Free Philistines (on Monday only) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

I like it like that --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

One of the us takes our rightful place on the world’s stage. About time too if you ask me (the one who hasn’t taken their rightful place on the world’s stage, that would be arrogant obvs) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Lads on tour. Going to be mega. Wall to wall flange and will be even better once that moping pansy with purple hair fucka off home early. LEGENDSSSSSSSAAS! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

We don’t even know what happened to our lord and saviour. SHAME ON US!!!!! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

One does not have to be either casting or having stones cast upon them. The stone is not complicit in direction thrown or aware of the pain it causes. In another time the same stone will be cast for a different reason against new flesh. Morality is not absolute, it ebbs and flows but bones are rigid and remain broken. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

The man may try, but he will never succeed. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Stand up if you hate the other team! Two Russian soldiers underneath a tank: B-U-M-M-I-N-G --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Peek A Boooooooooo! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Valhalla can be a cell as much as a field. Imprisonment is a state of mind and they ask you to shackle yourself by encouraging self radicalisation of normal thoughts. Send us money. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s still two blokes talking --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

A: Shallow --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

https://www.patreon.com/PranksandFirth --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Please support the goodies. Them baddies can fuck right off - CORRECT? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

I’m editing this week and the world is round and vaccines work…. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

It’s a cultural high water mark. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Is ultimately nothing --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

Your mums teeth are late. https://www.paypal.me/PranksandFirth?locale.x=en_GB send us money --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

No it’s not you Irish tit, we talking like a mo-fo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message

There’s a bite taken out of the mince pie, a nibble from the carrot and the Brandy glass is half empty! What’s that under the tree? A GIFT! It feels light. It’s so light it must be made out of sound! It’s shaped like a load of bollocks. I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! It’s the audio file of the Christmas PAF special! What’s better than that? I’ll tell you what….the video version over on the Patreon you tight fisted cunt. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/pranksandfirth/message