Send us a Text Message.Thank the silent gods! We have finally dropped that insane story telling device (literally) and now we can get to the bottom of what is happening with some good old fashion interrogation!Commander Vine/Matthias Alaric/Rayan/Saurians: Kier ZhouDomina Elyra Lightfoot: Abbie Jordan-TickleNyalie Alaric: Glenda VillimarConstable Lucca/D'Brie: Krissi WilliamsLt Lars Xu - Blake WhiteCole Lumbo P.I: Chris RR Bauso Selwyn Janicek:  Stasi Dimitrova igNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithAnzhlo: Matt EvansYvonna Isolde:  Lauren LittlewoodContent Warning ⚠️: - Foul language -  Peril - Violence- Death/Dying- Implied Sexual ThemesStrange New Worlds And Spaced Out Tales – The Site (snwasot.com)Join the creators of SNWASOT for 'The Fall and Partial Re-Emergence of The Dysfunctional Five'  a comedy 'superhero' mini series based on their series one anthology story! Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Hey all! We, here at No Return, are returning to our roots! As some of you may know, Erset La Tari; The Land of No Return, began life as a 'homebrew' Table Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) setting. Thanks to the immense talents of Dylan Smith (GM of Hearthfire Tales, as well as  the voice of Sergeant Gavin Fern and Niillas Janicek on No Return) we are able to bring No Return to you in the form of a TTRPG Actual play.Co- Gamemastered by Dylan and Kier Zhou and played by the recognisable vocal talents of Jack (Tommo), Gemma (Ysenda, Thae Oraen & Cinnte) and Cameron (Amghar, Jyce Inacio, and the new voice of Deky and Ayelen). We are truly excited to bring the world of No Return to you in a more improvised, player led and spontaneous format where the players decisions and the whims of the dice will decide 'The Fate of Daya'.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales All seems well in Daya and the war is finally going the right way! Daya’s Army and it’s allies are marching to the destruction of the warlords who have plagued the land for almost a century. Hope is in the air, a new future just on the horizon… nothing could possibly go wrong.Welcome to our vibrant world where gods have abandoned mortals and an intriguing adventure awaits you.Uncover the secrets of the city of Daya together with our exceptional players - Cameron, Gemma, and Jack and, our amazing GM, Dylan (Kier is also present).  Follow us as we navigate through Daya’s bustling streets and uncover the city's complex  dynamics. We introduce Jack's character, a gentleman in patchwork armour with an intriguing morning ritual and a peculiar fixation on barrels.  Meet Gemma’s character, a half-nix, ex merc, member of the Moon Shields!  And Cameron’s character! A noble son from the lands to the west, down on his luck and forced to thieve to feed his need for fine clothes!Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya?Then you have been paying close attention!Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu  Ice Cream Seller - Kier ZhouSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Our heroes thought the war was over…but the battle has come to familiar shores.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithStrange New Worlds And Spaced Out Tales – The Site (snwasot.com)Join the creators of SNWASOT for 'The Fall and Partial Re-Emergence of The Dysfunctional Five'  a comedy 'superhero' mini series based on their series one anthology story! Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Warlord's troops arrive on the Eastern shore of the Nuur.Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - Girunduu Warlord Captain - Kier ZhouSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales The city burns, the farms burn and the enemy army is marching towards them… what will our heroes do?Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales An assassin in the warehouse, a mysterious character under the temple, and a useless commander of the guard- the story continues.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair ‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesWill Salryn rise to the occasion?Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Did you know the Orillian Regiment were at Daya? Then you have been paying close attention!The Boys meet the enemy in battle and put up a good fight... but their reinforcements are taking too much time...Cpl Gavin Fern- Dylan SmithL/Cpl Hupsu Tommo- Jack DuncanSgt Malcolm Rigby - GirunduuJiloat Levi - Connor Hodgson Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire Tales Salryn rises to the occasion!Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithStrange New Worlds And Spaced Out Tales – The Site (snwasot.com)Join the creators of SNWASOT for 'The Fall and Partial Re-Emergence of The Dysfunctional Five'  a comedy 'superhero' mini series based on their series one anthology story! Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesThe battle for the streets ends...the battle for the city begins.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesJorvin and Swifty investigate Alaric. The Party reunites to see Vita.Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Original release date 20 Apr 2024I've fixed this bloody thing three times now! Why is it being so weird!? I think we might have to drop this story telling conceit if it carries on any longer...Cole Lumbo - Chris RR BausoElyra Lightfoot - Abbie TickleMatko- AJ Fidalgo (AKA Mr F)Vasa - Lilly InverseSelwyn Janicek- Stasi Dimitrova igZafar- Christian Maclean-MairSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Episode Art by Jim TuohyJim Tuohy ArtGamesmaster provided by Hearthfire TalesCan Alaric talk his way out of this one? Jorvin De Ghast: Cameron Gergett @Cameron_Gergett/@JasperZoinkSalryn Ilanora: Gemma Maclean-Mair‘Swifty’: Jack DuncanGM: Dylan SmithSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message."Anderkant doesn't make sense and it's boring!"So have a trailer for a new comedy series set in the No Return Universe.Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.Yep.... yep... definitely in need of repairs...Originally published 26 Feb 2024Samael Vine: Kier ZhouNiillas Janicek: Dylan SmithSelwyn Janicek: Stasi Dimitrova igPaela: DragonbaitMatko: AJ Fidaglo AKA Mr FVasa: Lilly Inverse  Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.This is a story about heroes. No, that’s too much. This is a story about  what it takes to make a hero. Welcome to Erset La Tari, the Land of No Return!This strange and mysterious realm teetersever on the verge of disaster, barely having survived the apocalyptic world curses! But from the ashes rose the Treaty of Budan and the nations of La Tari achieved a hard won peace. The starving were fed, calamitous war averted and a safe and prosperous zone established. But there were those who opposed the treaty- who chafed at silken shackles of peace. Villains who sought power at the expense of the land’s very survival! These vile ne'er do wells found power in the study of dark magicks and used their martial prowess to enslave their neighbours- forcing them to toil under a repressive yoke  to further their selfish hunger for dark esoteric knowledge. So vast became the gap between the power of these villains and those of the forces of  peace that the nations were forced to once again band together commissioning a  fellowship of heroes, of champions, to meet the crisis head-on. Each a master of their  respective art, willing and ready to meet these wicked casters in battle if and when the need arose.This is a story of heroes and what it takes to make a hero. So turn back ye faint of heart!  For I tell no word of a lie: Shit gets fucked really fast!Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura Duncan Shain Sotalach  - Adam Robinson Descartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan Smith Captain Competent- Kier ZhouNanda Nall- Justin Fife Cinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-MairNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi Williams Pogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuPreacher- Graham Capobianco Mage Dad- Jim Tuohy Magekid -Ryan Andrew DillonDark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan  @KiChanVAGore Drinker- Girunduu Keith- Kier ZhouStrange New Worlds And Spaced Out Tales – The Site (snwasot.com)Join the creators of SNWASOT for 'The Fall and Partial Re-Emergence of The Dysfunctional Five'  a comedy 'superhero' mini series based on their series one anthology story! Support the Show.

Send us a Text Message.The story continues!Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach  - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart/Silda Grass-  Gemma Maclean-MairMr Grass - Robb ClarkNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsPogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuMagekid -Ryan Andrew DillonDark Mistress- Kiyana Morgan  @KiChanVAGore Drinker- GirunduuKeith- Kier ZhouSupport the Show.

Send us a Text Message.The Mageslayers head to the ancient city of Reach in the Terrq'n Mountains to investigate their mysterious artefact! Written by Kier Zhou and Jack DuncanAddison De Ara - Laura DuncanShain Sotalach  - Adam RobinsonDescartamelius (Dec) Go’orbulle - Dylan SmithNanda Nall- Justin FifeCinte Micheart-  Gemma Maclean-MairNikol Ashorn - Cameron GergettPhaetra Coi- DaniellelanoisSeilbh- Krissi WilliamsPogrim Pogglefield-Jack DuncanFlavian (Jaggerz) Jagari- GirunduuLibrarian- Kier ZhouBiksune Ree-  Taylor Michaels Sister Jiaomei-  Lyssa Jay  Support the Show.