Join us for a hilariously relatable episode as we dive headfirst into the world of embarrassing moments. From awkward encounters to cringe-worthy mishaps, our hosts share their most memorable tales and invite listeners to laugh along at the absurdity of human folly.

Join Shelly and Vicki in a candid and humorous exploration of the holiday season's indulgences and quirks. From stretchy waistbands becoming the norm to the annual feast extravaganza, these two delightful hosts dive into the comedic chaos of overeating, overspending, and over-familying.

In this heartwarming episode, Shelley and Vicki express their gratitude as they gear up for Thanksgiving. From cherished fans like Kim and beloved friends to the mouthwatering anticipation of Thanksgiving feasts, they share what fills their hearts with thanks. The conversation turns into a delightful journey through holiday gluttony, family traditions, and the joy of celebrating all year long. Whether it's the memory of uncles unbuttoning their pants after a hearty meal or the year-round Christmas lights, this episode is a delightful blend of nostalgia and humor that will have you feeling thankful and craving holiday treats!

Join Shelley and Vicki in this episode as they embark on a humorous exploration of the ever-blurring lines between seasons and the decline in customer service standards. From Christmas decorations in the summer to Black Friday deals year-round, these two seasoned ladies share their bewilderment at the changing landscape of holidays and shopping. They reminisce about the good old days when Christmas waited until Black Friday and customer service came with a personal touch.

Get ready for a hilarious joyride with Shelley and Vicki in this episode. From wild New York traffic tales to the shocking road habits of their current location, these two ladies share their adventures behind the wheel. Whether it's the disappearing turn signal epidemic or the unnerving sight of hands steering without a head in sight, you'll be in stitches as they navigate the ever-changing roadways of life. Buckle up and prepare for a side-splitting journey where age, impatience, and SUVs collide on the asphalt comedy stage!

Grab your venting goggles and join Shelley and Vicki on a pet-peeve petting party! In this uproarious episode, our dynamic duo takes a dive into life's most irksome irritations, from shopping carts to people on their cellphones. With more eye-rolls than a tilt-a-whirl, they let loose their hilarious grievances and remind us that sometimes, the best therapy is a hearty laugh over shared annoyances. Tune in for a rib-tickling, sigh-inducing, eye-rolling good time!

Shelley and Vicki unpack the wild ride of aging, from navigating wrinkles that rival treasure maps to pondering the purpose of getting older. These fearless ladies prove that growing old might be a bumpy road, but it's one heck of a journey.

Get ready to snicker with Shelley and Vicki in this rib-tickling episode! From bathroom blunders to the art of gracefully aging, these two witty ladies spill the beans on life's quirkiest chapters. Join the laughter as they prove that even when things go awry, there's always a chance to cackle and carry on. Tune in for a barrel of chuckles and a masterclass in embracing the "oopsie-daisy" moments!

Hang onto your seats as Shelley and Vicki tackle anxiety in their hilariously candid style! Join the giggles as they share personal stories, quirky coping strategies, and yes, dive into the wild world of the dik-dik. These ladies prove that even in the face of anxiety, there's always room for a good laugh and a newfound appreciation for nature's quirks. Tune in for a dose of laughter and unexpected life lessons!

Adventures in the Ladies room.

Shelley G and Vicki Z talk about the fashion show at the gym.

It is question and answer time for Shelley G and Vicki Z. What dirt will they dig up on each other?

Find out what makes us laugh and the link that Shelley G. has with Mel Brooks.

Amusing travel anecdotes and pitfalls of vacationing.

A broadway musical, this is not... but what if it was? From blue to white, the Two Old Bats chat about meds and music.

Two old bats discuss the upcoming swimsuit season.

From staples to Oreos.  Get the lowdown on dieting at a certain age from these two old bats.

How did these two crazy old bats meet? How are they planning to stay together after death? Find out in this episode.

Join us as we chat about our sexual exploits and the plastic surgery craze.

The girls talk about coming back to torment people and other reincarnation ideas.