This week is Hell week, literally. We talk clipping through a Sheen, our favorite clown, and Jay "um ackshually's" Dave into a corner.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we get a star studded cast, a multi-panel STD test, and a handful of logistical zombie love questions.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We wonder why more of our clothing doesn't have the "oops I ate too much chips and salsa" belly holes that the Green Knight has on his costume. Is it because Daddy didn't love us enough?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave brings us his favorite way to read a classic: Jackie Chan style. Can cameos save this film are are there too many cooks? Find out today!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We decide what Faygo property Jeremy Renner would be, how many ants would live in a candy house, and Jay begs for a Hansel and Gretel cereal (or is it serial?).   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we try to parse fact from reality in Christmas Evil. Is Santa real? Is he giving mom foreplay for Christmas?! Will Patricia Richardson slap your kids? Find out now!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

In this episode we watch 1991's Showdown In Little Tokyo starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and Tia Carrera. Casey violently rejects Dolph Lundgren, Dave demonstrates his advanced degree in physics, and Jay can't stop obsessing over how they kill the villain. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

The gang watches a Filipino Bond knock-off chocked full of hot girls, hot gadgets, and one too many short jokes for Dave's liking. Can Weng Weng unify the Cinema and rise above it all? (Do you get it Dave? It's a joke about his height.)   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave brings one of the strangest films we've ever watched. A surprise Tarantino is NEVER a good way to start! Dammit Dave!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Kurt Russell is all of our dads in their own imagination, Jay teases the iconic team up that could never be, and we can never watch this film without thinking of Cinemite Ashley!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This month our theme is... whoops, looks like dog ate our homework. On this weeks episode Casey does all the math for Channing Tatum, Dave has semi-appropriate thoughts about Vinnie Jones as a soccer coach, and Jay just wants to know "who the hell is Paul?"   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey ordered a large Jean-Clade Man Daiquiri, Dave can't imagine the grave plots in a throuple, and Jay rocks this month's Mentos moment.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey threatens Dave with Vengeance AND Retaliation if he doesn't like this film, Jay longs for what could have been between Tyson and Van Damme, and the splits drought rages on!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema

The Cinema is robbed another week in a row from seeing the splits. What JCVD lacks in stretching he makes up for in bamboo beatings.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

It's our favorite month of the year! The time where we celebrate our patron saint Jean-Claude Van Damme. This week the gang watches a Van Damme film they haven't seen, Dave compares the film to Pulp Fiction, Jay runs off with his Pulp Fiction Pat Morita crossover, and Casey ignores the boys to talk about foot massages and old lady peeping toms.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Walking Tall makes Casey long for Law & Order: ROCK, Dave sets friendship rules for the peep show, and Jay campaigns to replace all mills with casinos.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watched the Japanese documentary 47 Ronin starring immortal Keanu Reeves. Reeves proves that sometimes the good guys get poked and that, my friends, is the real tragedy.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Win a date with Michelle Pfeiffer: A modern educator dating sim, err, inspiring story! Totally true brah!   Visit us online at:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

With an all-star cast it would be hard to keep this film top secret. While Killer Elite may border on a tall tale, we've only heard legend and rumor of Jason Statham's love interest making it to the end of the movie unscathed.   Visit us online at:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We manage to talk about something other than how beautiful Bill Zane is... but only barely. Last episode of the year and it looks like we will be going into the new year as the same pervs.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema