At some point in the 1970s, an American named John Swigart changed his name to Aajonus Vonderplanitz, insisted he had a PhD, and started writing books insisting that people should eat raw meat exclusively. Then he died. Later, a group of redditors started r/rawprimal, where the #1 rule is "You cannot give advice that Aajonus didn't already give first." The result is what is very possibly the dumbest group of motherfuckers we've ever covered on this show. This episode, The F Plus observes The Moldy Berry Protocol.

Jo Joe Skies started a forum. On that forum is a single thread. That thread has 300,000 replies. If we exclude the posts made by bots, each and every post is Jo Joe Skies replying to himself with a new important message. What kind of things does Jo Joe Skies post? Well, if I told you the forum's color scheme is yellow on cyan, does that give you an idea? This week, can The F Plus live with you? Can The F Plus move in with you right away?

Okay, so here's the premise: Neal sent us a document of Magicakal Recipes from Plentiful Earth, and Smallest Sasquatch sent us a document annoying nerd reference recipes from various blogs. And while each of those selections are irritating on their own right, we decided to see what would happen if we did both of them at once. This week, the F Plus needs to apologize to Turkey.

While the internet has made us more interconnected, the world remains a massive place. And travel is a way to build a greater understanding of The Human Condition: To live among others in unfamiliar settings and experiences, you can learn more about yourself, and grow to be a more compassionate and empathetic person. Like, hypothetically. Or you could just go on Trip Advisor and write a poem about getting drunk in Cabo San Lucas. Your call. This week, The F Plus is all DIRTNASTY.

One night, Lemon and four ridiculists read a document made entirely from stories from Not Always Right which were tagged as "inspirational". Then (six months later), Lemon and four other ridiculists read the exact same document. This episode is the result of those two recordings. This week, The F Plus is releasing our 400th episode which means we have to show up two hours early and get thrown right into the mix with no time to sit down and make a cup.

We're only one episode away from our 400th episode, and we're gonna spend it on the quadfecta of tumblr, reddit, fandom and deviantart. Today, we're looking at the Reality Shifting community - people who are certainly not dreaming (oh no no no), but they're using their own positive intentions to transform themselves into a completely different and better world (like the kind where you have an orange), while your clone body does all the chores your mom keeps bugging you about. This week, The F Plus also likes the pop culture thing you like. Enjoy!

The term "Lightworker" describes a person who.... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... so uh, let's see, there's energy? And there's injustices in the world? Okay, it's not really clear, but the thing we've learned is that there's a community of people who call themselves lightworkers whose have no purpose other than to give a purpose to other lightworkers who have no purpose. Is that clear? This week, The F Plus bought tickets to see Horny n' Sleepy.

Replika is a service that provides AI-powered "artificial companion" chatbots to sad and lonely redditors, who then will immediately try to use it to talk about Harry Potter and indulge in their fetishes. They will then opine about the nature of consciousness, and the results aren't great. This week, The F Plus is taste so gooding.

While their name might confuse you, the NoPoo community is actually dedicated to abstinance from the use of shampoo. They have all realized that by not using any cleaning product in their hair, they will all end up with hair that is healthy, luxuriant, and beautiful. So their only question: Why is my hair thinning, waxy and smelly? This week, The F Plus is tried for warcrimes at the Showerhaig.

The Anal Only Lifestyle is a community where heterosexual men who only like one thing can overshare about their hyperspecific sexual fantasies, brag about how great their lives are going, and opine about the futility of the female vagina. It gets real gross real fast, but if you make it to the end there will be quite a bit of poetry! This week, The F Plus needs to prepare you for a shareholder meeting.

The promise of the website Spells of Magic is very compelling: Over 16,000 spells to help you do things like turn into a dragon, make friends with a dragon, look like a dragon, or be a mermaid (who is also a dragon). And while that all sounds great, Tadashi and Nekoshema are in the comments and... well, they've got bad news for you. This week, The F Plus buys tickets to see Dub Mumbledoor.

While potentially obscure, Natural Body Magic is an oblique and unhelpful term which describes a specific fetish for the removal and displacement of various body parts which then go on to live separate and individual lives with their own consciousness. The people in this fetish community will insist that the whole "cutting a person up" obsession isn't indicative of anything, so... let's consider this episode a counterargument. This week, The F Plus reads all of Victor's favorite sentences.

When looking for writing advice, who better to ask than the helpful Redditors at r/fantasywriting? That is a rhetorical question, don't bother answering it. This 👏 week 👏 The 👏 F 👏 Plus 👏 doesn't 👏 use 👏 commas 👏👏👏

The formalized lottery exists in most of the United States and lottery tickets are purchased at a rate of more than $100 billion a year, yet when it comes to the matter of actually winning the lottery, we're supposed to believe it's all random chance? Surely the people at Lottery Post know better; It's a forum where people share lottery numbers and lottery number systems, and we can confirm the numbers totally work, except for the whole "winning the lottery part", but other than that, they're great. This week, 4.

Well, it seems we haven't explored all the ways that Reddit can encourage its own userbase to cause irrepairable harm to their own bodies and minds in the pursuit of sexual gratification, so let's continue our journey with r/estim; It's a subreddit for "Anything Erotic Electro Stimulation", and a place to watch people make their own lives worse on purpose. This week, The F Plus has some work for a very desperate notary public.

The subreddit of r/CreepyEncounters is a place where redditors post true stories of lived experiences that are disurbing, strange, paranormal, or somehow otherworldly. I mean, ostensibly. In our experience, the stories are dubious, meandering tangents of fictional self-inserts that frequently fail to meet the definition of "story". But if you were looking for a preamble of what an allyway is, you're in the right place. This week, The F Plus wanted mythological beats, but Socretes is just a man.

We just learned that Bubblegum Fetish is a thing, so we're going on a world tour. After learning a bit more about the fetish, we're spending a considerable amount of time with a man who needs to fulfill his very particular fetish in an Amsterdam brothel, then it's over to Girls Ask Guys before we buy some ABC gum and then finally close out with an erotic story that surprisingly has actual sex in it. This week, The F Plus gets arrested trying to smuggle Super Bubble into Schiphol.

This episode is all about medbeds. So what is a medbed? Well, first of all it isn't a bed, so let's just get that out of the way right now. It's possibly an MLM scheme, or maybe it's a bucket, but sometimes it's a mobile phone app that takes a picture of your bed, which may or may not prevent and cure all diseases. Do you have any questions? Great, so do we. In fact, this episode is mostly us asking questions. This week, The F Plus learns the true meaning of Technotronic's Pump Up The Jam.

I really don't know how the people of royalcello dot website toolbox dot com found each other, but they've found each other. And all of the posters here believe in a single inalienable right: The Right To Rule, or rather, to be ruled, sometimes by royalcello himself who gets very testy if you say anything unkind about Charles III. Look, none of the people featured in this episode know much (if anything) about The Monarchy, but they do know they like it, and at least one of them knows The Hapsburgs belong in Spain. This week, The F Plus wants Catherine The Great to sit on our face.

This episode is about pee fans such as fannywatcher, uniloo, Wet Man J, Iron Bladderman, Greedy Needy Girl, P155wet, girlwipes, Slick Gracey, Miss Piss, wet wulf, Al Fresco, and MegaPoop Tech. I'm just writing down those usernames because I found them all very funny. This week, The F Plus learns the term for a manager who is somehow also a woman.