Feb 6 2024
TEST WRAP-LIT
This is a test RAP-LIT we're going to call this season 13 episode 13 preview. This is going to be a preview of some of the upcoming rap lists and how they will sound and hopefully better in the future. It is February 6th 4:00 a.m.
Also posting this to see if it comes out as semi video.
This is Jimmy James show a to z, so please allow me to introduce myself, for I am smart as a clock with two hands and that one that goes tickety tock, I like to be open like a door, and pulled wide open no lock no need I don't even prefer keys, the only way you can truly get in, if you know my once and needs, with a key made specifically for that type of door knob, I know I just said no keys, I guess you can call me a door slab, I'm like a can of Pepsi when I get to be open I, make that swish sound, sexy and appealing come on, you know what I mean. It's a pleasure and a weird and awkward sound that we all love to hear, doctor said, Dr pepper was his name, I should lay off the caffeine, doctor said they can give me heart problems, maybe heart palpitations probably heart complications, I better put this coffee down, maybe put the cigarette out maybe I should be asleep instead of partying at 3:00 a.m. on a tuesday, but honestly but I've been kind of mood, day, with all this talent like a bald eagle striking its prey, wings spread out with beak on display, and their pallets is good as prey, but I'm not listening anymore, and no it's not because I have your problems, I just don't remember what we were talking about, and that's a problem because there's nobody else here, maybe I should put down this crack pipe and 40 oz bottle of beer, the things we do for our children, wait that's the wrong WRAP-LIT, things can get awfully funny at these levels of my, respect, I guess honor means nothing to a samurai no more, it's a shame I killed six men the other day, with their own swords I would add in that part one must say, if you didn't know I was a ninja, I was taught by monks creeks babylon's Spartans Romans and the athens. My blood runs thick, maybe I should put down this milkshake, that's one habit I could kick, my levels are straight up and down but not in a bad way, I'm not talking about levels like in Mario kart or was that just, Mario the original, back on track, I'm like a gangster who goes to prison just to prove I was a bad dude, I'm like a jewel thief on the prowl of the night, looking for my next diamond to heist, I may have nine lives, anyway let's get off ginsu bullshit and then says the word carjack, yeah I've done a couple of these they're easy, all I do is wait for the dude to hand me his keys, it ain't hard all I got to do is wait for the dude at the podium, he comes up and hands me his keys because he's, so scared he knows samurai half bad guy probably even half gangster, so I get the keys and give him a ticket and tell him I'll be right back, but I never really come back, I just lied, I told you I was a bad, bad guy, that's code motherfucker, I was a captain on a vessel until these punk ass bitches, they call themselves pirates, they came and said the captain now./
Couldn't fit the rest of the lyrics in but you get the gist. Anyway Sincerely Jimmy James making up another one of these crazy things that you endure for some reason I cannot afford to think of. Peace out and much love. Oh yeah, and always thank you for your support. That's when you feel like pushing the Spotify follow button that is you lazy bunch of bitches anyway have an amazing day cheerio Chuck and all that. I got to go finish the lawn Dray, just call me doctor Jimmy James because if I can't finish these characters out your damn be sure I'll give you a better text to speech rap lit the next time you hear me on the show, so for now love you all like hoes, scratch that I love you all like bros. Running out of these characters, maybe I should invest in something that has a better description avenue so you can understand what I'm trying to put out at you. Peace out Jimmy Jam
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