Have you ever been in a situation where you have absolutely been present, but you don't feel like you were, or don't remember being there? It's like you're in the room, but you're hanging out about three feet from the other humans. There is a near pause in the matrix, and you can feel your senses to the maximum degree, but are also completely disconnected from whatever is happening.  Well, this episode, and the next one, will be an embodiment of that very experience. In improvised musical form. This is one from the "my sleep paralysis demon made me listen to this and participate somehow" vaults. And ya know what? If you don't make it all the way through this one, it's okay. But, be aware that you actually did...indeed get through it.  STRAP IN.

THIS WEEK!! Oh boy, it's chock full, like one of those ice cream cakes that's two chocolate chip cookies with chocolate chip ice cream in the middle. Those things are so goddamn good! So, the first song is about how we do this podcast for us, and not for you, but we're glad that you listen. Second song is Personal Space Invaders, and it's about those people that get too close in public. And then, there is a song about a specially trained person who is trained to be...an asshole. And finally, a continuation on our ongoing series about Artificial Intelligence: I Simp For Alexa. A turgid tale of a man who simps for Alexa, and won't have it any other way.  Side note, Adam had to learn what "simping" is for the title of the episode. TURGID! TURGID! TURGID!

THIS WEEK!! We explore the challenging life of an adult Dennis the Menace. Then, a surprise Bidet party...no, not B-day...Bidet. Yup. Then, your parents, and grandparents, and great grandparents did this thing, so you will also do it. Even if you absolutely suck Shai-Hulud ass at it. It's called: Inneptotism. Rodney eventually pronounces it right.  SLINKY, SLINKY, EVERYONE LOVES A SLINKY, EVEN IF IT'S SEXY

THIS WEEK!!! Rodney delves into what might happen if everything simply reset, or updated like a computer. Would you even know if it happened? Would it matter? Would you profess your love for that barista? Would you throw fecal matter at senior citizens at the YMCA? Would you tell your boss that you're done with your job? You don't have the right, o, you don't have the right. To know, that is.  We don't either.

THIS WEEK!! They took my Potato Bread, first and foremost. Then, My Dealer Wants To Be My Friend, which may or may not be based on a true story. Then, STOCK BLOCKED, and finally, competitive gaming comes to the Adgrodcast and minds are lost. Lost, I tell you!  WHEW! Man, what a year. Already.

THIS WEEK! It's like you've been gooning for us for, like, months, and we STILL don't have new episodes! Well, that's mostly true. Unfortunately, we aren't in control of the goddamn universe, despite what it may seem like. BUT, we will be back with more fresh ADGRODcast content very soon. In the meantime, please check out our Bandcamp page for our most recent release: IAMAI.  IAMAI is the first in a series of single releases we will do this year featuring some songs from the show, plus some unreleased stuff we never put on the podcast.  Keep pumping that iron, gasoline, them fists, and that Vaseline. Be back soon!

THIS WEEK!! On it's face, this may not really seem like a sacrilegious episode, but, you know, things--like religion--aren't always what they seem. Sure, there's a story of a man panda. And also some tales of a samurai. But, if you listen harder (listen hard, listener, *rock* hard), you will be astonished at the insight, pertinence, permanence, and divination of the storytelling our man Rodney spills forth. It just may rock your world. Rock hard.  ROCK. HARD. WE ARE ROCK HARD. LIKE JE-  *static*

Are you prepared to take on Buff Jesus in mortal combat? Graham is. Rodney has mixed feelings about the whole thing. Adam is apparently oblivious, like always.  Also, the Gazpacho Police show up for a sting.  SOUP! CITRUS! SWOLE! SAVIOR!!

THIS WEEK!! We channel the inner spirits/demons of all the great 1970's hard rock musicians...and proceed to essentially attempt to destroy their legacy in one fell swoop. I mean, you know how it goes with us, it never goes to plan. Still, there's a song about a man/panda hybrid, so there's that. This one is quite unhinged, folks, so strap in!

THIS WEEK!! Rodney can't control how much he hates humanity but also wants to accept humanity. It's hard, y'all. Should the aliens destroy us? Yeah? Probably? We get it, right? Also, elephants are some of the most intelligent animals on the planet, and that means you don't want to cross one because it will absolutely fucking destroy you all the way to the grave. We did a song about that. KILL EM WITH KINDNESS, OR AN ELEPHANT, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA DO.

THIS WEEK!! We delve deep into the psyche of what it means to desire. To WANT. To want brains. To want powers. To want the end of it all. To want equality and justice. And sure, it's all in context of our wacky universe, but it's definitely the through line of this episode, and I'm TOTALLY NOT OVERTHINKING IT.  B! B! B! B! B!

THIS WEEK!!!! We are celebrating this season's 20th episode with a very special presentation about a super hero.  I mean, let's be real, it's a pretty normal episode, but the song is pretty good. We think so, at least.  Get that brain chip out of my brain, Elon!

THIS WEEK!! We bring you an episode that you should surely share with your friends, because you know we will. That's why. It's not because of the glorious improvised lyrics and near-psychic connection the brothers on the instruments have, no, it's because we asked. Nicely. And because that's what one of the songs is about.  Anyhow, what fourth wall? Who even is Rodney? Does Graham even exist? How can Adam possibly be so beautiful AND talented? SERIOUSLY.

THIS WEEK!!! First off, we want to thank you for being patient and letting us enjoy a summer break hiatus. As a gift, in this episode, we have returned to your earballs with a quandary about lab-produced meat of a very familiar kind, and are also using this opportunity to introduce you to the newest character in the ADGROD universe: Dr. Scream. Who is, of course, a pediatrician. Because of course.  WEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEBACKWEGONNAEATOURBABYBACKBABYBACKWEBACK

THIS WEEK!!!! We delve into the real issues: Plastic! And how do we combat it? With radioactive bugs, of course. OF COURSE. Why? Because SCIENCE! SCIENCE!!!! Also, ever wonder what would happen if you jumped into a glass bubble and launched yourself at the sun? We did too, so we did a super heavy metal song about a guy trying to get a suntan. Eat that, Oprah.  WOOOOOORMMMMMMSSSSSSS!!

THIS WEEK!!! Motivational Speed (yeah, the drug). That's the first song.  THEN, we apparently have an AI series that we're doing. Last week was Timmy the AI House, and this week, we have an AI generated personality. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately?) it's not...smart. Well, its creator is not. I think? Man, I don't know! Rodney comes up with this crazy shit and it's hard to come up with a synopsis sometimes. Listen to the goddamn song, it's quite a thing.  NEURONS. INTERNET. CHATGPT. VEINS. STARS. CANDLE!

THISWEEEEK!!! Simply put, we tell two stories about people and things unknowingly changing other people's lives.  First, one of a young man who changes the course of his life from being a crack addict to a steroid abusing serial public masturbateur...all thanks to Tony Robbins' self help CD's.  And then, a mini-epic about young man who, as a child, uses and helps a machine learning AI to learn, which in turn sets off a series of events that let's him become real life friends with his what-he-thought-to-be-imaginary friend. Is it a story of innocence and friendship, or of woe and HAL style humanity destroying drama!?  GOTTA LISTEN, LISTENER. GOTTA LISTENER. GOT A LISTENER.

THIS WEEK!!!! We got a listener request about Godzilla Space Clown and goddammit we deliver the goods, because we are ALL ABOUT our listener. Then, Rodney can't handle that words mean more than one thing, which is really great for the lead singer of an improv band, and finally, we, like the modern Republican party, recognize that children yearn for labor, and YEARN to spend their energy, so we invent wi-fi powered by children. It's way more funny and way less creepy than it sounds.  Get that slap back reverb tank fired up and put on your houndstooth bathrobe. We gettin' Kaiju-y in this piece.

THIS WEEK!! We got a beer fridge! This is very exciting, obviously, because for six years we have just been drinking not refrigerated beers. This is an improvement. Speaking of which, you know someone in the uber-wealthy realm has a cyber shlong, so, of course, we do a song about that. Then, finally, an actual pyramid like the ones in Egypt is being built in 2023 and HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU.  Don't be a sucker. Subscribe! Listen! Revel! Sway! Stamp! Stamps! Cyber! Pedals! Fridge!!!

THIS WEEK!! We bring you a 30 minute episode featuring a guest engineer and producer: Clyde. Or, maybe Graham. It's hard to say. Within, we do a song about a hero of modern medicine named Cavity Sam, who had a hole bored into his gut so that doctors could see how human digestion and internal processes work. For real, that shit is crazy, and it's BASED ON A TRUE STORY.  Then, Rodney becomes an Enableist--it's exactly what it sounds like, and we get an Onlyfans, and finally, a tune about a dating app we invented called Stumbl, wherein you must be inebriated to participate. Lots of weird and awful implications, we know, but hey, that's comedy. COMEDY. LAUGH WITH US GODDAMMIT. sobs