First Look Gnomes

First Look Gnomes

Two Dad's doing Silly Things.

Everyone wants to learn something new, but only some people want to sit down and read a bunch of nonsense - so why not listen to some instead? Chuck in some random facts and a couple of Dad jokes, and you'll be full of (potentially useless) knowledge in no time.

Whether all of it is true is part of the gnomery.

Join Cornishman "Walliams" in the shed at the bottom of his garden in Cornwall and Wulfrunian (a man from Wolverhampton apparently) "Mr Hodgkiss" from Belfast as they take a "first look" at the relatively unknown,  learn some stuff and chat about life as Parents.

Dive into the First Look Gnome Universe every month and learn about random things you didn't even know you wanted to learn about! Fill some of your day with something interesting, engaging, and funny.

Welcome to the bottom of the garden.......'But what about the Gnomes?' I hear you cry!
Good things come to gnomes who wait. And ones that rate, review and subscribe :)

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ComedyComedy
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ParentingParenting

Episodes

Chaos, Cheers, and Dad Mishaps Finale
Sep 30 2024
Chaos, Cheers, and Dad Mishaps Finale
Join us at the bottom of the garden Ever sprained an ankle while playing with a dog or tried moving a sofa through a too-narrow doorway?...In our grand finale of season two, we share the hilariously unplanned and chaotic moments that have shaped our journey. From savouring the rich flavours of Vocation Brewery's Double Tonka Frappe Coffee Stout to recounting our mishaps and near-disasters, this episode is a rollercoaster of humour and camaraderie. We also take a moment to appreciate our loyal 'Fab 50' listeners and our growing international audience, including new friends from Kensington, Germany, and Cairo.As we ponder this and other reasons for our season break, we look forward to launching a website and bringing in a Forbes-listed guest for season three. We're also planning a meet-up in October, where we might record some special audio snippets for you. Amid the banter, we discuss the logistical challenges of moving house while balancing parenting, the value of good beer, and the quirky joys of life. Plus, we've got some nostalgic stories about past injuries and humorous dad anecdotes that you won't want to miss.Finally, we wrap up with some unexpected first looks, including a luxurious sailing yacht, All Saints' first African store in Cairo, and the UK's first Museum of Illusions in Manchester. Amid the playful critiques and last-minute scrambles that shaped this episode. We share some wholesome dad jokes to leave you in stitches. As we bid farewell, we express our heartfelt gratitude for your support and remind you to stay in touch via email or Instagram. Until next season, stay tuned and keep the laughter alive!Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at;Dad Ankles , Moving Home , First Look News , Les Miserables Arena TourAnd the usual 'Tips for Dads' and questions for the 'Gno-It All' GnomeThirsty Firsts of Double Tonka Frappe | Tonka Latte Stout 8.0% 440mlDeath By Cherries | 4.5% Cherry Sour 440mlFollow @firstlookgnomes on Instagram to watch out for updates for Season 3 !Or subscribe or follow to make sure you get a download of the next episode when Season 3 launches.Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message!Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
A Day at Blarney Castle and Other Tales
Aug 28 2024
A Day at Blarney Castle and Other Tales
What if kissing a stone could grant you the gift of gab? Join us on this eclectic journey as we explore Manchester United's ambitions under Erik ten Haag and his bold claim that they’ve been just a step behind Manchester City since his tenure began. We'll also revisit the retro-futuristic visions of "Tomorrow's World" and dive into listener feedback that includes everything from a Blink-182 lyric mishap to culture day expenses.Ever wondered what "wasson" or "teasy" means? We unpack the delightful quirks of Cornish and Northern Irish dialects, giving you a taste of local slang and greetings. Moving from dialects to daring deeds, listen to our nerve-wracking yet thrilling attempt to kiss the Blarney Stone in Cork, Ireland. We delve into the history and legend surrounding the stone and share stories about the breath-taking Blarney Castle and its surrounding gardens. Plus, you'll hear all about our stout-sampling adventures and Logan’s hilarious first encounter with spicy curry.Get ready for laughter and light-hearted moments as we offer parenting tips and recount humorous escapades at a farm park, complete with awkward photo moments and the challenges of home improvement shopping. Test your wits with our whimsical quiz on alternative animal names and cap it all off with a cider-fueled farewell that’s as jovial as it is heartfelt. From regional slang to historical landmarks, and from family outings to quirky quizzes, this episode promises a blend of nostalgia, humor, and insightful moments....Join us at the bottom of the Garden for a first look at;Kissing the Blarney Stone , Blarney Castle , Cork , First Spicy Curry , Brush your Teeth by Super Simple Songs , Kitchen Shopping , Cotswold Farm Park , First Hair Cut , A Thirsty First of Battenburg - Yonder Brewing - Stout - PastryDon't forget to send usYour questions for the Gno-it-all Gnome , Tips for Dads ! , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message!Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
Flavours, Festivals, and Fatherhood Feats
Jul 27 2024
Flavours, Festivals, and Fatherhood Feats
Join us for a wild tasting session of Vault City's blueberry muffin, waffle cone crunch, triple scoop, and modern sour beer. Let's just say the flavours had us spitting out some colourful comments, leading to a heated debate on whether dessert and beer should ever mix.Feel the festival fever, while taking a nostalgic trip back to our virtual Glastonbury 2024. Picture our dining room transformed into a mini-festival, with highlights like Jessie Ware, Kasabian, Paloma Faith, and Dua Lipa lighting up our screens. Not all acts hit the high notes though, as we share our disappointment in performances by Shania Twain and others. Get ready for a rollercoaster of festival emotions, from standout shows to unforgettable flops.Parenthood is a wild ride, and we’re here to share every twist and turn, from celebrating little Logan's milestones to navigating the chaos of Friday nights with a potent stout in hand. We'll guide you through a Black Country dialect quiz, a passionate review of Neon Raptor's stout, and some practical dad tips for surviving hangovers while keeping up with parenting duties. It's a laugh-filled journey through the joys and challenges of fatherhood, all wrapped up in our signature engaging banter. Join us for an episode packed with laughter, nostalgia, and practical advice!Join us for a First Look at;Glastonbury 2024 , Google Voice Search , School Culture Day , A Baby becoming a Toddler , Thirsty Firsts;- Vault City - Blueberry Muffin Waffle Cone Crunch Triple Scoop – Vault City Brewing , - Neon Raptor - Beer – Neon Raptor Online Shop (neonraptorbrewingco.com)And as usual, join us for answers from the 'Gno-it-all' Gnome, and us with "Tips for Dads"Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message!Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
Surprises, Sips, and Sweet Goodbyes
Jun 28 2024
Surprises, Sips, and Sweet Goodbyes
Ever wondered if your favourite radio hosts look the way you imagine? Join us for a whimsical and heartfelt episode where we ponder this very question as we announce our exciting new availability on YouTube!Alongside humorous chats about Henry VIII's fishing tackle we share listener feedback and muse over whether some surprises are best left to the imagination. Our nostalgic journey continues as we navigate the adventure of building our show's website, reflecting on memories and the unexpected twists of podcasting.Craving the perfect beer and food pairing? We’ve got you covered with a lively discussion on everything from pairing lagers with KFC to enjoying stouts with bacon sandwiches. You’ll even hear our humorous debate on the merits of various combinations for those with dietary restrictions. Whether it's a Five Guys burger with a pale ale or a domino’s pizza with an amber ale, we share our personal favorites and some amusing experiences, ensuring there's a delicious option for everyone.But it's not all fun and games; we also share the emotional journey of saying goodbye to our beloved pet, Russell. Through the stages of grief and the tough decisions that come with being a pet parent, we offer our heartfelt insights. Lightening the mood, we provide tips for dads, praise home improvement shows, and revel in the charm of local events like duck races for charity. With playful jokes and a special guest appearance by "The Gno-It-all Gnome," this episode promises a blend of laughter, nostalgia, and heartfelt moments that you won’t want to miss!Join us at the bottom of the garden for a First Look at;- A gift box of Thirsty Firsts! , - Saying goodbye to the family pet (Russell the Pug) , - Home Improvement TV Shows , - The Local Charity Duck Race! , - The Duck and the Lemonade Stand , And the usual 'Tips for Dads'  and 'Pond of Feedback' !Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message!Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !
Bananas, Beers, and Baby Jake Adventures
Apr 30 2024
Bananas, Beers, and Baby Jake Adventures
Ever wondered if an AI could outshine Shakespeare in the poetry department? Well, we put it to the test .....This episode is a tapestry of laughter and nostalgia, from the art of crafting poems with a technological co-pilot, to the absurdity of British beer names – and yes, we've got a pint of 'Piddle' in hand to prove it. We're your friendly neighbourhood gnomes, conjuring up verbal spells and raising our glasses to the weekend vibes that make every recording session a treasure trove of giggles and jest.Have you ever marked a personal milestone by peeling a banana? That's exactly what happened in one of our conversations. Join us for a jaunt along the picturesque North Cornwall coast, complete with a furry companion and the infamous scone debate – because whether cream or jam comes first, it's a matter of delicious importance.As we wrap up, we venture into the curious world of children's television, where the surreal escapades of Baby Jake become a springboard for our own zany show ideas. But it's not all fun and games; we also take a moment to respond to our listeners' heartfelt dilemmas, offering fatherly advice and sporting predictions with our signature blend of humour and sincerity. So settle in for an episode that's as comforting as a family gathering, as surprising as an unexpected fact, and as rich in character as the cosiest Cornish cream tea...Join us at the bottom of the garden for a first look at...  , Copilot AI , Piddle - Dorset Amber Ale  (Thirsty Thirst), Peeling a Banana , Dad Injuries , Marsland mouth , Baby Jake , Projectors (Tips for Dads) , Click here via your Mobile Device to send us a message!Please Subscribe , leave a 5* Review, Follow, Like and Share this Podcast to show your support for more episodes. Help grow the show !