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3d ago
Bermuda Longs is Episode 38 of 2024
But not that long. The opposite of short(s). Show Notes Island report The Swizzle Pastel Richy Rich Beach after beach Karaoke on the seas Ralph George advice Diamond face Eyes Staind Insurance? Hanky Memories (fading) Heroes Opening Boatening Day. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
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3d ago
Bermuda Longs is Episode 38 of 2024
But not that long. The opposite of short(s). Show Notes Island report The Swizzle Pastel Richy Rich Beach after beach Karaoke on the seas Ralph George advice Diamond face Eyes Staind Insurance? Hanky Memories (fading) Heroes Opening Boatening Day. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Mar 23 2024
Post-Parade
Post-Parade is Episode 37 of 2024 Show Notes: On Finally, Meeting, Zaldor ... aka Zoltron / Zoltar King of the Hill People! All of us podcast coming soon? Most fun in a while LSF (dumped) in the da house Strip club memories Butt plug mixup Smaller house Iron Claw People suck 'zon shopping addiction MSA likes this! Sexxxy Three Dog Night Cruise prep No prob with needles Diddlin' and note makin' Lume 'n' Mando Nut rash Good puss Aloe to go? (It was Monday and took a while to edit, sorry)😊 Country concert for LSF Easter ham plans Beans are part of the miracle Zaldor inspiration (thanks bro). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Mar 12 2024
Friday Juice is Episode 36 of 2024
We were on a roll. Now we haven't been on in a month! But you must miss us. And the show notes. There ain't none today. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Feb 5 2024
Episode 35 with Guppy 2 and Electric Eel is Solitaire
Show notes: Pity balls Botched Gay Eight-point harness AITA (Am I The Asshole?) - Dump Discussion Work Son stories Gorilla v. Snakes Mexican snake Harambe Raccoons at dinner Rabbit legs Dead chicken (lots of animal topics today) JW The eagle has landed WOW The cardboard box LSF leaves the podcast LSF comes back Closing segment also returns: Words of Wisdom with an example of that Mean fine singing at the end. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Feb 3 2024
We R the World
Show Notes: LSF squeaking That Netflix doc - great new artists to emerge since? Old people stories Goals Karaoke Dreams Memes curator Guppy No. 2 and Stingray coming soon Pizza shame Feud Capote Swans thing Crown foreign stuff Shake my mouse Calendars Stupid apps Walmart prank Vacation shame Internships G'bye. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Jan 21 2024
What is a Purse Even For?
Huh?? Welcome to the new year - but it's too late to say that any more Recap of end of 2023 Rockin' New Year's Eve Suits and Sparkle New Year's Day Party Aftermath The Landshark Mr. Fix It (Hardly) What is Guppy No. 2's boyfriend name? On the show?? Can-cuuun Sandwich shopping Google Maps and back roads and Snow Storms and almost dying Torte can be big Shoutout to Gen Xers Shut the door in the morning MSA Hankies and The Silent Generation (yup) Satchel of Shame Weirdos who watch "Botched" Outro ... Thanks for listenin' *** --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Nov 21 2023
You could die on the toilet take 2
http://mrsharkattack.blogspot.com/2023/11/you-could-die-on-toilet-episode-32-of.html --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Oct 17 2023
The Wallet
It's in my back pocket. Don't worry ... Show Notes: LSF mean to poor ol' MSA Polish trip LSF mad Skimpy on the sausage Separation Cleanup Summer over Fall wet MSA old We Olds Pumpkin farm for adults? Porn maze! Salon gossip Missing Maine Dick Clark in the city Zoltar returns Xtina Boating review Sunday chillin' --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Sep 30 2023
Dirty Thirty
Show Notes to this fine episode 30 of 2023: Talkin' to the kids next door Halloween Idiots Maine Lobster sex (this part is wrong, sorry) Dressing for Dinner Covid shots suck Doggie Cheating on MSA The View Deerin' Hell's Half Mile ATM again Pickpocket! Let the air in! Karaoke with spaceman? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Sep 3 2023
No Go Zone
No Go Zone is Episode 29 of 2023 Show notes: Camper sold Camping memories Whitecaps Peed in the bottle Test bottle Poof Pee and the tea Plants and weeds Two things Bathrooms Laundry-versy Scripts Karaoke with Zaldor? Booze sales Early shows please MSU Tooth pickin' WOWisdom Unicycle v. 747 I never asked. For the record. Off limits. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Aug 22 2023
Thong Twins
Thong Twins is Episode 28 of 2023 --- Show notes: Elvis Whiskey Drain Flies Joan Jett 20ish years later Motorboatin' Nice shitter No pubes on LSF? Pegging explained BJs explained Rim Job? Sunglasses on Clear bags / Prison wallet Thong thong thong thong thong Sloppy Chris Dicks after dark Grapefruit Anal after 50 Prostate lesson Words of Wisdom on dealing with your kids when they get older :) Smokin' daze. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Aug 16 2023
Little Butterball
Show notes is here: Weeks are slow, weekends are shortWork From HomeLooking forward to The LotusThe Santa ClauseMore on pink lemonadeTicksVisiting other states (Martha's Vineyard is in Massachusetts)Van Halen TributeMSA is a Pen ClickerBelly Flop!PillsburyFat DinerWe don't walk in Michigan. Get in your car!New house?Tasty treatsSportsHaircutsFat as can beCamping kidHow to please this woman. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Aug 6 2023
Country Mouse
Episode 26 of 2023 is Country Mouse Show Notes: Bud Zero Wild Night Turkey Wild Woods Rogering Rich Barbie review Hooters Air review Silver Spoons The Great Wall Joan Jett is not Pat Benatar MacGyver Tuesday? Shit in the hallway Boat. Camper. Clear. Out. Sentimental webinar MSA appreciates LSF. Every. Day. Turkey on the menu! Reading Rainbow. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Aug 1 2023
Zack Attack
Episode 25 of 2023 It's not just the name of a Saved By the Bell band. Sh'notes: Pull my finger Eyelashes Green eyes LSA listens to lots of podcasts Cysts Chuck and the Freak is funny If the Shoe Fits: A modern-day Cinderella Shattered Sparks Fly Sbarro! Lita Ford rocked Dokken not so much Boating playlist was bad ass ... Fish name for Zack? Pork Stew Making fun of milk and peanut butter. Not fair. Lemonade is a baby drink Meat sauce WOW: Footy socks. Blisters. Ankle probs. How to choose? Does no judgment (without an e) mean no leering? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Jul 24 2023
Beans
E 24 of '23 is Beans Recorded outside, again, with the birds. And the beans. Show Notes: Flowers on my cucumbers Boaters v. Boaters Ground beef threats The salmon pan Baked beans Cutting Edge Barbie for the clicks The fan Laurel and Hardy update Talkin' in my sleep Season 3 of AHS and Stevie Nicks George Michael documentary (ies?) 38 Special (Don Barnes and Donnie Van Zant, damnit) Neighborhood cat Words of Wisdom (LSF reading too many of MSA's notes). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Jul 15 2023
Honk Honk
E of 23 is Honk Honk as you'll see Show notes: Honk honk She does like The Carrot Be more upbeat Senior pics Cookies in the tin Stan and Ollie (MSA thinks it was in high school now) New bathrooms Watchin' The View with LSF Standing Desk advice He he he Awesome parents MSA The Morning Person Dinner bell And just like that ... The Bear Streaming cliffhangers Boomer rant Words of Wisdom LSF advice to MSA After-show banter bonus. Thanks for listening ... --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Jul 10 2023
Dirty and Violent
Dirty and Violent is Episode 22 of 2023 Rainy day Saturday is your lucky day - Show notes: Rained, forgot the Cat Box MSA not a fan of little dogs. Nope Boater's Beach and the ladder Old not mold Water shoes, baby LSF bummed out Ol' Bruisy Silly Putty Teeth Hockey dentist Ever look at someone else's teeth or hands? Hmm Smut! I Love Rock 'n' Roll Lita Ford Wednesdays in the Park Saladz Burp Secret Soup Recipe. With ketchup. White ghetto. Biden is as sharp as a crayon Political tangent Obsessing over the weather World Wide Live Something special bonus double War Stories Words of Wisdom (twice). --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Jul 2 2023
The Gooch
Epi 21 of 2023 *** Show notes: Lady Starfish breaks the rules Amazon Christmas Netflix frustrations How long before we're too old for tech? We're over the fireworks, but the Big Wheel race was sweet Hairball John shoutout Rock concert report Gen X Afternoon Activities Movie prediction comes true Hurricane Guppy No. 1 MSA wakes up late for the first time ever More finger waggin' MSA is so imperfect - but please rinse out that bowl Camel Cash and Marlboro buck memories Les is More The perenium Nose hair trimmer Eyelash grower Yellow buoy Words of Wisdom for summer cocktails. Cock. Tails *** --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Jun 28 2023
How to F*ck a Fat Guy
in a good way. Show notes: Size 24 Collin the pool kid 10 beers ain't enough Black Mirror Episode 6 not so good Girls and Corpses Magazine (it's tasteful tho) Rundown teasin ... Strap on Sit down How to ... make love ... to a larger man Fupas and Doritos New JLaw movie is fully, um, nude Merkin Useless facts (from Your Mom's House) AI musings - we're safe Sex and the City munchy munch War Stories - Fires II To Go Words of Wisdom on Restaurants. ? Sorry to wimp out on the fuck in the title. fuck. fuck fuck. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message
Jun 25 2023
Fungus Toe
Episode 19 of 2023 is Fungus Toe. Recorded live at the golf course (er, overlooking the golf course). Harkening back to one of our most popular episodes, hoping for extra clicks. Show notes: We're on the road Canada geese sighting Tissues Toenail trimmin' Ladies are listenin' 70% of a man? Dogma Ladies at the pool It's good to be on vacation, damnit Locked out of our VRBO! Dinner with the brother Ghost mead More from the pool No food That was a dry, hot one Couples in the water! Fresh prince In the winter War Stories: Fire (one of many) Word of Wisdom. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/mrsharkattack/message