the podcasting gods. Because, let's face it, we could all use a little divine favor... or at least a good chuckle.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back to another irreverent romp through the Bible with your favorite godless duo on Sacrilegious Discourse. In todays episode, we tackle the trauma-inducing pages of Lamentations Chapter 2, because who doesn't love a good dose of ancient misery with their morning coffee? Grab your glitter gel pens and your tear buckets; it's about to get biblically bleak.We dive into a world where God is less "shepherd" and more "slasher film villain," leaving us to ponder if Jerusalem's got it worse than a prom queen in a Stephen King novel. You'll hear us dissect the fine art of cannibalism, as casually mentioned in sacred scripture, because apparently, divine wrath isn't complete without a dash of mothers dining on their darlings.Delight in our discomfort as we grapple with images so dark they'd make Edgar Allan Poe say, "Chill out, Bible, you're trying too hard." And, just when you thought it couldn't get any cheerier, we address the laughably tragic irony of "the Lord's fighting hand" that seems to have ghosted Jerusalem faster than a Tinder date after a bad hookup.But fear not, dear heathens, we're not all doom and gloom. Our trademark humor is the life raft in this sea of scriptural sorrow, because if we can't laugh at the prospect of celestial abandonment and prophetic failures, what can we laugh at?Tune in and witness our live Sunday special at 3 pm Eastern Time, where we promise more giggles and less godly genocide. It's like a book club, but with less Oprah and more outrage. Join us as we try to make sense of the senseless, question the unquestionable, and maybe—just maybe—find a silver lining in this cloud of divine rage (spoiler: we won't).Remember to like, subscribe, and say ten "Hail Darwins" for every share. Until next time, keep your faith in humanity, because it's the only one that hasn't forsaken us yet. Catch you on the blasphemous side, where the only thing we're loyal to is logic.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Get ready for an irreverent dive into the world of biblical moaning with your favorite godless guides in "Lamentations Chapter 1" We're kicking off our snark-filled journey through the tear-stained pages of the Book of Lamentations, and spoiler alert: there's a whole lot of wailing going on.In this episode, we'll decode the dramatic elegies of Jerusalem's epic fail and dissect the heavy dose of guilt-tripping served up by the ancient scribes. Think of it as a self-help book, but instead of helping, it just keeps reminding you how everything went to hell in a handbasket. We'll explore the oh-so-poetic reflections on grief, from metaphorical tainted women to the oh-so-original concept of "it's all our fault." Strap in as we bring our unique atheist perspective to this biblical sob-fest, questioning the need for all the self-flagellation and wondering if this could be the world's first recorded instance of a pity party.As your intrepid hosts, we're not afraid to mix ancient texts with modern tech. We'll even show you how to hit those lofty reading goals by counting every chapter of the Bible as a separate book—take that, Goodreads challenges! And don't worry, we'll do it all with the help of Libby because who doesn't love free audiobooks (especially when they're this full of despair)?So whether you're here for theological thrills or just to hear us poke fun at the melodrama of yesteryear, this episode is bound to deliver. Tune in to "Lamentations Chapter 1" and witness the spectacle of a city crying itself a river while we try not to drown in all the tears. It's biblical critique with a side of sass, and it's only on our podcast, where we make reading the good book a helluva lot more entertaining.Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bible Study by Atheists Weekly is a collection of last week's episodes by Sacrilegious Discourse with Husband and Wife. This week's collection includes Jeremiah chapters 51 - 52 plus our Q&A, Jeremiah Wrap Up and Jeremiah Contradictions episode!Join us on DISCORD: https://discord.gg/8RwwMrb5zKSkip the ads by joining Patreon https://patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourseThank you for stopping by Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study BY Atheists!Check out these links for more information about our podcast and merchandise:Our Homepage: https://sacrilegiousdiscourse.com/. Join Acast+ to enjoy our podcast adfree! https://plus.acast.com/s/sacrilegiousiscourse. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.