Season 6 Episode 1: Redemption P1 Jonas Quinn of planet Colonics slow walks down the stairs and he is beautiful!! Just kidding, he’s still mousy and just the sociopolitical nerd next door. SG-1 is looking for a Prom Queen.  All while being spammed electronically by a new Anubis weapon!  They even bring back slimey McKay to also not figure out what to do till Part 2 Oh, also, wife of Teal’c has died, the son of Teal’c blames him, B Plot galore. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 8:42 - 24 Seconds 9:58 - Episode Debrief 1:09:48 - Were We Comforted 1:11:46 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:15:24 - Next Episode 1:17:28 - ComeTrya! 1:19:12 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:23:38 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 22: Revelations The most important thing that happens in this episode is seeing a 30,000-year-old Asgard found in stasis on an old ship because remember how they’re degrading from over-cloaning themselves? They HELLA undersold that. Thor gets mind-melded to Anubis’s ship and the Asgard calvary show up and chase away Anubis so, that’s that for a big bad with such a big build up. Even MacNeil laments the anti-climax. Everyone reprises their roles from season one or two as DJ mourners. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:45 - 24 Seconds 6:51 - Episode Debrief 1:00:45 - Were We Comforted 1:01:50 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:04:02 - Next Episode 1:05:06 - ComeTrya! 1:05:50 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:41- Outro

Season 5 Episode 21: Meridian Daniel Jackson has a pity party extreme all because he’s definitely dying a painful death for having saved a planet Colonic from self-destruction ala naquadria experiments. He definitely does die though. Like, the end, that’s it, no more Deeej to kick around. Except that he’s an egg-drop-soup-but-in-air-instead-of-water being of light now. And also corporeal in Season 7. But totally he does die. Sort of. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:56 - 24 Seconds 8:25 - Episode Debrief 1:09:26 - Were We Comforted 1:11:49 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:13:39 - Next Episode 1:15:08 - ComeTrya 1:17:30 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:23:31 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 20: The Sentinel So over on Latona we have your basic planet of these guys: “Yo, our forebears made us a cool shieldy kind of thing and then we all got real, super dumb and have no idea how it works. Well, except that one guy NID murdered.” The result? Of that plus not being Daddy’s favorites? SG-9 is dead and SG-1 has to get some a-holes out on work release to help fix the set of Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In before the Gooooooooooolds win! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:46 - 24 Seconds 9:41 - Debrief 1:13:38 - Were We Comforted 1:14:23 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:18:38 - Next Episode 1:21:24 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:25:31 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 19: Menace  We meet the Proto Borg Robot that MADE the Replicators eons ago.  She exclaims that DADDY MADE ME WRONG!  Daniel doesn't hear any of that ableist nonsense and tries to help her.    That and everyone else's (except Teal'c, bless him) bad decisions end up with Replicators ON THE BASE!   This has to be the end, right?  Well, no, because GENERAL ACTION DADDY joins the fray, puts on a black T-shirt, packs some heat, and obliterates all those lego spiders.  And Jack shoots the robot girl in front of Daniel, sealing their fate as Ex-Best Friends.   Good episode. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 4:38 - 24 Seconds 6:02 - Episode Debrief 51:13 - Were We Comforted 52:13 - Yeh Neh or Meh 57:19 - Next Episode 59:49 - ComeTrya! 1:01:56 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:09:57 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 18:  The Warrior Well, Teal and Bray Bray go see that the Jaffa Rebellion is alive and well in the hands of a charismatic leader, a man who is SUPER into keeping the rebels fed, SUPER loves help from the SGC, and SUPER DUPER hates the idea and usage of suicide bombers in his outfit.   Actually, he LOOOOOVES all that, so O'Neill is like, "Nah, wrong Jaffa Rebellion.  Let's roll out Teal'c!"  But Teal'c apparently super LOOOOOVES all that too, and decides to quit his job and his best friend to join this guy.  Alot more stuff happens in the episode.  Take a gander by pressing that there Play button.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:22 - 24 Seconds 8:19 - Episode Debrief 55:19 - Were We Comforted 57:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:01:18 - Next Episode 1:04:00 - ComeTrya! 1:06:26 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:08 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 17: Fail Safe You GUYS! The Gate Gang litrally hyperdrives through planet Earth! I didn’t even know they could do that! And it is soooo much smarter than blowing it up. The Gooolds try to sabotage/destroy Earth without openly violating their Assguard treaty and that’s what happens because between you and me, I don’t  think those little grays even care about the Tauri. Tau’ri? Taur’i? ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:18 - 24 Seconds 8:36 - Episode Debrief 56:35 - Were We Comforted 58:03 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:00:25 - Next Episode 1:02:12 - ComeTrya! 1:04:11 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:11:52 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 16:  The Last Stand Yeah, that’s right, Deej continues to come close to murdering some System Lords only to back off at the last minute, ruining the whole situation. Very Frustrating! Small compensation at least that he totally misses out on that nonconsensual body-sharing shit over in the crystal caves when Lantash simply has to have Lt Elliot or he’s “gonna die”. Also, maybe the System Lords are sort of…losing their collective shit? OK, eat your young, but why are you biting them from the middle and making a big ol’ mess? Who eats like that? It’s giving Darryl Hannah eating a lobster in Splash cannibal vibes.   ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:45 - 24 Seconds 7:31 - Episode Debrief 1:05:39 - Were We Comforted 1:06:39 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:09:04 - Next Episode 1:10:29 - ComeTrya! 1:13:08 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:24:29 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 15:  Summit For the love of fuck, every time I watch this episode I get detonate-the-bomb blue balls. DJ is a horrible kill-all-the-system-lords tease.  Zipacna, the coolest Gooldie of them all, is at least getting some work done, as the Tokra are TUH-OAST with the attack of Gou'ld fleet.   Will Daniel grow at LEAST a single, and pull the trigger.  Find out next week.  Two-parter biz-natches! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:29 - 24 Seconds 8:38 - Episode Debrief 1:09:02 - Were We Comforted 1:10:07 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:12:23 - Next Episode 1:15:00 - ComeTrya! 1:16:27 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:21:57 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 14:  48 hours Teal’c is buffering. Literally. Like, he’s operating from an AOL CD, so we won’t see him but for the first and final three seconds of the episode. It has also come to the attention of these dear pod hosts that this one horrible hot pile of steaming microwave-reheated cat turds by the name of Dr. McKay is somehow a beloved regular on Atlantis? Frozen Siberian Tundra must do wonders for the soul, because that dirt bag is so canceled right now. And aside from the things he does that makes him so hateable, he tries to murder Teal’c in the buffer zone! WTAF??? ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:11 - 24 Seconds 7:13 - Debrief 1:18:44 - Were We Comforted 1:19:56 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:22:55 - Next Episode 1:24:10 - ComeTrya! 1:25:01 - Get to Know Your Hosts 1:27:27 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 13:  Proving Ground Listen. Look. These cadets are almost like having a kid leading the episode. It’s whatever, but for some reason the SG-C is designing elaborate scenarios to get the Big Top Boy cadet to pass the training even though the Dainty Little Miss cadet is already there at the start of the episode with no extra help? As a great man once asked, “Why don’t you put her in charge?” ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 8:04 - 24 Seconds 10:06 - Episode Debrief 59:47 - Were We Comforted 1:01:19 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:05:32 - Next Episode 1:07:52 - ComeTrya! 1:10:01 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:43 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 12:  Wormhole X-Treme I know the one where Sam and MacNeil basically express their romantic love for each other because they’re separated by a goooold shield wall thingy and think they’re dying is also good, OK.  But in this episode, frequent double dipping creative consultant Peter DeLouise makes sure we know whom he’d cast as Colonel Jack O’Neill with two els, his wee little brother. So meta, so fun. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 10:26 - 24 Seconds 12:34 - Episode Debrief 1:29:26 - Were We Comforted 1:31:09 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:36:45 - ComeTrya! 1:38:48 - Get To Know Your Hosts!

Season 5 Episode 11: Desperate Measures Jack’s real bestie is back in town baybee! Hutch. Or Starsky. Carter cannot literally not even catch a break! She is kidnapped leaving the gym, a fantastic reason to never work out. Or leave the house. Anyhoozle, that Jolinar schtick really bites her in that ass this week. Ultimately the Gate Gang comes out on top in this one. Wild, I know.   Also, HAPPY 100 EPISODES TO US!  Help us celebrate by joining our Patreon!  ComeTrya!!!! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 6:27 - 24 Seconds 7:41 - Episode Debrief 1:12:46 - Were We Comforted 1:16:03 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:19:47 - Next Episode 1:22:05 - Cometrya 1:24:34 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:26:29 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 10:  2001 Hey y'all, remember in the Episode "2010" when the note that got through the gate was O'Neil's.  Not Daniel's, not Sam's, but Macguver's quite minimalistic, "DON'T GO HERE!"  followed by the planet number.   Well, turns out it would have been nice if he had added the word "Ashen People", "Sterility," "Fuck these Assholes,"  ANYTHING, because we almost GET what happened in 2010 come to pass because, turns out, OTHER people know them, introduce them to us, and we think they're GREAT!! Just. . you know. . .be a bit more thorough, O'Neil.   Also, every boyfriend Carter has (or can potentially have) dies.  What up with that? ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:46 - 24 Seconds 6:42 - Episode Debrief 1:17:09 - Were We Comforted 1:18:14 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:20:21 - Next Episode 1:22:09 - ComeTrya 1:23:14 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:27:11 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 9:  Can you even?! These sanctimonious Tolan dicks (who let’s not forget know how to separate gooooolds from hosts but keep it to themselves and help like, um no one) continue to demonstrate that they are selfish little twats. They try to sell out Earth to that huge prick Tanith. Narim is the best Tolan and probably Sam’s best boyfriend in the series, so it is a huge bummer that he chooses to stay behind on a doomed Tolana at the end. Honestly, I think more people should come back to Earth. It’s weird that each member of SG-1 has to be an island. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 7:40- 24 Seconds 11:46 - Episode Debrief 1:16:11 - Were We Comforted 1:18:22 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:21:28 - Next Episode 1:22:23 - ComeTrya! 1:23:59 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:28:03 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 8:  The Tomb In this Fraggle Rock/SG-1 crossover from Hell, the Gate Gang and their Russian pals get chased (and in some cases horrifically killed) by the grossest Fraggle. Luckily one Russian survives to prove that SG-1 didn’t do a whole bunch of murders on the Russians. So yeah, post-Cold War relations are probably leading to a pretty great future of abundance and cooperation. Mostly though, THAT IS NOT A PYRAMID. Oh, and subscribe to our PATREON! Love you! ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:54 - 24 Seconds 7:15 - Episode Debrief 1:06:23 - Were We Comforted 1:07:46 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:13:20 - Next Episode 1:17:09 - ComeTrya! 1:19:36 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:23:48 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 7:  Beast of Burden Sooooo, remember in like episode four of this whole entire series when Daniel Jackson was like maybe rape is just part of their way of life and we definitely shouldn’t intervene in this one happening right in front of us? Yeah, he’s equally squishy on at least race-based slavery. These white saviors plus Teal’c get some Unas killed during their rescue only to get to the gate and find out the Unas actually wasted their lives rescuing SG-1 because they obviously need to stick around to liberate their people. Jack thinks that might be a bad reason to distribute like two whole weapons to them. Cool, cool, cool. Very Colonial O’Neill, 2 L's. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:27 - 24 Seconds 6:26 - Episode Debrief 58:42 - Were We Comforted 59:58 - Yid Nid or Mid 1:01:54 - Next Episode 1:03:40 - ComeTrya 1:08:42 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:14:11 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 6: Rite of Passage Remember that little alien kid who is also human and was also a big bomb that only love could disarm? Somehow she is 16! What! What’s the passage-of-time sitch on this show? Very soap operatic at the moment. So Cassy kissed a boy, Dominic, and I guess hated it? She’s sick as fuck now. I guess her horny teen hormones have activated some goooldy science experiment Janet failed to detect. Side note to the once horny teen girlies out there: How much did you not need an actual kiss to get revving? Anyways, she got superpowers and then she lost them so that really sucks for her. ----more---- 00:00 - intro 4:39 - 24 Seconds 6:07 - Episode Debrief 59:44 - Were We Comforted 1:01:16 Yeh Neh or Meh 1:03:07 - Next Episode 1:05:39 - ComeTrya 1:07:23 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:12:02 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 5:  Red Sky  WOOF, did the Gate Gang ever fuck up. They’ve punched a whole in someone’s sun and now the whole planet of like 30 people is dying but refusing to relocate. I mean, more people would fit in a city bus, but OK sure, stay and die. Those annoying Disneyland-esque Hall of Viking God’s holograms are in this one, hooray for sure. Oh! MacNeill literally almost chokes a man to death. The Asgard do bail them out, but they are absolutely insufferable about it. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:33 - 24 Seconds 6:51 - Episode Debrief 1:02:50 - Were We Comforted 1:03:33 - Yeh Neh or Meh 1:05:54 - Next Episode 1:09:20 - ComeTrya! 1:10:54 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:18:41 - Outro

Season 5 Episode 4:  The Fifth Man Remember last week when MacNeill acted like Sam was loonsaroony for having an invisible stalker? Ha! Now he’s risking his whole life for his good buddy who isn’t really real but should be because ay ai ai, have you seen this man? I mean, it does turn out he is not even half as fine as his profile pic, but I guess that’s pretty typical. He’s a benign liar whom they would have helped out anyway and they save him in the end. ----more---- 00:00 - Intro 5:53 - 24 Seconds 7:03 - Episode Debrief 52:39 - Were We Comforted 54:47 - Yeh Neh or Meh 58:05 - Next Episode 1:00:14 - ComeTrya! 1:01:21 - Get To Know Your Hosts 1:07:58 - Outro