Join me and my cohost wastedmemory on the CORNDOWN podcast for a quirky exploration of life’s absurdities. From mishaps like missing urine to bizarre encounters with arm-related incidents and peculiar jar collections, we delve into the unexpected twists and turns of everyday existence. Tune in as we share anecdotes and insights into the strange and humorous moments that shape our world. This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join me and wastedmemory on the latest episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle a variety of hotel-related topics, from training new employees to dealing with peculiar guest requests. We delve into the challenges of seating arrangements, explore the boundaries of personal space with “kissing permissions,” and even touch on the unexpected discovery of found items like shoes and keys. Tune in for a mix of humor, storytelling, and the occasional eclipse-related tangent as we navigate the quirks of hotel life. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on this episode of CORNDOWN as we navigate through a series of unusual situations, from making Sprite with unexpected ingredients to dealing with traceable eggs and toxic lightbulbs. Along the way, we encounter surprising twists like lemonade-flavored Big Macs and mysterious hotel bands, all while exploring the quirky side of everyday life. So tune in for some laughs and offbeat stories as we share our latest adventures. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I share bizarre tales from everyday life, from discovering sugar in mouthwash to encountering unexpected bugs in hotel rooms. Joined by snappy bakes and Lux, we delve into the absurdity of situations like unplugged TVs and mysterious mousespiders, offering a humorous take on the quirks of modern living. So tune in as we navigate through strange encounters and odd mishaps, one hilarious story at a time. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of everyday mishaps and challenges, from dealing with an ankle monitor to negotiating a key deal and seeking shade on a hot day. Along the way, we encounter frustrating encounters with towed cars, perplexing interactions with AT&T operators, and amusing anecdotes about renting rooms and cutting bushes. Tune in for a lighthearted exploration of life’s quirks and frustrations. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In the latest CORNDOWN episode, wastedmemory and I explore the chaos of hotel towing mishaps. Explore the hilarity of grease sagas, where slippery situations lead to unexpected outcomes. Brace yourself for the sonic boom adventures, where flat spaghetti and men’s parking zones add to the absurdity. Join the fun as we uncover the mysteries of room robots, with contributions from BreadSandwich, SPLink, Quigly, and Lux. Get ready for a laughter-filled journey through unconventional hotel tales and unexpected twists. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Dive into the latest CORNDOWN episode with wastedmemory and me as we explore the world of hotel antics. Experience the humor in stories like ‘UpsideDown Logo,’ where unexpected twists happen at every turn. From forging and generating peculiar documents to quirky incidents involving McChicken and non-payment escapades, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughter. Join us in the absurdity of ‘The Food Killed Them’ series and partying with Carson. With contributions from Lux and SPLink, this episode promises a hilariously unconventional journey through the peculiar world of hotels and unexpected scenarios. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a new CORNDOWN episode, where we explore everyday situations with a humorous twist. Dive into the humor of “No Smoking” rules as we navigate copyright issues and face challenges like Coke composition. Laugh along with us as we tackle Subway music licensing, discuss the link between crumbs and flirting, and prank our way through animal emergency services. With contributions from BreadSandwich and snappy bakes, this episode promises simple, everyday humor. Tune in for a lighthearted journey through the world of phone calls and unexpected rule twists. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me for a laugh-out-loud journey in this episode of CORNDOWN. We kick off with the challenges of the third floor, encounter the unmistakable smell of cat pee, and explore the quirky world of portable toilets. Along the way, we navigate open loading docks, entertain bored employees, and face the amusing twists of getting a pat down. With contributions from SPLink and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected moments. Tune in for a delightful exploration of vinegar on plants, hotel jousting, and the entertaining tales that make each call a uniquely amusing experience. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a hilarious adventure in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle the quirky world of missing wheels, borrowed transmissions, and the unexpected chaos of elevator nosebleeds. Get ready for the laughs as we explore emergency stop buttons, fire alarm pranks, and the amusing consequences of slightly teleporting. With contributions from SPLink, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and surprising turns. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, fake wrestling holes, and the offbeat tales that make each call a uniquely entertaining experience. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a humorous and quirky journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we tackle calculator conundrums, room descriptions, and the antics of Brian Style. Join us as we encounter friendly squirrels, chicken orders in Kosovo, and the peculiar art of making soup in bed. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, IceCat, Edmund, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, bad-smelling food, and the unique tales that make each call a memorable and entertaining experience. powered by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a poolside adventure with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we dive into the intricacies of QR codes, pool boys, and atmospheric pressure arguments. Join us as we navigate the challenges of high water pressure, bathroom attendants, and the sound business plan behind it all. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of found keys, illegal room gambling, and the curious tales that make each call a unique and entertaining experience. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! It’s time for an unconventional journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore a series of peculiar calls that range from bone fragments and leftover bones to the unexpected discovery of illegal substances. Dive into the curious world of parking lot car washing, speech insurance, and the enigmatic concept of a “toilet baby.” With creative contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, and Akspa, this episode promises a blend of humor and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful exploration of the unexpected moments that make each call a unique and entertaining experience. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a journey through a series of quirky calls in this episode of CORNDOWN. We explore the mysteries of women’s toilet paper, decode alarm clock instructions, and even encounter the enigma of the mode button. Dive into the humorous tales of room checks, air fresheners, and the art of finding car keys. With contributions from BoJack, Devon Anustart, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of hotel escapades, spite tows, and the peculiarities of borrowing hoses. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a comedic journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we unravel a series of amusing calls that range from the absurdity of free kids to the complexities of fake relationships. Join us in exploring the chaos of bringing the whole family, navigating employee rumors, and the peculiar world of wallet rewards. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Lux, and more, this episode promises a mix of laughter and unexpected twists. Tune in for a delightful exploration of being on TV, blimps, close physical contacts, and the humorous escapades that make each call a unique adventure. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I embark on a series of hilarious escapades, from cartboy kidnapping and wrong locations to slam dunks in unexpected places. Join us as we navigate the oddities of taking home a cart, jamming out in bathrooms, and the unique challenges of eating in parking lots. With contributions from snappy bakes and SPLink, this episode promises a mix of laughter and absurdity. Tune in for a delightful journey through the misadventures of wrong Arby’s locations, employee showers, and the unexpected twists that make each call a humorous surprise. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the art of giving boosts and delve into the peculiar world of dog breeds and looking like a dog. Join us as we navigate missing mailboxes, festive encounters with Santa, and creative attempts to reach windows with chairs. With contributions from SPLink, snappy bakes, Jimmy Deans, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor and imaginative exploration. Tune in for a quirky journey through sandwich adventures, interrupted moments, and the unexpected surprises of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! This is the majority of the New Years special show wastedmemory and I did 12/23-1/24. Special thanks to Dwight for collaborating with us. We recorded for 7 1/2 hours. Most of it is here. Expect empty rings and hold music. Sorry. Dwight will have a more edited version produced at some point, i think. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Embark on a tech-infused journey with wastedmemory and me in this episode of CORNDOWN, as we explore the intricacies of floor updates, police late passes, and backend changes. Discover the challenges of being stuck in various places, from bags to trash cans, and even desks. Join us in navigating the amusing world of WiFi porn, mustache thieves, and Christmas services. With contributions from SPLink, BoJack, Matthew4, JimmyDeans Guy, Akspa, and more, this episode promises a blend of humor and the imaginative minds behind these unique and tech-savvy conversations. Tune in for a quirky exploration of the unexpected moments in everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com

This show is made possible by donations from listeners like you. If you enjoy what you hear, please consider donating at https://www.patreon.com/dragonmere ! Join wastedmemory and me on a wild ride in this episode of CORNDOWN, where we explore the chaos of parking lot parades, navigate the complexities of crazy ex-girlfriends, and even face the challenge of throwing squirrels. Delve into the unexpected world of public drinking, buying customers’ cars, and the familiar sound of the Arby’s bell. With contributions from snappy bakes, CrieFaux, SPLink, and more, this episode promises a mix of humor, unpredictability, and the creative minds behind these unique conversations. Tune in for an entertaining journey through the strange and amusing moments of everyday life. brought to you by rogueserver.com