This was recorded in October, and we somehow sensed that we wouldn't get around to releasing it till December so we made it Christmas themed. Prescience? Self knowledge? Whatever you want to call it, Merry Christmas scumbags!

We're coming for the audiophiles this episode. There's something wrong with you lot. Come outside and breathe in some fresh air, soldering all your red and black wires has left you dizzy and confused.  If you want episodes out more regularly, email us at libanislistening@gmail.com  Otherwise, we'll see you at Christmas. Feliz Navidad.

Do you have any experiences with actors? What's their deal? Does anyone have the answers? Can we get Mulder & Scully on the case? Is this whole description going to be filled with questions?  If you have the urge to answer the above questions, can you email us at libanislistening@gmail.com? Why not? Ciao??

Return from a break, except this break was a while ago. We're time travellers, don't worry about it.  Johnny updates us on his exciting new job as a high flying exec in a new field. He's going to get rich and take me travelling. He's promised me this and if he doesn't come through with it, the final episode of this podcast will involve bloody murder.  If you wish to take part in my nascent plans to take down my co-host, email us at libanislistening@gmail.com

The only thing you need to concern yourself with is that it's a Happy Friday. Forget everything else. As long as you've got the spirit of a Happy Friday in your heart, you're all good.  To get more tips and tricks on how to have a Happy Friday, email us at libanislistening@gmail.com

Johnny and I play a music game in this episode where we pretend that we're music producers in films and give each other short scenes that we have to select the music for. We start calmly and then get more ugly as our internal music fascist slowly come out. Peace is restored at the end. Amen. To pray with us, email libanislistening@gmail.com

Well this is a long one. We make no excuses these two storylines are just too juicy to break up. Soz babe. Email us at libanislistening@gmail.com to complain.

Why haven't we uploaded an episode in 2 months? None of your god damn business. Operational security has been applied to this question.  If you've got a problem with that you can email us at libanislistening@gmail.com

I unapologetically took over this episode and just talked about what I wanted to talk about. Am I bullying Johnny? Perhaps. But some would say he deserves it. By some, I mean me.  Tell me off for this by emailing libanislistening@gmail.com

So maybe London is as violent as everyone says it is. Or maybe it isn't. We certainly don't know, we're just speculating. Help us speculate at libanislistening@gmail.com

Why is London the best city in the world? Why is Brighton full of terrible people? What do you do about scary nine year olds? Email us at libanislistening@gmail.com. You know what to do.

Johnny makes some powerful points about astrology. The bit I found interesting was how the thoughtless dismissal of astrology is essentially sexist; would it be treated more respectfully if the majority of people interested in it were men? Email us at libanislistening@gmail.com to tell us your star sign. I'm sure Johnny is curious and will tell us all why a certain star sign being prevalent among our listeners is auspicious.

I don't know what happened in this episode. I must've been feeling very aggressive this day. What an absolutely uncalled for attack on a massive demographic.  According to our analytics a good chunk of our listeners come from one demographic, and I spent most of this episode attacking them. Self sabotage or growing closer by provoking, like a primary school kid? I don't know. Email us at libanislistening@gmail.com to tell me off. I shouldn't have done it.

Just like Usher with his confession series, Johnny ambushes me with questions I wasn't prepared for and digs into my romantic history in this episode, and then somehow we get to talking about polyamory? Anywho, I've been exposed and attacked and I'll be hiding under my blankets for the next week now. For real though, would you have gone up that tree? Am I crazy? To let us know, email us at libanislistening@gmail.com

We usually record a bunch of episodes and release them over time but this one is from a very recent recording which we felt like we had to publish ASAP before it loses its immediacy. It's of course about the Russian invasion of Ukraine, and how I got all emotional about it and had to be talked down by Johnny from running to Kyiv and joining a volunteer legion. We've gotten a bit away from our usual silly segments but it was a worthwhile chat and I'm desperately curious to see how this more sincere, long form amble goes down.

The boys are back in town! Sisters are doing it for themselves! Eye of the tiger! We're taking things to the next level with some of the segments we've discussed and wait for it...sound effects and music stings.   What a time to be alive! If you want to tell us what makes you excited to be alive, email us at libanislistening@gmail.com

We struggle with this one. The easy, breezy confidence of our first venture out has disappeared and now we get to see what we're really made of. This episode is all about the power of names. Nominative determinism and all that. More act of creation, picking a name that will stick to us for years to come! You already have a bit of a spoiler in the podcast title. Enjoy! As always, please send emails and cool creative stuff to libanislistening@gmail.com

Witness the act of creation. Wherein we have a chat to figure out what this podcast is actually going to be - is it a comedy podcast? Culture? Love & life? We have two very different ideas for what kind of podcast we want this to be. Email us at libanislistening@gmail.com so that we can talk to you!