It’s been a while hasn’t it. We are sorry for the long break but there has been a lot going on in our boring personal lives. But let’s forget about that and focus on the real issue at hand. Which faction in the 40k universe celebrates Christmas the best and how does each race celebrate!!

Season two is well underway and what better way to celebrate than with a review of the latest big AoS event to come out of Bristol

It’s the second leg of our journey through the stars and there are some big changes in the galaxy, both personal and in game terms. Please follow this click bait title to find out what’s new, a few uninformed opinions on the new 10th edition for warhammer 40k, and hopefully a few laughs!

(Congrats Jordan this title stays because it’s awesome) join us on our first ever tournament review. We did our best to review a recent one day 3 round AoS event in Bristol that we hope you all enjoy!

Welcome one and all to our incredibly late (it’s nearly Christmas) Halloween episode. We delved into the archives to find the darkest stories that the war hammer universe has to offer. Ever wondered what Jordan’s vocal acting range was? Turns out it’s spectacular!!

A little change of scene for you all. Who says Warhammer nerds don’t get out of the house enough?! Join Jordan and I as we discuss our summer travels across the globe…. And still talk a little warhammer (we aren’t savages after all)

That’s it! We’re tired of this meta and everything about it. We think it’s time for a change! But there’s just one problem… we have no idea what we’re talking about. Join us on the latest leg of our voyage as we discuss some of the flaws in the AoS and 40k metas and what changes we think GW could do to fix them. Please take all ideas with a huge pinch of salt, we only barely understand the topic!

A journey is full of unexpected twists and turns isn’t it? On our journey through the warp we have bounced off the realms of Azyr once or twice, but never have we ever taken the full plunge. Today we take that leap, but not unguided. Making his first appearance on the podcast is the AoS fiend and chairman of the Sigmar’s Pilgrims board, Alex Edwards. Alex will be helping us list our top five favourite, and least favourite AoS armies. So buckle up for some salt and give us a listen.

Welcome all! We look forward to you joining us once again as we sail the stars in search of that nasty Space Whale. Today we delve into a niche but incredibly fun GW spin off game… Blood Bowl. We only uncovered this gem this year and have had an absolute riot playing it. We look forward to sharing our thoughts and feelings on this new love. Praise Nuffle!

The latest leg of our adventure sees us exploring some of the saltiest spots in the universe as we look to answer questions such as, ‘why shouldn’t Tau have anything good?’ and ‘why can’t Custodes have anything bad?’ But we aren’t only going to focus on the salt! We will also be going on an in-depth journey through the many, many video games that have been based on Warhammer properties. The good, the bad , and the very ugly!

Here it is! The answer to the ultimate question. One we couldn’t answer alone. We are joined on the latest leg of our journey by Cameron the Herald of Slaanesh, the only man equipped to help us decide which game is better. Jonny and Cameron clash heads to determine which will come out on top with Jordan charged with casting the ultimate vote.

Movie night on our voyage through the warp! And what better movie to watch than the one and only Ultramarines: A Warhammer 40000 Movie!! We had and absolute blast watching this film and we really hope you will all enjoy our insights.

In this episode we dive deep into the virtual world, taking a look at Relic's Dawn of War franchise and seeing how it stacks up to Tabletop 40K.

A ship travelling through the warp is never free of a few interesting characters. In the latest leg of our journey we are introducing  just one of the many crew members that makes our voyage such a special one.We are delighted to be sharing the microphone with our good friend Fletcher who will be enlightening us on the ups, downs, thrill and Nuln oil spills of the life of a commission painter.For anyone who wants to check out Fletcher’s work, including the models we chat about on the podcast then follow the link below to his Instagram page:https://www.instagram.com/fletchers_painting/

To pass the time on this endless voyage we have decided to rank our top and bottom five Warhammer 40K armies. We felt it high time to give some love to the armies we believe to be the cream of the crop, as well as our notes on armies that we feel are missing the mark in some way. Please bear in mind, we do not hate any of the armies that Games Workshop have to offer. We are simply giving our honest and deeply humble opinions.

Hello and welcome to the very first episode of 'White Whale of the Warp'! Hosted by two intrepid exploders out to find that most elusive and rear creature lurking somewhere out in the stars of the 41st Millennium. A journey fraught with dangers and peril… but more often tedious boredom where very little happens. Due to these quiet moments we have decided to hurl our conversations out into the airwaves for you all to enjoy. We are not experts on anything…. at all, but we have a deep love for the hobby and the game of Warhammer 40k and want to give something back. And don’t you worry. We do have a few members of our crew who will be popping in from time to time to give their in depth opinions on a variety of topics! Most importantly this is an opportunity for two friends separated by thousands of miles to continue sharing in the hobby in which their friendship was forged. This is a project between friends more than anything else but we really hope you enjoy what we have to offer!