The Goin' Deep Show

The Kid A.G.

Documenting the antics of a few Bay City Michigan natives scattered across the U.S. The Goin' Deep Show lets you become a fly on the wall during conversations of nonsense, laughs and stupid personal behavior while attempting to bring you pop culture, news, and other dumb content. Established in 2004. read less
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Goin' Deep Show 2111: Drunken Tales from A Night in Bay City
May 10 2024
Goin' Deep Show 2111: Drunken Tales from A Night in Bay City
In this episode, Kid A.G. and guest Zaldor delve into a detailed recount of their adventures and mishaps following a St. Patrick's Day celebration in Bay City. From digital hoarding confessions to navigating local bars and discussing the impact of AI on creativity, this episode takes through the nuances of modern and somewhat reckless life choices. Lowlights include Digital Hoarding: Kid A.G. confesses to being a digital hoarder, highlighting the challenges of managing digital clutter.Bar Hopping in Bay City: The duo recounts their experiences navigating through various local bars including the Green Hut and Mulligans, pointing out the lively and sometimes chaotic atmosphere.AI and Creativity: A significant part of the discussion revolves around the use of AI in creative processes. Kid A.G. expresses enthusiasm about the possibilities AI holds for enhancing creativity and efficiency.Misidentification and Nicknames: There's an exchange about mistaken identities and unexpected nicknames among friends.Encounters with Friends: They talk about running into friends unexpectedly during their night out, which adds to the spontaneous nature of their adventures.Music and Crowds: Descriptions of band setups in cramped spaces lead to discussions about the dynamics of interacting in crowded venues.Technological Reliance: The conversation touches on the increasing dependency on technology for simple tasks and how it affects everyday life.Perspectives on Local Nightlife: Zaldor shares his observations on the local nightlife and compares it to previous experiences, noting the varying levels of craziness.Philosophy of Living in the Moment: Towards the end, there's a reflective discussion on the importance of seizing the day and making the most out of every opportunity, with personal anecdotes and a focus on living life to the fullest. Go Deep! Hosts: Kid A.G. Guest Host: Zaldor https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-goin-deep-show/id475034264 www.goindeepshow.com www.thegds.com studio@goindeepshow.com
Goin’ Deep Show 2110: Insertion Instructions and Other Innuendos
May 3 2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2110: Insertion Instructions and Other Innuendos
This episode kicks off with a lively "nipple flicking" session to turn up the headlights, leading into a series of  mishaps involving misplaced insertions and sliding attempts gone awry. A musical salute that hits quite literally. The discussion veers into the deep end with tales of high stakes, personal revelations, and debates over life's pressing questions about relationships, attraction, and age. It's an episode packed with some deep dives that only The Goin' Deep Show can blast in your face.   Highlights: Nipple Flicking to Start Things Off: Kid A.G. flicks the switch (and apparently some nipples) to get the energy flowing.  Insertion Chaos: A technical debacle turns into an uproarious game of “slide it in," where practically everything and anything is ripe for sliding. Beware of the depth and watch for the cracks!Musical Mayhem: Amidst the chaos, a musical salute takes a face-smashing turn. What song was that?  The Rooster's Revelations: Special guest, The Rooster stirs the pot with tales of high stakes and flannel fiascos.Deep Thoughts with Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona: From contemplating the dangers of young temptation to pondering life’s perpetual sliding doors, our hosts delve deep. Maybe too deep?Off-the-Rails Advice: What starts as a philosophical discussion about age and attraction derails into a spirited debate on life choices and face-sitting propositions. Yes, you read that right. Go Deep! Hosts: Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona Guest: The Rooster https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-goin-deep-show/id475034264 www.goindeepshow.com www.thegds.com studio@goindeepshow.com
Goin' Deep Show 2107: Dutch Rudders & Friendships
Apr 12 2024
Goin' Deep Show 2107: Dutch Rudders & Friendships
Ladies and Gentlemen, and those who just refuse to decide, fasten your seatbelts and secure your headphones for another rollercoaster ride on the S.S. Inappropriateness, brought to you by The Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona, the dynamic duo whose friendship is so confusing it might just need its own Facebook relationship status. In today’s episode, they dive into a treasure trove of topics that could either solve insomnia or be used by the CIA for enhanced interrogation. Episode Highlights: The Beverage Mix-Up: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s... coffee mixed with White Claw?! Yes, folks, The Kid has officially given up on life and now resorts to this unholy concoction to keep the podcast as jittery as a squirrel in a nut factory.Masturbation and Madonna Logos: If you thought Madonna was the queen of controversy, wait till you hear The Kid and Fiona debate the finer points of mutual masturbation without making eye contact. This is what happens when you drink coffee and White Claw, folks.Existential Dating Crises: Listen as The Kid reflects on his dry spell and contemplates entering a monastery, while Fiona puzzles over whether Dutch Ruddering qualifies as a team sport.Welcome to the Thunderdome of Profanity: If your sensibilities are as delicate as a Victorian lady at a death metal concert, this may not be the episode for you. The language is saltier than a pretzel in the Dead Sea, with creative uses of expletives that would make a sailor blush.The Accidental Friendship Therapy Session: Is it possible to be just friends without the world imploding? The Kid and Fiona navigate this minefield with all the grace of a hippo in a china shop, proving that men and women can be friends – or at least co-hosts who regularly scandalize their listeners. Listener Warning: This episode is packed with fucked up shit that might make you spit out your beverage – hopefully not the White Claw-coffee nightmare. Recommended for those who enjoy humor that’s darker than a black hole with an emo complex.
Goin’ Deep Show 2105: Ghetto Fabulousness Elevator Escapades
Mar 29 2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2105: Ghetto Fabulousness Elevator Escapades
In this episode of the Goin' Deep Show, join the  Kid and Fiona as they dive into a discussion filled with the rawest, most unadulterated tales yet. From a comedic debacle involving dog vomit triggered by a fart to candid confessions of social faux pas at film festivals, no topic is off-limits in this unabashed conversation. Ghetto Fabulous Drinks:The episode kicks off with a refreshing dive into the world of Natty Light, Natty Ice, and the peculiar charm of budget-friendly beers that pack a punch. The Fart That Launched a Thousand Laughs: A hilarious recounting of a TikTok inspired dog-and-fart story sets the tone for the unfiltered discussions to come. Film Festival Faux Pas: Fiona shares the comedic lengths she goes to avoid being socially inappropriate, except when it’s absolutely hilarious to do so. Elevator Encounters: A discussion on the compact drama of elevator confrontations and the comedic gold of concert fights, complete with descriptive pepperoni nipples commentary. Concert Conundrums: Delve into the debate on whether attending concerts is worth the hassle and the extortionate prices, coupled with personal tales of missed opportunities and exhaustion-induced passivity. Relationship Rendezvous: The duo embarks on a vivid journey through dating app disasters, unexpected matches, and the bewildering dynamics of modern relationships. Summer Reflections: Amid the chaos, there’s room for reflection on a summer filled with biking, beach days, and more family-oriented activities - a notable shift from the norm. Questionable Decisions: Awkwardly intimate moments deemed too cold for comfort, hear about adventures that probably won’t make it to any family photo albums. The Kid vs. Social Niceties: A frank discussion on the complexities of friendships, social dynamics, and the Kid’s notorious disdain for societal expectations and unwarranted snark. This episode traverses a wide array of topics with the kind of honesty and humor you’ve come to expect from us. Buckle up for an unfiltered journey through the hilariously human moments of life, underscored by our unique takes on everything from social etiquette to the quirks of relationships.
Goin’ Deep Show 2104: AI-Generated Kink
Mar 22 2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2104: AI-Generated Kink
The Kid and Fiona take listeners through the wonders of FaceTiming etiquette, the artistic potential of AI in generating nudes, and a deep dive into sexual satisfaction and the gender orgasm gap. It's an episode packed with the kind of conversations you'd normally keep to the privacy of your browser's incognito mode.   FaceTiming Fiascos: Discover the joys of creative FaceTiming, where the line between a wholesome call and an impromptu porn shoot gets blurrier than your vision after a night out.AI-Generated Erotica: Marvel at the wonders of artificial intelligence as our hosts explore the potential of AI in creating custom nudes and sexual scenarios. It's like Bob Ross for the pornographically inclined – happy little bushes included.The Orgasm Gap: Delve into the complex world of sexual satisfaction, where the quest for mutual climax is more challenging than convincing a flat-earther the world is round. Fiona and The Kid tackle the tough questions, like "Is sex even worth it if both parties don't come?" Porn Star Ponderings: Ever find a porn star so distracting you can't even enjoy the, uh, plot? Our hosts share their latest finds and the dilemmas of unrealistic O-faces in adult entertainment.The Ideal Clean-Up Crew: In a surprising turn of events, the conversation veers into the practicalities of hiring a cleaner. Because nothing says "erotic podcast" like discussing the going rate for dusting your knick-knacks. Final Thoughts: If you've ever wondered whether your sex life could be improved by technology, or if hiring a cleaner could somehow lead to existential revelations about your possessions, then congratulations – you're our kind of weirdo. Remember, folks, in the grand scheme of things, whether it's orgasms or life's messes, the goal is satisfaction and finding joy in the cleanup." There you have it, an episode that traverses the spectrum from titillating tech talks to pondering the post-coital clean-up. The Goin’ Deep Show continues to push the boundaries of what a podcast can be, all while ensuring you'll never look at AI – or hot dogs – the same way again.
Goin’ Deep Show 2103 Hard Times, Gilfs, and the Virtues of Being a Grandpa
Mar 15 2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2103 Hard Times, Gilfs, and the Virtues of Being a Grandpa
Welcome to "The Goin’ Deep Show," where we dive deep into the abyss of the inappropriate, the unexpected, and sometimes the downright bizarre. In episode 2103, join The Kid and Fiona as they traverse a landscape littered with off-the-wall humor, candid discussions about sex and relationships, and the occasional musical interlude. If you're looking for a podcast that sanitizes the realities of human desire and decorum, you might want to keep scrolling. But if you're game for a rollicking ride through the minds of two unfiltered hosts, you've hit the jackpot.   In this installment, The Kid and Fiona embark on a raucous journey through the trials and tribulations of approaching grandparenthood, exploring the potential career in fetish modeling, and the inevitable decline of rock star vocal cords. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of emotions, from the highs of laughter at the prospect of elbow butt fetishes to the lows of contemplating the impact of distance on familial relationships. Grandparenthood Beckons: The Kid contemplates the bittersweet nature of becoming a "gilf" and the challenges of having grandchildren living far away. It's not about the title; it's about the mileage.Fetish Frontiers: Ever thought elbow butts could be the next big thing in fetish modeling? Neither did we until now. Dive into the entrepreneurial spirit of turning perceived oddities into opportunities.Rock 'n' Roll's Lament: Witness the tragicomic decline of Vince Neil's stage performance, a sobering reminder that time spares no one, not even the most electrifying of rock stars.Iconic Losses: The episode takes a somber turn with the news of Pee-wee Herman's (Paul Reubens) passing, prompting reflections on the icons of our youth and the impermanence of life.Dating Do's and Don'ts: Fiona navigates the treacherous waters of modern dating, dispensing wisdom on the importance of reading profiles and the red flags of too-soon bedroom talk.   Final Thoughts: Whether you're here for the laughs, the life lessons, or the sheer unpredictability of each episode, "The Goin’ Deep Show" delivers. Episode 2103 serves as a poignant reminder that amidst the absurdity of daily life, there are moments of clarity, introspection, and, most importantly, the opportunity to laugh at oneself and the world around us. So, embrace your inner gilf, question your elbow's aesthetic potential, and remember—life's too short to take too seriously. For those about to dive into the deep end with us, we salute you. Episode 2103 of The Goin’ Deep Show is not just a podcast episode; it's a rollercoaster ride through the human psyche, peppered with inappropriate jokes, heartfelt moments, and the kind of banter that would make a sailor blush. Fasten your seatbelts—it's going to be a bumpy night.
Goin’ Deep Show 2102: Unicorns, Burps, and How Not to Be a Turd
Mar 8 2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2102: Unicorns, Burps, and How Not to Be a Turd
In this episode, The Kid and Fiona embark on a no-holds-barred exploration of life's most pressing issues: from the perpetual adolescence of frat boys to the mysteries of adult relationships and the etiquette of farting in polite company. Strap in for a ride through the minds of two people who have the unique ability to make you question everything you thought you knew about maturity, love, and whether fish can burp. Highlights Include: The Quest for Eternal Youth: Dive deep into the philosophical musings of never growing up, courtesy of a college coach living the dream. Spoiler alert: it involves questionable life choices.Unicorns Among Us: Explore the mythical world of perfect relationships and why we're all secretly waiting for someone to realize we're as rare and magical as unicorns. Expect detours into the nature of baggage and why it's the only constant in the dating world.The Farting Conundrum: Engage in a spirited debate on the societal implications of burping and farting. Are these natural bodily functions to be celebrated, or should they be hidden away like a shameful secret? Fiona and The Kid weigh in, and their opinions might surprise you (or not).Dating Disasters: Take a walk on the wild side with tales of dating mishaps, including photobombing exes and the pitfalls of trying to find love in a world full of short, tiny pieces of shit.What's on Tap: Because no episode would be complete without a discussion of what's fueling the madness. Discover the joys of Truly Fruit Punch Hard Seltzer and why bike rides are better with a buzz. Final Thoughts: If you've ever wondered whether you're the only adult who doesn't have their shit together, this episode is for you. Join The Kid and Fiona as they navigate the absurdities of adult life with humor, irreverence, and a touch of wisdom (accidental, of course). Remember, we might all be unicorns in a world full of donkeys, but at the end of the day, it's better to be a whole turd than a tiny piece of shit. Listen, if you're expecting a traditional podcast experience, you've clearly taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. "The Going Deep Show" is where logic goes to die and fun comes to thrive. It's a judgment-free zone, unless, of course, you're short and tiny. In that case, you might want to sit this one out.
Goin’ Deep Show 2101: Butt Sniffs, Bike Wrecks, and Bad Romance
Mar 1 2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2101: Butt Sniffs, Bike Wrecks, and Bad Romance
The Kid and Fiona take listeners on an escapade through the wilds of human curiosity, auditory fetishes, and the perils of modern dating. Strap in for a ride that zigzags from the tactile pleasures of a finger in the butt to the existential dread of receiving an unsolicited micro-penis picture, all while trying to navigate the cacophonous world of online dating. Highlights Include: Butt Sniffing Beginnings: The philosophical musings on how a simple act of posterior exploration can lead to an avalanche of unexpected, and often unwelcome, adventures.Soundscapes and Scenery: An ambitious foray into the world of ambient sounds leads our hosts down a path of crowd cheers, hospital ambiance, and the triumphant misuse of an ambulance sound effect.Biking Misadventures: A seemingly innocent bike ride turns into a rescue mission for a scooter-riding, pint-sized person who bit the dust in spectacular fashion. This segment explores the anatomy of a disaster, the confusion between an ambulance and ambiance, and the merits of lying still when you're bleeding from the head.The Tower of Power(lessness): A recount of drinking escapades in a tower, leading to philosophical reflections on the state of being drunk, the viscosity of blood alcohol levels, and the cosmic joke of trying to pick up a date while oozing bodily fluids.Musical Mayhem in Nature: Discover how Rage Against the Machine can turn a peaceful nature walk into an anarchic romp through the woods, disturbing deer and humans alike.Dating Disasters: Dive deep into the treacherous waters of modern dating, where dick pics are currency, and consent is a concept as elusive as a unicorn in a haystack. Learn how not to impress with tales of genitalia, unsolicited sexual invitations, and the art of ghosting. Final Thoughts: In an episode that covers everything from heroic interventions on bike trails to the existential crisis induced by the online dating scene, The Goin’ Deep Show proves once again that it is the quintessential guide to navigating the absurdity of human existence with humor, irreverence, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Join us next time, where we'll explore whether clitty titties can save the world or if we're doomed to be smothered by the soft serve turds of fate. Remember, folks, in the world of The Goin’ Deep Show, every episode is an adventure, every sound a symphony, and every conversation a chance to plunge into the depths of the delightfully deranged. Tune in, turn up, and Go Deep.
Goin’ Deep Show 2096: The Curious Case of DJ Jizzy Jeff the Neck Nuzzler
Jan 23 2024
Goin’ Deep Show 2096: The Curious Case of DJ Jizzy Jeff the Neck Nuzzler
Ladies and gents, boys and girls, it's time to buckle up and dive deep into the jizzy world of The Goin Deep Show. The Breakdown The Ducky Madness: We kick off with our host Kid AG, diving into a duck-themed delirium.  Apparently, ducks are the new cats, and Fiona the crazy duck lady now.The Black Kayoga Conundrum: A tragic duck noir, where one of Fiona’s black kayogas meets its untimely demise. Dark meat's on the menu, but who's the culinary criminal?  Encounter with the Mysterious Black Lady: Kid encounters a woman as enigmatic as a shadow in the moonlight. It's like a scene from a spy movie, but with more awkward flirting and less suave James Bond.Barfly Adventures and Ethnic Mixology: The crew heads to Barfly, the United Nations of bars. If you're looking for a multicultural mishmash with a side of salsa, this is your spot.Scrub Love and Accidental Gizz: In a twist that no one saw coming, Fiona finds herself in a bizarre romance with a scrub-wearing Romeo. Spoiler alert: It's more cringe than Casanova.Movie Night and Unwanted Cuddles: What starts as a chill movie night turns into a cringe-fest of unsolicited cuddling and neck nozzling. Who needs horror movies when you have real-life awkwardness?The Jizzy Jeff Saga: In a plot twist that no one – and I mean no one – asked for, our story takes a turn into the surreal world of DJ Jizzy Jeff. It's a tale of unrequited love, unexpected jizz.The Myspace Mystery Man: Flashback to a Myspace encounter that goes from zero to naked in 60 seconds. It's like a time machine to the early 2000s, but with more nudity and less dial-up internet.The Giz-near Miss: We end on a high note with a tale of a giz-near miss. It's a story of embarrassment, bar hopping, and the kind of regret that only comes from a night out in crazy town. Go Deep.
Goin' Deep Show 2082: The Mutual Masturbation Extravaganza
Oct 4 2023
Goin' Deep Show 2082: The Mutual Masturbation Extravaganza
Because Friendship Knows No Bounds Hey, if you're not down for some good ol' fashioned mutual self-love with your buddies, then what are you even doing here? This episode of the Goin' Deep Show is a crash course in the art of synchronized self-pleasure. Fiona might've left some, ahem, "love stains" on her bed, and we're not holding back on the sex toy action. Fiona's got the lowdown on where to park that vibrator during your next romp. Kid's catching heat, not for being a crappy friend, but for being a stellar one. Go figure. And if you're a fan of unhinged morons, you're in for a treat. We've even got a movie review that's as fair and balanced as a tightrope walker on a bender. So grab your best bud and your go-to lube, and let's Go Deep. The Nitty-Gritty Timeline 1:00 - Movie talk! We're dissecting Movie 65 like a frog in biology class.2:00 - Marilyn Monroe flick with Anna De Armas. Spoiler: She's a smoke show.3:00 - Gal Gadot: Wonder Woman or just a wonderful woman? You decide.4:00 - Little Mermaid Remake: Because Hollywood's fresh outta ideas.5:00 - Your face: It's not a Picasso, but it'll do.6:00 - Cleanup time, and we ain't talking about your search history.7:00 - Bar Hopping: The game where everyone's a loser.8:00 - A touch that's as innocent as a nun in a cucumber field.9:00 - Last time you got threatened: A trip down memory lane.10:00 - You crashed on my couch, and all I got was this lousy episode.11:00 - The Kama Sutra of Masturbation: Positions you didn't know you needed.12:00 - Where's my midget voice? Size doesn't matter, folks.13:00 - Red Devil: Still the go-to drink for bad decisions.14:00 - Simplicity: Because life's already a circus.15:00 - Don't get it on with each other, just yourself. Trust me, it's easier.16:00 - You jazzed on my foot: The beginning of a beautiful friendship.17:00 - The afterglow of mutual masturbation: It's enlightening.18:00 - Tug those balls like you're trying to start a lawnmower.19:00 - Go polish the rocket
Goin' Deep Show 2080: Fiona, the Matchmaker from Hell
Sep 14 2023
Goin' Deep Show 2080: Fiona, the Matchmaker from Hell
Buckle up, folks. In this episode, we expose Fiona as the world's worst matchmaker. Yeah, she introduced The Kid to one of her "work friends," and let's just say, it' was probably a bad idea gone right. We dive into the twisted art of new lady pals, and spoiler alert: it's not the humans, it's the damn couches that are to blame. Fiona plays Mother Teresa, tucking everyone in with blankets like it's a damn slumber party. At one point, she even suggests The Kid should crash in her bed. Oh, and let's not forget the tale of everyone's favorite midget almost getting a Glock facial. We cover the essentials: aim your load, party like a rockstar, and leave your mess for someone else to clean. All this and more, right by the pond where sanity goes to die. Fiona leaves certain individuals with a warning, but by then, you'll be too hooked to care. Dive in, if you dare. Edgy Timeline 1:00 - Slather your balls in peanut butter, 'cause why not?2:00 - Bar hopping and Bell's Brewery: A love story3:00 - You're the whole damn package, and don't you forget it4:00 - Hot mustard Doritos: The snack of champions or chumps?5:00 - Fiona's chair: The real culprit behind bad decisions6:00 - When the room temperature rises, so do your regrets7:00 - Blame the couch, the enabler of awkward human Tetris8:00 - Sneak in, but don't expect a warm welcome, just cold steel9:00 - Star-crossed idiots or a match made in chaos?10:00 - From zero to busted: The art of getting caught11:00 - Lips, hips, and other tips for a steamy night12:00 - Crabby Patties: Google it, skeptics13:00 - Family time vs. sexy time: The eternal struggle14:00 - Nostalgia for the days of yard work and zero responsibility15:00 - Adulting: The horror movie you can't escape16:00 - The aftermath: A sea of empty cans and regret17:00 - How much of a disaster zone did we leave?18:00 - Bonfires: The forbidden fruit of suburban rebels19:00 - Eat shit and die, but make it poetic
The Big Announcement: Buttplugs and Peter North spray
Jan 13 2023
The Big Announcement: Buttplugs and Peter North spray
Kid and Fiona would like to mark this occasion. We've deciding our voices are worth more than just the air we breathe and are here to announce to everyone about the future of what's happening with this wonderful thing we call The Goin' Deep Show.   After years of giving all you fuckers free audio to keep your earholes filled with nonsense we've decided to take a few steps to make it worth our while.  This may come as a surprise to some of you but putting this show on costs money and more importantly time so we're telling everyone that we're going to hold our voices hostage until you pay the price.   I mean we are still figuring this all out but we're here to disappoint and enrage all of our faithful listeners and supporters by making them pay to hear the luscious sounds of our sultry voices.  Now don't get us wrong we'll still sprinkle in some freebies from time to time but probably just some quick one off bullshit teasers to the real shows but it'll be free nontheless and if you're super fucking cheap that will be enough for you to jerk to and if its not enough you'll pay.  Oh yes you'll pay.  It's not like its going to cost your first born or anything and if you really are a penny pincher we're sorry to hear you suck so bad. So with all that nonsense out the way here's The Kid and Fiona pretty much with the first of the freebies to hit your ear holes. We promise to keep on disappointing our family and friends for all of you who decide to come along for the ride.    We appreciate the support and promise to never improve, stay the same, tell growing up to go fuck itself and still act like gradeschool children who just discovered their private parts.  Thanks and Go Deep.  Kid & Fiona