In celebration of Pride Month Allen discusses what pride means to him and the importance of hate crime laws.

Allen ponders what it means to be cool and flashes back to his senior year in high school when for a brief few months the coolest guy was his bestest friend.

Thinking about his friends' marriages, Allen wonders if the uncanny similarities all relationships seem to have means that there is a mysterious mathematical formula that could analyze and predict the outcome of relationships. Sharing a personal family story, he discusses the probability that old, archaic southern traditions about marriage lead to disastrous outcomes.

Pondering men and their inflated egos, Allen recalls the time when he was driven more by jealousy than physical attraction.

Allen reveals a "shocking" secret which leads to a discussion about self-identifying labels.

Hearing in news reports about a cosmetic procedure known as vampire facials, Allen takes a look at what the procedure is and ponders the risks people are willing to take to look young.

Allen takes a look back at pop culture in the 1980s and the effect that the Queen of Pop, Madonna, had on gay rights and the fight against AIDS; when top-rated TV shows like Golden Girls and Dynasty addressed gay issues and Phil Donahue hosted a gay marriage ceremony on his daytime talk show.

A flashing incident at happy hour leads Allen to recall some of the "biggest" men he's ever...met.

Reacting to a bill to ban marriage between first cousins in Tennessee, Allen feels the need to describe some of the positives of growing up in the country.

Allen takes a stroll down memory lane, recalling his most fun threeways including an awkward and hilarious threeway with a woman.

Allen ponders the concepts of masculinity and feminity and addresses closed-minded heterosexuals with their misconceptions of what a "gay lifestyle" really is.

Remembering certain awkward"facials" lead Allen to a discussion about the fear of being judged, the spread of rumors and the strangeness of the online phenomenon known as catfishing.

With the first hints of spring in the air, Allen discusses the joys of summer including the art of cruising and the positives and negatives of a condition known in the bible belt as swamp ass.

Inspired by a documentary, Allen discusses how we all attempt to manipulate our image and people's perceptions of us.

Allen recalls a time in the "old south" when even a rumor of being gay could destroy your life.

Allen reflects on incidents that dramatically altered the direction of his life and ponders the notion of what his life would be like had he made different decisions.

An outraged Allen once again climbs up on his soap box to address several newsworthy issues affecting the gay community in the bible belt. Tennessee republicans are pushing another anti-LGBTQ bill targeting the pride flag in public schools while attacking transgender students who want to participate in school athletics. The Department of Justice sues the state of Tennessee over a law that discriminates against people with HIV, and a certain communist dictator begins arresting and fining members of the LGBTQ community under the country's anti-gay laws.

A decision to shave in areas of his southern hemisphere leads to a discussion about personal grooming preferences. Allen reflects on the meaning of "thirsty" and that men want to be considered desirable even if they don't want to admit it.

With his bitterness on full display, Allen discusses how single people are treated on Valentine's Day.  He also explores what a Valentine's Day date with him would be like using the classic horror movie My Bloody Valentine as an example.

The recent winter storm and the effects of cabin fever set the stage for this week's episode. Allen reveals one of his secrets to not feeling lonely and the downside of being stuck at home by yourself during a snowstorm.  He recalls the challenges of dating a man with a drinking problem.