Schmear Campaign

Sam and Jake

Sam and Jake search for the best bagels in Austin, Texas. New episodes every Sunday. read less
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8: Homemade Arepas (feat. Jose)
2d ago
8: Homemade Arepas (feat. Jose)
Our best friend and podcast artist Jose shares an intimate part of his Venezuelan upbringing with us and teaches us some dang history. Are arepas better than bagels? No. Are they the Venezuelan version of bagels? Maybe. Also Jose schmears us hard.
8: Homemade Arepas (feat. Jose)
2d ago
8: Homemade Arepas (feat. Jose)
Our best friend and podcast artist Jose shares an intimate part of his Venezuelan upbringing with us and teaches us some dang history. Are arepas better than bagels? No. Are they the Venezuelan version of bagels? Maybe. Also Jose schmears us hard.
7: Bully Bagel
Mar 19 2023
7: Bully Bagel
The guys eat the worst bagel in Austin. Boiling is essential. Savory cinnamon rolls?! Are you being secretly converted to Judaism through bagels?
6: Nervous Charlie’s
Mar 12 2023
6: Nervous Charlie’s
The guys finally schmear Nervous Charlie's. Sam goes off on their website. Bagels are our love language. Keep that pH in check y'all.
5: Swedish Hill
Mar 5 2023
5: Swedish Hill
The guys find the best bagel they've had on the campaign. They attempt to kill death by bagel. Jake brings some tough questions with his new segment.
4: Rosen’s Bagels
Feb 26 2023
4: Rosen’s Bagels
Jake and Sam spread love through negativity. Sam needs to work on his social media presence. Rosen's rocks the vibe, but ruins the schmear. The guys find the best smelling bagel in Austin.
3: Wholy Bagel
Feb 19 2023
3: Wholy Bagel
Jake and Sam celebrate a month of schmearing. They destroy Wholy Bagel. Has Death By Bagel gone too far?
2: Casper Fermentables
Feb 12 2023
2: Casper Fermentables
Jake might find his perfect bagel. Sam flip flops like a trout. Is a cinnamon raisin bagel even a bagel? Would you rather freeze to death in a bagel freezer or burn to death in a bagel oven? The campaign rages on.
1: Wham Bam Bagels
Feb 5 2023
1: Wham Bam Bagels
The guys critique their first bagel place. Sam almost sleeps through the pod. Jake schmears Wham Bam. Happy Sunday!
0: Planning the Campaign
Jan 29 2023
0: Planning the Campaign
Sam and Jake plan their bagel quest before starting the Austin Schmear Campaign. They introduce themselves, talk about how they want the show to go, and decide whether or not they're even qualified to do a show about bagels in the first place.