Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

YMH Studios

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping! read less

Our Editor's Take

When it comes to the funniest dudes, dads, and comedians, Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast is a great place to visit. Standup icons Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky host some of the best names in comedy. This husband-wife duo, who also goes by "the main mommies" nickname, loves to laugh and knows who to invite for a good time.

Each week, these Netflix comedians sit down with stars such as Joe Rogan, Garth Brooks, and Danny Brown. The hosts love to chat about everything, whether horrible or hilarious. They joke about it all on the Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast.

Tom talks to his comedy buddies, too. Dudes like Bert Kreischer, Ari Shaffir, and Bill Burr all bring their unique style of humor. Many other guests appear on the Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura podcast to join in on the fun. With so many comedic styles on the show, there is something for all sorts of comedy fans to laugh at.

The main mommies aren't only providing laughs for their listeners. This podcast also covers topics making an impact on the world today. The latest political events, cryptocurrency, and celebrity drama are all discussion points. Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura find laughs in the mundane aspects of life. No matter where this comedy podcast goes, a good time may follow.

Listeners can listen weekly to find out what the main mommies will say next. This is one comedy duo fans won't want to miss.

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Episodes

Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755
3d ago
Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755
SPONSORS: - Go to https://policygenius.com/YMH and get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save - Visit https://PhalloFILL.com for more information on a location near you or TEXT 972-663-5588. Mention Your Mom’s House Podcast to receive 2 Free units on select packages. Financing Available at Select Locations. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. What's up, CHOMOS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia", plus so much more! Pull 'em up and strap in, y'all. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 755 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep. 754
Apr 10 2024
Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep. 754
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DIDDY Do It? w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 753
Apr 3 2024
DIDDY Do It? w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 753
SPONSORS: - Head to https://Babbel.com/YMH to get 50% off a ONE-TIME PAYMENT FOR A LIFETIME Babbel subscription. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM - Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost. Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What's going on with Tom's nose? Christina has some thoughts on Tom's face and she makes it known. After defending his facial features Tom opens the show with a wild clip of a lady who matters freaking out at Wal-Mart. Tom also tells a story about watching some adult films with his dad and reads an airtight story that has to be heard to believe. Tim and Kristin also wonder why men seem to always be more depraved than women, plus explore an encounter with Garth Brooks and discover a new trend #FartWalk. We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! Tom and Christina talk to him about racist dogs, fat Disney adults, the fattest city in America, and of course the Diddy scandal that's sweeping the internet. They also answer some fan submitted advice emails and play America's favorite game show "Tom or Black?" Brian's latest special Live From The Mothership is streaming now on Netflix! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 753 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hate From YMH w/ Mark Normand and Caitlin Campbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 751
Mar 20 2024
Hate From YMH w/ Mark Normand and Caitlin Campbell | Your Mom's House Ep. 751
SPONSORS: - Go to https://www.squarespace.com/MOM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Now through April 30th, Robinhood is even boosting every single dollar you transfer in from other retirement accounts with a 3% match. Go to https://robinhood.com/boost. - Go to https://thefreezepipe.com and use code YMH for 10% off your entire order plus free shipping. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P have another pair of fun guests, but before the guests join the party, they recap all the fun from last week's visit from the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield. Tod opens the show with a clip about the blunders of colonialism and a gay freakout at an airport, followed by Christine sharing a story about being scolded at in public by an older gentleman. Caitlin Campbell joins the main mommies bearing freshly brewed coffee! Tom and Christina talk to her about dealing with hateful comments online, the traumatic brain injuries she's overcome, anger issues, and all sorts of info about international coffee. Mark Normand enters the mommy dome next and endures a gauntlet of neat stuff, slick stuff, and 1 Guy 1 Jar. Tom also shares some fun chiropractor videos, plus some clips about dangerous places to visit, a lady with a booty that can't fit on an airplane, a girl that farts in pots, a bootlicker, and some pup play enthusiasts. They also dive into some of Christina's Curations and videos of wealthy people who own tigers!  https://tomsegura.com/tour https://christinaponline.com/tour-dates https://store.ymhstudios.com https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Your Mom’s House Ep. 751 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Double Soul Shaman w/ Josh Potter & Will Blunderfield | Your Mom's House Ep. 750
Mar 13 2024
Double Soul Shaman w/ Josh Potter & Will Blunderfield | Your Mom's House Ep. 750
SPONSORS: - Get Coors Light delivered straight to your door with Instacart by going to https://coorslight.com/YMH  - Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/mom or through my promo code MOM. - Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code YMH for $20 off your first purchase. - Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. This week on Your Mom's House Podcast we've got another airtight episode as Tom Segura and Christina P welcome two guests! First up we have the Double Soul Shaman himself, Will Blunderfield, followed by longtime YMH favorite, the great and powerful, Josh Potter. Before welcoming the guests, Christine and Tim open the show with a freakout at a nail salon, talk about Tom's dad eyes, the black plague, and discuss spending time at the mall. They also check out clips featuring a messed up foot, a man chugging tequila, and the greatest laugh ever. Next, Will Blunderfield joins Christina and Tom to talk all about naked yoga and the benefits of consuming genetic material. Will talks about his background, his singing career, Canadian Idol, gay frogs, before presenting a special gift to Christina to use on her own pleasure palace. Tom and Christina ask tons of questions and learn a thing or two about urine therapy and knocking the o'l bean bag around from the certified sex kung fu instructor himself. After Will slips away, the Roach scurries in and he's got a brand new show coming to YMH Studios! Starting tonight, Josh Potter will be hosting Behind The Jeans, a weekly livestream recap show where he'll cover and dissect everything going on in the YMH universe. Tom and Christina also catch-up with Potter's love life, get an update on The King, introduce him to Tony P and some dumb tourists, plus dive into a barrel of Christina's Curations! Try it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Beefing With The FBI w/ Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J) | Your Mom's House Ep. 749
Mar 6 2024
Beefing With The FBI w/ Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J) | Your Mom's House Ep. 749
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Size Matters w/ Rory Scovel & William Moore (PhalloFILL) | Your Mom's House Ep. 747
Feb 21 2024
Size Matters w/ Rory Scovel & William Moore (PhalloFILL) | Your Mom's House Ep. 747
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KISS and Tell w/ Gene & Nick Simmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 746
Feb 14 2024
KISS and Tell w/ Gene & Nick Simmons | Your Mom's House Ep. 746
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Wildest Lifestyles w/ Moshe Kasher | Your Mom's House Ep. 745
Feb 7 2024
Wildest Lifestyles w/ Moshe Kasher | Your Mom's House Ep. 745
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Setting The Record Straight w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 744
Jan 31 2024
Setting The Record Straight w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom's House Ep. 744
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The Amazin' Opinions of Jesse Lee Peterson | Your Mom's House Ep. 743
Jan 24 2024
The Amazin' Opinions of Jesse Lee Peterson | Your Mom's House Ep. 743
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Filling All The Holes w/ Sam Tallent | Your Mom's House Ep. 742
Jan 17 2024
Filling All The Holes w/ Sam Tallent | Your Mom's House Ep. 742
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