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How to Abandon a Child Probably Near Kyp Tiener on Ep 114
Feb 14 2024
How to Abandon a Child Probably Near Kyp Tiener on Ep 114
The one wheeled bicyclist of Tuscaloosa and much more!!How to properly abandon a baby Big black coffee Why joggers wear earbudsDogs going back to their business of being dogsJoggers, walkers, and bicyclists get ranked to no surprise.Civilian peer pressure.The history of Chicken Head. Jason is not good at speaking to other people in a conversation way.Jason looks like the character Carlton Lassiter in the show Psych, but not in the original tv show just in the post tv show movies on Pandora or whatever new thing my wife makes me pay for but really I got for that one playoff game in the NFL.  Go Lions. Goodness I miss Barry Sanders.  He was amazing.  So good.We talk about the insane process of abandoning a baby.  Wow! It is so bad and well never mind BG apparently has seen a commercial about this insanity so I guess people know about this.Only people who live in bad cities have to talk to police officers when they go to the hospital.Andre the Giant should have been the title.  Definitely less controversial than how to abandon a baby properly.Beau is so lucky to get next week off to spend with his family.  Not me, I mean I make way more money than a stupid teacher but I have to work next week.Tapeworms would help me get that beach body.Jason is Definitely not Boss Hogg.How big was the wheelbarrow that Saddam Hussein used to be able to walk around?Andre the Giant should have played football.Always order a ground beef hamburger well done and big thanks out to Upton Sinclair!French can have the tartar.Support the showhttp://www.mmtydpodcast.com