No Return

Kier Zhou

No Return: An Audio Drama by Kier Zhou

Enjoy yourself in the chaotic, fantastical world of "No Return," where the worldbuilding ambition rivals Robert Jordan, the humour channels Terry Pratchett and Douglas Adams, and the violence echoes Tom Sharpe—all wrapped in the indie punk aesthetic of a one man band making content on a laptop powered by a potato.

This full cast comedy fantasy spans a diverse array of tales:

- Clumsy Divine Quests: Join researchers on accidental divine missions.

- Mercenary Chaos: Witness comedic clashes between mercenaries and foreign warships.

- Eerie Mysteries: Delve into the haunting search for lost children.

- Ancient Secrets: Unearth treacherous truths in the Darklands.

- Sinister Plots: Navigate a city's dark underbelly filled with kidnappings and dark schemes.

- Ensemble Comedy of Errors: Dive into epic fantasy battles where magic and mayhem reign supreme.

- Actual Play: Follow the gripping saga of a burning city and the heroes fighting for its survival amidst chaos and intrigue. Told through a tightly edited TTRPG actual play.

And remember, for those seeking extra tales and behind-the-scenes magic, check out:

[https://patreon.com/NoReturnAD]

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1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!
Apr 29 2024
1: Mageslayers: This Time, It's Me!
Send us a Text Message.This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about  what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!This strange and mysterious realm teetersever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke  to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of  peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a  fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their  respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!  For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Captain Competent- Kier ZhouNanda Nall- Justin Fife Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-MairNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi Williams Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuPreacher- Graham Capobianco Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy Magekid -Ryan Andrew DillonDark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan  @KiChanVAGore Drinker- Girunduu Keith- Kier ZhouListen to Project Gnosis Continuing from Season 1, we follow Fei, Riz, and Finn in a new area on a different side of the world, as they arrive at a stop in one of their outposts in Lagos, Nigeria to officiate Riz as part of AGON. However, recent developments have called them all to a new mission regarding activity in the region. Find more in the City of Lakes.https://shows.acast.com/projectgnosisSupport the Show.