Burn & Rave

Ryan & Sam (@njapoet)

Listen. Learn. Laugh. When a hot rod obsessed, tattooed, calloused, and common-sense builder of all things meets a vertically challenged, liberal poet, professor, and part-time ninja, sparks fly, but laughter flies even higher as hosts Ryan Rosenow and Sam Pierstorff ( aka Ninja Poet) "burn and rave at close of day" and "rage against the dying of the light" because they have no plans to "go gentle into that good night" and neither should you. read less

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"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light." Burn & Rave with Ryan & Sam is about two dudes from the opposite sides of life who became close friends during quarantine. Ryan--a mechanic, trucker, tattooed lover of Jesus with a penchant for building hot rods sits down weekly with Sam--a vertically challenged professor and poet laureate of Syrian/Muslim descent with a knack for ninja skills and writing long descriptions to try to lure you into listening to this podcast. Each week will feature frank (and funny) discussions about topical issues that you care about from cancel culture to the 1990s, generational divides, masculinity, marriage, parenting, life in your 40s, fitness, education, and much much more. We will also open our mail bag, drop obscure facts, read passages of literature that should never have been published, and generally engage in tomfoolery for your listening pleasure. We hope to enrich and enliven your life for 20-30 minutes at a time. Please join us as we Burn & Rave at close of day!Support the show

Episodes

Sometimes when you get to drinkin a little to hard you loose track of the days. Or weeks. But fresh outta rehab the boys are back and okay as ever. Tonight, Ryan gets generic and Sam commits a felony- oh boy! Later, Sam fondly recounts molesting a dying man. Ryan talks empty-nesting while Sam hooks up with yet another lady of the night at the local watering hole. Then we wrap it all up with quick convo on how you, yes you can monetize your genital warts. Tune in, you’ll be sorry you did!!!Support the show

Trip Out Advisors

Trip Out Advisors

In this historic first Ryan-edited episode, the boyz discuss the perks of being over 40: back pain. Ryan thinks he can break dance better than Raygun. Also, what happens after death? The men of B&R explore the afterlife and hot- boxing Aunt Betty. Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Sphincter Skewer

Sphincter Skewer

Will Ryan’s ass ever be the same after getting “worked” over? In this episode we make sure he is comfy for the discussion in his special chair. Speaking of butt stuff, Sam breaks down what he saw at the gym and the boys get working on a plan to defend the planet from human extinction.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Fast Trash Nascar

Fast Trash Nascar

Ryan’s gonna drive your Ms. Daisy ass right the f#ck back to 1919 with a trip to Hearst Castle! Do you want to get away with any crime? Of course you do! And the answer is a Kanye mask and semen. Then we tame some stallions so the boys can teach YOU how to kick-flip YOUR horse. Have you been thinking about getting into 4 wheelin? Not anymore! Cause that sh*t is boring. Then Ryan gets economical and Sam talks burger joints. Mmmm…burgers. All this and more! Right from the comfort of your own shitter. Enjoy.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

There once was a man from Nantucket and he loved himself the sh!t outta some Burn and Rave Podcast! Sam goes to the big city to try his hand at comedy. Then Sam discusses driving through tears. Ryan figures out how to get his dogs to pay their way. Also, who’s humpier: a camel or a dromedary? A drama-what??? Is camel style the new doggie style? Inquiring minds like mine want to know.Additional Hot Takes Include: McHenry ShawarmaBum Dog Training ProgramsGummi Bear Root Canals& Ryan drops another Top 10:Top Ten Reasons Not To Go BaldTune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

The Straw That Broke The Mule's Back

The Straw That Broke The Mule's Back

Two brainless morons, special sauce, lettuce, & cheese. Straight out the gate Ryan demonstrates his tenuous grasp on the English language and they invent a way to put even the most notorious drug cartels out of business. Sam follows up with some new “jokes." Then he updates us on his downtown swinger friends. Ryan regains control of the ship with some good old barnyard ballin’ until Sam takes us on a deep dive into the seedy underbelly of Modesto's best dive bar. Get the popcorn ready. This is a good one.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

The Masks Are On

The Masks Are On

The comedy podcast you love not telling anyone about is back and worse than ever. Ryan starts us out with some helpful summer driving tips then transitions seamlessly into astrology, denouncing Capricorns in the process. Then they play the who’s got a better name game: Sam or Ryan? (Hint: Not Ryan)Lastly, they roll the whole thing up with a Christmas offering: 12 days of taking advantage of your wife. Sprinkle in some Swedish nonsense, play some ABBA, and light the whole thing up. Ooh yeahhhhhhh.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly! Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this NEW episode responsibly! Content information has been purposely left blank. Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Mike's Hairballs

Mike's Hairballs

Research shows that listening to the Burn and Rave podcast can cause mild brain damage on par with a night of heavy drinking. So sit back and crack open a brand new episode and let’s rot our minds together! Tonight, Ryan installs chain-drags for the heavy kids. We also discuss how Mike, the office guy, is the most unlucky thing in Chinese culture, and in a strange turn of usefulness, we teach you how to poop properly to avoid hemorrhoids. Additional topics include stoner piss for jellyfish stings and vegan car washes. As a bonus the boys discuss Catzookas and Eric.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Hello Me, It's Me Again

Hello Me, It's Me Again

Lucky you! Tonight the boys try out some new joke material. Then Sam’s tells a joke so funny HR wants to hear it. How bad did Sam screw the pooch? Tune in and find out.Ryan opens up about his love of pearl necklaces. Is Sam schizophrenic? Who said that? Holy sh$t, that’s a lot. Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

C U Next Tuesday

C U Next Tuesday

If cocaine could make a sound, this would be it. So roll up a dolla bill and get your ears ready for an ass-blast of psychological trauma! Sam finds his hidden talent (Hint: it has three holes and you stick your fingers into it), and Ryan stabs some kids. Sam also explores the virgin field of forensic fecal analyses. And finally, Sam shows Ryan where the bad man touched him. Oh yeah, there’s another top 10 list!Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Still here? Well great! Cause so are Sam and Ryan. Here’s what to expect from this circus: the age old tradition of “Jokes before hoes” is discussed and then Ryan breaks down the reasons gen Zer’s will never make captain. Then the boys give you some simple pointers on how to find easy blackmail targets and why PT Cruisers are not optimal vehicles. Ryan’s sausage squirts him in the eye and there’s another top 10 list! How do they do it?Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Ashes to Ashes, Butt to Butt

Ashes to Ashes, Butt to Butt

Sit back, relax and pop a couple quaaludes cause Sam and Ryan are on a roll! Let the smooth sounds of their intergalactic b$&lshit train cause you to question your very existence. Sam talks Bro Code. Ryan needs an Uber Piss. And what the f&$k is “butt to butt”? Find out in this episode of BNR. Oh, and the boys hate some cute ideas to help you preserve your family’s legacy.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this 100th episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Look, Mom, We Made It! (100th episode)

Look, Mom, We Made It! (100th episode)

In this historic 100th episode episode, Ryan finally admits to his long-lasting crush on Sam who can't recall if he left his balls out to defrost or not. Meanwhile, Ryan contemplates one last ditch effort at selling his body parts on the interwebs before dazzling us with another Top Ten List of Cars to Buy in 2024.Other topics include: baby exoskeletons, water cremation, human taxidermy, and the dream that kept Ryan awake.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this 100th episode responsibly!Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Bad Hair Ryan & Good Throat Sam

Bad Hair Ryan & Good Throat Sam

Ryan explains what a menace he was as a teen (and still is) and Sam gives arguably the greatest marriage advice every husband needs to hear.We also get to the bottom of Ryan's bad haircut, why dental hygienists ask so many questions, and finally, Ryan shares Top Ten Reasons Sam Can't Own a Cat. #MeowTune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Sam and Ryan's investigative reporting expose a Coca Cola Cow Connection that may be at the heart of the obesity and diabetes epidemic in the US, so their logical next step is to look for ways to exploit cattle for their own gain.We also learn about Ryan's crippling fear of heights, who would be assassinated first, and how Joe, as a a dairy DJ, gets cows crunk. The boyz of Burn & Rave also settle the ancient argument over what's better: meatballs or meatloaf? They also discuss Sam's handstand pilgrimage.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Bo Knows Touching Dolphins

Bo Knows Touching Dolphins

Did you know Bo Jackson saved Ryan's life, dolphins prefer manual stimulation, and apologies are not as hard as you think to give?In this groundbreaking new episode of Burn & Rave, Ryan explains bumps and rails, they choose their favorite beans for National Bean Day, and they invent archery bowling.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Eye Think We Need Help

Eye Think We Need Help

Some people have eyes in the back of their heads, but the boys at Burn and Rave propose a new and better set of eyeballs in a much more strategic place, and they meticulously outline the plans and possibilities of making it happen. In addition, Ryan teaches Sam something he wishes he never learned and they discuss ways to elevate your dogs intelligence while decreasing your own.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe ZimmererSupport the show

Keeping Tit Professional

Keeping Tit Professional

In this long-awaited new episode, the geniuses at Burn & Rave invent Tent Pants (TM/COPYRIGHT) and Cat Hats (ALSO, DON"T STEAL OUR IDEAS, ELON!)In politics, we solve the world's geopolitical crisis with our new venture Burnouts for Borders, a non-profit, border security company. In science news, Ryan explains the Earth's rotation and Sam explains why his mom is dizzy.Also, Ryan learns how to send an email in our new segment: Corporate Doozies and Don'ts.Tune in, vibe out, share, and enjoy this episode responsibly.Remember:"Do not go gentle into that good night,Old age should burn and rave at close of day;Rage, rage against the dying of the light."Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to burnandravepodcast@gmail.comFollow us here: IG @burnandravepodcastHosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer Support the show