PODCAST

Hailey Hates Everything

Hailey & Sean McConnell

What's the podcast about? In a nutshell, Sean picks a surprise topic based on something that annoys Hailey. She gets high and joins Sean to laugh about their opinions on said topics, with lots of stories & tangents thrown in for good measure!
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May 25 2021
31 seconds
A Castle For ChristmasSpice Up Your LifeDouble Dune Deep DiveMini-episode: Jammin' It In There!Maroon 5 is Ghost Repellent
Hailey hates haunted dolls!  Grab some popcorn and listen in as Hailey and Sean give you a rundown of the surprisingly entertaining movie "Annabelle: Creation".  Learn what not to do when your house is haunted, how to properly dispose of a haunted doll, and how you can adopt your own creepy doll. Hailey shares what kind of doll she would have her consciousness transferred to, her rules about touching things at thrift stores, and OMG, did Sean buy a haunted doll?!?!   Hailey shares more real-life ghost stories and wants to hear yours!!  Tune in for important life lessons in this week's episode! SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald RESOURCES: Annabelle: Creation on HBOMax https://bit.ly/3hXUQmO Haunted doll Ebay seller hauntedhunies https://ebay.to/3hZU6h7 Guatemalan worry dolls https://bit.ly/3ACmH3i Casting Instructions for 'Go Into A Doll's Body' https://bit.ly/2XETiHc Doll in the Hall https://bit.ly/2XH9KqA Pediophobia: Fear of Dolls https://bit.ly/3kDVW9r Creepy Doll Adoption Agency | Side Hustles https://youtu.be/CC0O5Ji1mGM Unsettling Toy Removal and Rehoming https://unsettlingtoys.com/unsettlingly-available/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sep 23 2021
1 hr 49 mins
Mini-episode: Challenge The Limit!
It's a giggle-fest of fun following up on last week's episode, with a look at some more advanced toys for the not so faint of butt among us.  Our duo talks dragon tails, octopus tentacles, and robot aliens before diving into their "Oooh Weees" for the week - a comic con update, Lucy Lawless goodness, and skincare recommendations.  Hailey also apologizes for all the times she was an ass to her friends in childhood because they cussed too much. SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald Stainless Steel Lockable Butt Plug https://rstyle.me/+B7KyDxnE5Lfd3LQWp-o4pQ Wifi Remote Lockable Butt Plug https://rstyle.me/+PobabJd9ftONVbJgvfRBeQ Cheeta Spotted Dragon Tail Butt Plug https://www.vuzara.com/product-page/dragon-tail Colorful Tentacle Dildo Octopus Huge Anal Plug https://amzn.to/39d8JJ7 My Life is Murder (Acorn TV) https://bit.ly/3nAQTIq Naturopathica Calendula Essential Hydrating Cream https://rstyle.me/+Iw_tLtXOIH5m2KagIxwTLA Westlife BBC Radio 2 Live - 2021 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6UE2Jcm0DVY8d0xzfD1oomZslto0aqEA Behind The Music: New Kids On The Block (2021) https://bit.ly/3zgXV7k --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sep 16 2021
41 mins
No Admittance
Hailey hates butt plugs!  At least, she's 99.9% sure she does even though she's never used one.  Sean shocks our hostess with today's topic and they giggle like 12-year-olds as they learn about all the different types of toys one can use - silicone, vibrating, Bluetooth, novelty, cold hard steel, and hooks!  Plus, find out the best butt plug to use as a ninja throwing sword at LARPing events! Hailey also ponders why people eat without a beverage, how sex is like a video game, and tells the story of the time she *almost* met Keanu Reeves. SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald Anal Vibrator with 10 Vibration Modes 3 Thrusting Speed https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08CVN5KWM/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_MMM134A5F3EZ1A06E8DE Butt Plug Trainer Kit for Comfortable Long-Term Wear https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07RK98NH6/ref=cm_sw_em_r_mt_dp_R44F566F3A6ANNZPZ19C?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Durometer Shore Hardness Scale https://www.smooth-on.com/page/durometer-shore-hardness-scale/ Love Plugs https://loveplugs.co/ Pikachu Tail ButtPlug https://epictails.bigcartel.com/product/pikachu-tail-buttplug Butt Plugs Review for LARPing https://www.amazon.com/review/R1R73425SSPZND Picture on a Butt Plug https://www.etsy.com/listing/807176709/custom-personalized-butt-plug-any-photo?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=funny+butt+plug&ref=sr_gallery-1-1&from_market_listing_grid_organic=1 Butt Plug Benefits https://www.bustle.com/wellness/butt-plug-benefits My Mom found my Butt Plug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzMS6LtgW38 Putin Butt Plug https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/mr-putin-butt-plug/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sep 9 2021
1 hr 7 mins
Mini-episode: My Eye! My Eye!
This week, Hailey and Sean sit around the campfire to tell stories, like that time Hailey's stepdad heard the call of Sasquatch, the time Hailey almost lost her eye at an MST3K Live Show, and why Hailey has beef with Treach from Naughty By Nature. Learn about the predators and mammals of Scotland, find out why Sean hates scented candles, and join the fake versus real Christmas tree debate! Also, September is Thyroid Cancer Awareness Month, so Hailey shares resources and tips for staying on top of your thyroid health. We hope you're saying "oooh weee" because fall is coming! Scotland Land Mammals https://treesforlife.org.uk/into-the-forest/trees-plants-animals/mammals/ Target Candles:  Frosted Siberian Pine  https://rstyle.me/+zm6XmVlr-diVFMwBkObYzg Bourbon Pumpkin https://rstyle.me/+4lcGKreyUFGSf0dCBWRDPw The Other Two on HBO Max Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8-wM1bqfGA Mr. Corman  Trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_BZVS9YZQE The Crafsman Steady Craftin https://www.youtube.com/c/TheCrafsMan Thyroid Health Resource Page http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/p/thyroid-health-resources.html Thyroid Self-Screening https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msbHLZQz8fk A few ways to help those affected by Hurricane Ida: TransQueerYouth NOLA - https://gofund.me/60c3ddb4 Imagine Water Works & Mutual Aid Response Network - https://donorbox.org/ida Culture Aid NOLA - https://www.cultureaidnola.org/ida/ SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Sep 2 2021
46 mins
#NotMyTeddyRuxpin
Hailey hates how much time and energy get wasted on conspiracy theories.  This week, Sean presents Disney, toy, and pop culture-related conspiracy theories in the hopes of sorta kinda ruining Hailey's childhood just a smidge.  Did Tangled predict the pandemic?  Does Finding Nemo showcase the stages of grief?  Is Up about a journey to the afterlife?  Is Tarzan really Elsa and Anna's brother?   Our duo also discuss the questions: What would you do in a Holodeck? Do lizard people really eat meat?  And if so, does a tea brine make people meat tastier? Also, Brandon, our Official He-Man Historian and friend of the podcast, answers some burning He-Man questions and gives us some backstory on the Eternia Universe. Join the discussion and let us know what you think via our website, Instagram, email, or voicemail! (links below) 10 Crazy Disney Theories That Are Too Real To Ignore https://youtu.be/HoSL6V4OByU 10 Dark Conspiracy Theories Behind Children's Toys https://youtu.be/vfIytzMNXhs 11 Seriously Bizarre Conspiracy Theories https://youtu.be/HiTtZs6gv3s Cabbage Patch Kids Preemie https://www.amazon.com/Cabbage-Patch-Kids-Teeny-Preemies/dp/B00CMZKLWI Talking Mother Goose https://poshmark.com/listing/Vtg-Worlds-of-Wonder-1986-The-Talking-Mother-goose-603bd2d2633cfc744f023b37 SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Aug 26 2021
1 hr 23 mins
Mini-episode: What's the Deal with Skeletor?
Picking up on some topics from the last episode, Hailey and Sean pivot from animated children's shows to more adult animated shows.  They discuss Masters of the Universe: Revelation in both spoiler-free and spoily form.  What's the deal with Skeletor? What are the psychological implications of He-Man's transition?  The duo also reviews Beastars, an anime high school drama club murder mystery with talking animal people, and walks you through the first episode. Hailey confronts Sean about his "podcast voice", discusses hot animal cartoon characters, and explains why Alanis Morissette haunts her every day! “Curvy” Barbie Fashionistas https://barbie.mattel.com/shop/en-us/ba/barbie-fashionistas/barbie--fashionistas-doll-157-grb49 https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/L94AAOSwW9RgkajF/s-l400.jpg Masters of the Universe Revelation (Netflix) https://www.netflix.com/title/81154670 Beastars (Netflix) https://www.netflix.com/title/81054847 The Other Two (HBO Max) https://play.hbomax.com/page/urn:hbo:page:GYEabGA1pi19_ZwEAAAAK:type:series SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Aug 19 2021
1 hr 5 mins
I Have A Bratz Baby Body!
Hailey hates when children's entertainment teaches them all the wrong things.  This week, Hailey and Sean dig a little deeper into the messaging of a couple of cartoon examples that seem to be love letters to toxic beauty ideals and capitalism.  They watch one episode of Winx Club and clips from the Bratz Babyz Movie as Hailey fumes over the tragic implications of teaching babies to be "hotter than hot". We've got pant-sniffing, nipple-ring trolls, baby burlesque, Spice Girl fairies, fashion from 1996, Herculean bunny rabbits, the Douchestreet Boys, a Clueless-style closet filled with baby t-shirts and underoos, and My Little Pony badonkadonks.  Join us, won't you? Winx Club - Season 1 Episode 1 - An Unexpected Event - [FULL EPISODE] https://youtu.be/_ENiRpspMhw Bratz Babyz - The Movie 2006 (EN) - Intro Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tve62uJ8daU&t=42s Bratz Babyz - The Movie 2006 (EN) - Hotter than Hot song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tve62uJ8daU&t=2642s Picking Out the Perfect OOTD! | LOL Surprise! Dolls Compilation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F33H6Xf8XNU Bratz Babyz Doll on Ebay https://ebay.us/Nf2SGW LOL Surprise Big Sis Doll https://ebay.us/T9vMka LOL Surprise Rocker Doll https://ebay.us/czqW2f SHARE US WITH YOUR FRIENDS!! Music licensed from http://www.purple-planet.com Visit our website:  https://haileyhateseverything.com/ Email us: haileyhateseverything@gmail.com Leave us a voicemail: https://anchor.fm/haileyhateseverything/message Follow us for updates on Instagram: @hailey_hates_everything Hailey's Stuff: Instagram: @divinemrsdiva Blog: Discourse of a Divine Diva - http://www.divinemrsdiva.com/ Sean's Stuff: Instagram: @theseanald --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app
Aug 12 2021
1 hr 30 mins
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