Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 300,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out to be a game changer! read less
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Boyfriend  sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
2d ago
Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode The boys talk about a guy that got jealous and sent Luke vides of his ex. Then randomly they test each other pain threshold. What are the Top 3 traits a man look s for in a woman and people think that losing a pet is like losing a child this and more. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete 0:00 Intro 2:08 Japanese Truman show  14:26 Eye contact  21:06 Losing a Pet is similar to losing a child? 33:43 Luke and Pete Test each other pain threshold  44:20 Dilemma: flirty banter at work is it ok? 56:50 Ex boyfriend sends REVENGE videos  1:07:40 Top 3 traits men look for in a woman  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
May 7 2024
My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the prison problem where there has been a sudden influx of female guards sleeping with the inmates Luke and Pete know why. They have a weird science story of a fumbling male and an impatient female and they have a dilemma from a woman who asks is her partner gay? Luke and Pete give her the answer she needs.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete intro  Female Prison Guards + Women find crime exciting  Charlotte (Petes girlfriend) trys to stop a drug deal  The prisoners dilemma  Impatient female drags male around  When a man cant get it up Dilemma: Is my partner Gay? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 30 2024
Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On the week episode we talk about the YouTuber who went homeless on PURPOSE to prove he could make a million through hard work and then gives up because it was too hard. Pete does a good deed that he ends up regretting. And we have a dilemma from a woman who’s boyfriend will not post her on social media. What do the boys have to say about that? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  YouTuber goes homeless on purpose to prove he can a million and gives up because it too hard  Petes side hustle  Destroying dreams  The good deed gone wrong  I don’t trust dogs  Pete organisation has lined us in hot water  Sick not squad to crack down on work shy Brits  Dilemma: Why won’t boyfriend won’t post me on social media? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 23 2024
O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On the this weeks episode the boys discuss the O. J. Simpson case and the possibility of him being innocent. Then we have some interesting dilemmas from the Sheetsters, one from  a guy whose brother is dating his old side chick and it makes him feel uncomfortable should he ask him to  stop? And another from a woman whose partner is terrible at going down on her, only problem is he takes criticism like Pete. God help her! If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Music at the end: https://linktr.ee/knovella Intro  Masculine American women   Confessions to a priest + Playing with yourself late O. J. Simpson  Altercation with a big man Dilemma: My brother is dating my ex, should I ask him to stop? Dilemma: My boss wants to sleep with me for a promotion should I do it? Dilemma: My boyfriend cant take criticism but he’s terrible at going down on me, what should I do? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns  Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 16 2024
Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a doctor who gave free botox in exchange for s*x and the boys question is this wrong? A man who has a gay best friend, beats him up because he claimed they were having an affair. The boys question why two men having a punch up is newsworthy. The French First Lady is suing because she is called a man, and they have a dilemma close to Pete’s heart. f you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Black/brown people have dry skin and white peoples feet smell  Luke and Pete in the club + Lukes racist P*rn story  Man beats up gay best friend for spreding rumours  French First Lady suing for being called a man Doctor offers Botox for s*x, is he wrong? Dilemma: I don’t get on with my middle class girlfriends friends, help!  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 9 2024
Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode we discuss a man who marries conjoined twins and you know Luke and Pete get right into this. with two dilemmas including a man who got the "ick" on a first date and called it off and a woman who wants to understand her boyfriends behaviour. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Ex soldier marries conjoined twins  The twins in the bedroom  If Luke and Pete were conjoined  Dilemma 1: How can a man claim to have feelings but still tel to other women? Dilemma 2: I went on a date with a woman and got the “ick” was I to harsh? Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew 🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app. Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902 Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
"We've been dating 8 years and he won't marry me should I leave?" | EP82 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Apr 2 2024
"We've been dating 8 years and he won't marry me should I leave?" | EP82 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys have two dilemmas one where a woman wants to get married but her partner is delaying because he doesn’t have the finances. And the second is from a woman who has a daughter by a man that has a second child and he show preferable treatment to the other child should she cut him off? Find out the valuable advice the boys deliver.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Terrible gig Dilemma 1: “He won’t marry me”  Marriage changes a man  If Pete was single he would want to marry a rich woman Dilemma 2: “My daughters dad is a waste-man should I cut him off?”   If the woman is doing well and the man isn’t should he still help with the little he has? Causation vs correlation + Nostradamus  🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Woman steals Sp*rm from hotel trash to get rich (allegedly) | EP81 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 26 2024
Woman steals Sp*rm from hotel trash to get rich (allegedly) | EP81 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a story that has been circulating about a woman who allegedly stole a rich mans sp*rm and claimed child support. They discuss forced fatherhood and spurgling (burgling sp*rm) and the story of Randy the guinea Pig who escaped his enclosure and impregnated 100 females If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   Intro  Pete rips into Nando’s staff + Argument over cheese  Woman allegedly takes condom out of trash to get rich Luke’s agony aunt story + Pete exposes Charlotte, again! Lukes has ago at Pete and he bites back  Forced fatherhood A.K.A spurgling Jimmy Savile + Louis Theroux Only concerned with prejudice that effects you  Vicious Pete + How would you deal with forced fatherhood? Does Luke not trust women? Randy the guinea pig to father 400 The middle class don’t handle adversity well   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
"I cheat because my wife doesn't satisfy me and I don't feel bad" | EP80 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 19 2024
"I cheat because my wife doesn't satisfy me and I don't feel bad" | EP80 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys say good bye to someone who has recently passed away. Then they get on to the topic of cheating and Pete try’s to out Luke. Then they finish with a juicy dilemma from a man who cheats and doesn’t regret it   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + A legend passes away  Is society getting weaker? Black culture Vs Indian culture Dilemma from man who cheats on his wife  Luke confesses more then he should  Sometimes you need to make love to a stranger  Can you still love her if you cheat? + Beyonce and Jay-z When you know the relationship is over  Some women are upfront about what they want   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
“My boss keeps making racist jokes but I really need my job” | EP79 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 12 2024
“My boss keeps making racist jokes but I really need my job” | EP79 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys have a dilemma from man who was rejected and humiliated by a girl in school, who then pops up in his dm’s now he’s doing well for himself and she is less attractive. A racist boss who keeps making inappropriate jokes. and some news stories that tickle them. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Luke Vs Pete episode 1  Sophie Ellis-Bextor stupid mistake  Rude episode of TV show Rainbow + When rude scenes come on while watching TV with your kids  Hard to understand other peoples pain  Dilemma One: Woman who rejected and humiliated  me is back but she is now unattractive  Girls from my school  Dilemma Two: my boss is racist but I need my job   “We are not good people Luke”  Female footballer accused of racily abusing white officer Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
I cheated and fell pregnant now I don't know who the dad is! | EP78 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Mar 5 2024
I cheated and fell pregnant now I don't know who the dad is! | EP78 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the viral video of the woman who was dancing provocatively onstage with a rapper while her boyfriend watched in audience. A dilemma where there has been cheating and pregnancy and paternity is in question. Should she come clean If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro + Woman who embarrassed boyfriend at concert dancing with rapper  Wife of love island star caught sexting another man + send dirty messages  Being suspicious that your child doesn’t look like you  Dilemma: I Slept with ex now I’m pregnant should I come clean? Mix up at the hospital  + would you stay if you found out the child wasn’t yours?  The rockstar method (women marrying Mr reliable but cheating with the rockstar)  I couldn’t cope with being a deadbeat dad Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
My Girlfriend is pressuring me to get Cosmetic Surgery | EP77 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 27 2024
My Girlfriend is pressuring me to get Cosmetic Surgery | EP77 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys have some wonderful dilemmas including a woman who believes her friend keeps making the same mistake with men, so she wants Luke and Pete to let her have it. A man whose girlfriend wants him to have cosmetic surgery because she is turned off by him. And a man who abandoned his family but wants to go back If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   Intro and shoutouts  Pete would be scared to date nowadays  Dilemma: My friend is insecure, sort her out! When you don’t know how to use your fingers  Dilemma: My Girlfriend want me to get cosmetic surgery  Dilemma: I left my wife and children for new woman, now I wanna go back. Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Woman Arrested for sending 159,000 texts after first date | EP76 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 20 2024
Woman Arrested for sending 159,000 texts after first date | EP76 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On the weeks episode the boys discuss “Crazy Women” after hearing how a woman sent 159,000 texts and broke into a mans home after one date. Luke tells the story of a similar situation that happened to him. And apparently there have been real life mermaids spotted and Pete is excited I wonder why. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro and news  Woman sends 159,000 texts after first date Luke met a psycho woman Pete calls Luke a nerd  When women attack Vs when men attack  Women who don’t like condoms   Pete would deny paternity + After pregnancy body  Charlottes sings Pete to sleep + Being a childish dad  Mum sleeps with hockey team  Mermaids found and Petes excited  Dilemma   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Im sleeping with my cousin should I tell his fiancée? | EP75 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 13 2024
Im sleeping with my cousin should I tell his fiancée? | EP75 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
The boys have three dilemmas this week including one where a woman has been sleeping with her cousin only to find out that he will be getting married soon. She met the fiancee and likes her now she’s wondering should she come clean out of respect for the “Girl code".   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Dilemma One: why isn’t my partner interested.  Threesome with my partners friend   Do you like lingerie?  Luke’s internet history  Stern women  Dilemma Two: My friend is sleeping with her cousin… Dilemma Three: I Keep misgendering colleague by accident Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
26-Year Secret Kept Innocent Man In Prison  | EP74 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Feb 6 2024
26-Year Secret Kept Innocent Man In Prison | EP74 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
This week the boys talk secrets and how two lawyers held information that could have freed an innocent man from prison. Then they Get a dilemma that makes Pete uncomfortable when a woman ask how rough is too rough in the bedroom   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Intro  Innocent man sentenced to 26 years in prison  How Pete would of freed the man   Solicitor says the N-Word   If you could get away with murder? Mum who went to prison for sons crime  If we could carry guns over here  Near death experience  Dilemma: How rough is too rough in the bedroom?         Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Should women be forced to join the army too? And Vince McMahon | EP73 Luke and Pete Talking sheet
Jan 30 2024
Should women be forced to join the army too? And Vince McMahon | EP73 Luke and Pete Talking sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the question should women be forced to join the army If the men are? And we get round to the news that Vince McMahon has stepped down from the WWE after it was alleged he took a dump on a woman’s head, this and much more If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete intro  Drug called Salvia  When your body betrays you  Devils breath (Drug) Vince McMahon  Woman who made false allegations  Dilemma: Should women have to join the army? Dilemma: My wife earns more than me should I be ashamed?     Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
"I think my disabled friend is being used by a beautiful woman"  | EP72 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jan 23 2024
"I think my disabled friend is being used by a beautiful woman" | EP72 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys try to get through the backlog of dilemmas but they are so interesting they struggle. First up "Is my boyfriend cheating on me with his wife?" then we have a friend who thinks his disabled friend is being taken advantage of by a filipino woman abroad. Then we have a possible work-shy boyfriend who has found the perfect reason to not work and live off his girlfriend and no its not Pete.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜   Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss   Intro and episode topics  Dilemma One: I Think my boyfriend is cheating on me with his wife. Are threesomes gay? Why do men cheat? You’re a weak man Going down without reciprocation  Dilemma Two: I think my disabled friend is being taken advantage of. The names of men tattooed on his ankles  My boyfriend cant work because of his visa should I support him Man divorces wife on honeymoon and doesn’t tell her     Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Trans Boxers allowed to fight Cis Women and Accidental Racism | EP71 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jan 16 2024
Trans Boxers allowed to fight Cis Women and Accidental Racism | EP71 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode of Luke and Pete Talking Sheet the boys discuss a man who was fired for accidental racism during a “Race education training session”. They talk bondage machines, A dog that ate $4000 and they top it off very carefully discussing Cis women facing transgender women in the boxing ring, see how they navigate that minefield.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Epstein Island List, Stephen Hawkins and Midwives Hate Men | EP70 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Jan 9 2024
Epstein Island List, Stephen Hawkins and Midwives Hate Men | EP70 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this week episode the boys dig into the “Epstein Island List” and how celebrities are just out of control. Involuntary sounds in the bedroom and Pete is feeling like the midwives don’t like him after he spent sometime in hospital after the birth of his son. We wonder why? This and much, much more as the honesty continues.    Intro + what would happen if we became rich  Bedroom stuff that shouldn’t be discussed  Epstein Island List + Stephen Hawkins  Katt Williams + Having power when you come from nothing  Being a new dad  Involuntary sounds in the bedroom  How have the family been with the baby? Midwives hate men  Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
#69 Changes | Black Boris, Blackface and the Baby’s here (kind of)
Jan 2 2024
#69 Changes | Black Boris, Blackface and the Baby’s here (kind of)
If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete   On this weeks episode the boys discuss some of the changes they have gone through in their life. Like Pete moving home very much and how Luke use to want 10 babymothers. Then they get onto an incident with the spice girls and blackface and how Pete would have handled it and once again Pete has a theory about East Asian  people that sounds racist but for once may not be Intro and guess who’s here? Moving home + Lukes mum moving out when he was 15 Lukes mums boyfriend  Taking your stepdads surname + Jamaican Boris  Petes massive change + the birth  its a choice to be a dad  Chinese people + the Tibetan Fox  Blackface and the spice girls  Fake celebrities  the Trainer argument + we need sleep.  workload increase for 2024 + Growing  Doubts about fame  ???   Full video episode: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH7gb4G5OTj4II-zv7K-8Ew   🎧 Podcast ► Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3kqRghi4CWuuXixsPymSt6 ► Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/luke-and-pete-talking-sheet/id1643482683 Use the Hashtag #LukeandPete  to connect with Luke and Pete and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, or your favourite podcast app.   Find Peter Rethinasamy @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DAktznmaO/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@standuppete/video/6923163838665788677 Twitter: https://twitter.com/standuppete/status/1493299084719013902       Find Luke Craig @: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lukekingcraig/?hl=en TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@lukekingcraig?lang=en Twitter: https://twitter.com/Lukekingcraig Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/lukekingcraig     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices