In this absolute beast of an episode, we cover "most aspects of almost everything in the world, ever". From art to politics to football to feelings, it's all here. We've got our own 'king's comedy coronation', plus priceless (probably actually priceless) art, broken down cars and an 87 year old tennis legend! We also go inside the mind of Donald Trump. There's even a machine that has learnt to mimic Niall's voice and we've got an extra big mix of music stings and voice impersonations. Sit back, relax and come with us on a wild auditory ride. It's episode 16 of the Confused Goat!

In this episode, AI takes over. We don't even need us really. Also, we look at Trump, Biden, Rishi and Hipkins (yes Hipkins). Plus there's flag review, dodgy mechanics, bickering, relationship advice, weird sayings and so much bloody more. There's even a new jingle. Enjoy episode 15. We knocked the bastard off!

In episode 14, we're all over cocktails. Plus, we take a look at the Greatest Animal Of All Time (the GAOAT). We also discuss New Zealand's new Prime Minister (who?) and other world news.  We look at toes. What are they and why? We also discuss dogs, ageing, Trump and a variety of other seemingly disconnected things, like why do some countries say "McDonalds" and other's say "MacDonalds" All this and so, so, so many more mind expanding conversations. Oh the joy!

This week, Christmas trees, upside down art, and things New Zealander's say that Brits don't. Plus more biggest understatements in history, and an in depth dissection of flag designs and flag re-designs. We have a good (and very sweary) bleat about stuff and there's even some Christmas portmanteaus... All this and so ho ho much more in episode 13. Merry Christmas!

Niall gives a first hand account of a Welsh A&E. (Let's just say you don't want to be needing the NHS right now). We also cover off the latest news regarding Trump, Biden, Truss, Rishi, Bojo, Keir Starmer, Gavin Williamson and ex-politician turned media star - Maaaaaaaaaatt Hancock (who's about to debut on I'm a Celebrity). There's a brand new segment this week looking at some of history's greatest understatements. Our weekly 'Bleat Sheet' has a good moan about film company credits and annoying phrases. We also look at the confusion around some examples of name-shortening. As well as all this, there's some incredibly average portmanteaus and we dissect Australia's flag... Get it all here in episode 12! Huzzah!

This week, the Nuclear threat. Is 'Putin' really mad enough to press the button? Plus Niall joins the Berriew Winter Tennis League. Also in this episode... UK's 'kami-Kwazi' budget, Liz Truss's week in hiding, more King Charles and pen-gate (this runs deep), Tesla robots that look like Biden, Biden's "where's Jackie" moment, Siri, Google Assist and just so much bloody more. Episode 11. Yum.

In episode 10 we discuss the death of Queen Elizabeth, the succession of King Charles III, the appointment of Liz Truss as UK Prime Minister. (Just a quiet one then). We also cover off Ukraine, Putin, China and Trump. Plus, we discuss bad internet forums, Stormtroopers, and the Rolling Stones. All this, plus ropey songs, voice impressions and a cascade of uninformed opinions, plus so so much more! Listen here or where all good podcasts are podded.

Violent robots, plus record temperatures in rural Wales. There's also our political update from the UK and we look at Trump's strange return to Washington this week. We also meander through some sport (including a nice bleat about golf subtitles) and there's another instalment of 'insect sex'. All this plus some bad Arnie impressions and so much more. Just try it! Once you go goat...

It's all about life-cycles this week. The cycle of a dog, the cycle of a Prime Minister and the cycle of a creature that lives in the ass of a wasp. There's lots of non-cycle stuff too. It's episode 8 of the goat. Get some!

As the world's economies crumble, we take a look at the news headlines. Then, in a brand new segment called 'Giddy Goat' we look at what made us happy this week :) Plus, how getting old means getting un-PC, how emotion sells phones, and more insect sex (this week the Giraffe Weevil). Also, Tom Cruise, the Queen and Paddington Bear, plus so much more in Episode 7 of the 'Goat'.

We cover the Queen's Jubilee and we unpick the latest news from the world of politics. Plus, the Jonny Depp-Amber Heard verdict is in. Also, songs that go on too long and some of our favourite collective animal nouns. There's also a myriad of impressions and ridiculous stories. Enjoy episode 6 of the Confused Goat.

Farts. Also, the latest news from around the world, including the mysterious lawnmower burglar. Plus, we take a closer look at parliament porn, rip the shit out of chat bots, and discuss doll-content. All this and so much more in episode 5 of the Confused Goat.

How to lie. And get away with it. Also, Jonny Depp accuses Amber Heard of pooing on his bed  - she blames the dogs (that's an example of a bad lie). We also ask some really important questions, like 'why are shoe sizes so complicated?' Plus, celebrity game shows, a few more all-original portmanteaus, and (in the not comedy bit), the latest from Ukraine. All this and so much more on episode four (that rhymes).

On the bleat sheet this week: Fake funnies - the cringy trend infiltrating entertainment. Also, anoraks, Boris Johnson, Kyiv (or is it Kiev?) All this and so much more on the Confused goat podcast, episode 3. Plus, oh no, that's all. But that's still quite a lot. Give it a listen!

Putin, Trump, Erdoğan, Bolsonaro, Orban, Assad, Kim Jon Un... Everywhere we look, democracy is under attack. Are our ironic t-shirts and witty Facebook observations playing into the hands of would-be dictators? Should we, the liberals, be fighting back! And if so, how? Also, we discuss cricket, the Will Smith slap, Hooters and so much more.  So, plug your headphones in and get ready for episode 2 of the Confused Goat!

Welcome to the Confused Goat. A weekly(ish) podcast hosted by Niall Towl and Keir Menzies. In episode 1, we cover the start of World War III. Plus, the big story this week; the soap-opera 'Neighbours' may soon end in the UK. Also, childhood haircuts, and the murky world of eye tests. We've got a film-of-the-week from 'the film man' Dan, and much more besides. So sit back (or stand up, it's up to you) and enjoy the Confused Goat podcast.