Send us a Text Message.This week we have an hour of Dr. Allyssa ranting about Grad School semantics, and Ashley discusses Storm Trooper recruitment. This week we are mad all around! As a third-year Ph.D. candidate, Olive Smith doesn't believe in lasting romantic relationships--but her best friend does, and that's what got her into this situation. Convincing Anh that Olive is dating and well on her way to a happily ever after was always going to take more than hand-wavy Jedi mind tricks: Scientists require proof. So, like any self-respecting biologist, Olive panics and kisses the first man she sees.

Send us a Text Message.A book we loved?? A non ranting hour with Allyssa and Ashley!!! How exciting, welcome to the milking farm!!Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands. Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.

Send us a Text Message.We disliked CoHo we decided to give it another go! We are diving into Without Merit, the story of a very strange family's secret keeper. The Voss family is anything but normal. They live in a repurposed church, newly baptized Dollar Voss. The once cancer-stricken mother lives in the basement, the father is married to the mother’s former nurse, the little half-brother isn’t allowed to do or eat anything fun, and the eldest siblings are irritatingly perfect. Then, there’s Merit.Merit Voss collects trophies she hasn’t earned and secrets her family forces her to keep. While browsing the local antiques shop for her next trophy, she finds Sagan. His wit and unapologetic idealism disarm and spark renewed life into her—until she discovers that he’s completely unavailable. Merit retreats deeper into herself, watching her family from the sidelines when she learns a secret that no trophy in the world can fix.

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to the first of two episodes about the ever divisive Colleen Hoover. It Ends with Us. Lily hasn’t always had it easy, but that’s never stopped her from working hard for the life she wants. She’s come a long way from the small town in Maine where she grew up — she graduated from college, moved to Boston, and started her own business. So when she feels a spark with a gorgeous neurosurgeon named Ryle Kincaid, everything in Lily’s life suddenly seems almost too good to be true.

Send us a Text Message.Surprise Dino spice!! Welcome back to Nina Bangs that delighted us with The Pleasure Master, does this one stand up? The Eleven—an alliance of ultimate predators. Primal, lethal, irresistible.The Prophecy—an ancient Mayan prediction that the world will end on 12-21-12.The Prey—where can you hide from pure evil?

Send us a Text Message.What would you do if two demons told you that you, a modern human woman, were a demon and they fought like adolescent boys to get your attention??  Welcome to our last in our fantasy romance series."My life is turned on its head one morning. It starts off as any normal morning would. A day like any other. Except, I sprout wings. Yep, wings…as in feathers.From there, things really get a little crazy. I suddenly don’t need my thick glasses to see anymore. Other things about me change, too. Then two guys show up at my door.Two sexy guys. I take one look at them and my eyes bug out and my mouth falls open for a hot minute. Holy moly!They start fighting over me. Me? I can hardly believe it. Then they tell me what I am. What I’m capable of doing. They tell me I’m one of their kind and that I’m changing…evolving into something more. I’m not human! They say that I’ll learn how to use my wings and how to shift into my demon form. That I’ll be super powerful."

Send us a Text Message.Welcome back to our fantasy romance series! Sin, not much chocolate, well written world building, sassy characters, happy Allyssa and Ashley!  Will wonders never cease! " Some people are ordained for greatness…Those people usually have a lot of drama in their life. Drama I happily do without. I live in a forgotten corner of nowhere for a reason: there is safety in anonymity. I have enough problems just trying to get by.But when Kieran, a sinfully sexy demigod at the pinnacle of power, crashes into my life, suddenly my whole world is turned upside down. "

Send us a Text Message.Coming off the disaster that was 50 shades, we decided to dive into some fantasy romance! Dealing with a midlife crisis and ghosts have started using your home as a bed and breakfast!  Also includes rants about mayo and lord of the rings!Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good.    But as they say, all good things come to an end. I’d honestly love to know who ’they’ are and rip them a new one.   One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed and breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job—deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there. I think they need my help, but since I don’t speak dead, we’re having a few issues.    To add to the heap of trouble, there’s a new dangerously smokin’ hot lawyer at the firm who won't stop giving me the eye.

Send us a Text Message.Happy New Year? We decided to tackle the culture shifting 50 Shades. We shouldn't have but enjoy the very long angry rants. When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana’s quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms.

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Hallmark movie meets BDSM! Ashley gives Allyssa lessons on the BDSM world, we discuss consent, how to pronounce Gemma, and the implications of having Santa as a father in law.... After the death of her sister, Gemma takes over guardianship of her five-year-old niece. Fulfilling a parental role and "adulting" all the time, Gemma is unable to get time for herself, suppressing her "Little" side. .Chris is a Daddy Dom. He craves a Little to cherish, but he's also living his best life. Chris is also the son of Santa Claus, and this Christmas Santa is passing the reins over to Chris, but not without fine print. Chris has fifteen days to fall in love and get married, or he can't take over as Santa

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to the Christmas Season for Boomerotica!! This week we dive into a modern romance novel that is a ghost pepper on the scoville scale! Abbie Keller thought that Richard Bartholemew Benson the Third would be her forever. In their four years of dating, she never doubted that she wouldn’t end up with his grandmother’s engagement ring on her finger. Sure, she had to change a few things about herself to fit that mold, like dying her hair, dressing more conservatively, and finding golf enjoyable, but she was sure that at the end of it all, it would be worth it.That is, until he leaves her crying outside her apartment wearing a Halloween costume, having broken it off with her because she’s just not serious enough. So she does what every girl does when she’s broken up with: she calls her friends, gets drunk, dyes her hair, and formulates her plan for revenge. It just so happens that the universe supports her efforts and gives her the perfect match to prove to her ex that he made a huge mistake: his boss.

Send us a Text Message.Happy  Anniversary!! Its been a whole year of bad books, good books, monster books!! For our anniversary we found a Thanksgiving monster romance! Two words, Racoon Wizard! When Jennifer’s cat falls ill, her only chance to save him is to find Racoon, the elusive dealer in all things rare… or impossible. Some call him a wizard, because anything one asks for, he can give. For a price.

Send us a Text Message.Come with us with our last adventure into Spooky season, where the scarecrow isn't the only one getting stuffed! The Harvest Festival has come to Kern Creek again, and farm girl Maisie is excited to take in the sights, sample her favorite fall treats, and enjoy the evening. But when her out-of-control boyfriend Daniel crosses a line in a drunken rage, she flees into the dark of the cornfield to save herself. Exhausted, scared, and somehow lost in the very fields she grew up exploring, the full moon reveals an unexpected addition to the a scarecrow she's never seen before. No mere decoration, old druidic magic has given the strange straw man - Corbin - a sentry's reprieve on equinox night. The dark bargain he offers in turn is as intoxicating as Old Man Walker's cider and twice as sweet - but will Maisie dare accept it?

Send us a Text Message.Spoopy Season Part 2!!! Welcome to Mothman Romance week! Join us as we discuss the functionality of a carapace codpiece!! 22-year-old Heather is suffering from an epic case of burnout.So, just like any other young influencer, she abandons her social platforms. Check! Gathers up her best flowy dresses. Check! and moves to a desolate cabin. Check!  Heather imagines spending her #unplugged days traipsing through the woods and tending to her garden. However, her cottagecore fantasy is turned upside down when a wounded cryptid crashes into her roof—and her heart.

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to Spooky Season!!!  We have decided to ditch Harlequin Novels for some spice, pumpkin spice to be more specific! Suzy is feeling lonely on Halloween. She performs a love spell, hoping to summon a nice, perfectly safe Mr. Hunky to keep her entertained… but she fails. The creature that answers her summons is neither nice nor safe, but oh boy, is he hunky!Jack-o’-lantern is a devious ancient monster who once tricked the devil himself into granting him immortality. Now, Jack is here, a grinning pumpkin in the place of his head and a thing out of this world in his very bulging pants. The monster will have Suzy in every way he pleases, filling her close to bursting with his fertile seed… and nothing can hold him back.

Send us a Text Message.Welcome to the angriest episode of Boomerotica ever recorded!! Will our very pale, delicate heroine fall for the tall, dark handsome cowboy while the two of them search for her lost brother?It was a long time since Katherine had seen her brother Darin, but she had always been devoted to him, and she was dreadfully worried when she heard that he had disappeared, somewhere in Queensland in Northern Australia. She knew she would not be able to rest until she had gone up there to find out for herself what had happened. But the problem of Darin's whereabouts paled into insignificance in the face of the much greater problem of how to cope with his boss, the ruthless - and devastatingly attractive - Curt Dangerfield.

Send us a Text Message.From the Harlequin series "Wives for Hire"  comes another fun trip down bad book lane. Marcy Monroe is a woman with her priorities straight , school and career first, then a husband and children. And to pay her tuition, she takes a job as a housekeeper for a professor, and soon realizes that her new boss might prove to be a distraction from her goals. A very tempting distraction

Send us a Text Message.Tess Daniels's new job in Italy is off to a bad start when wealthy vineyard owner Rafe di Castelli accuses her of being responsible for the disappearance of his teenage son. It's actually Tess's younger sister whom Rafe is after--and she's gone missing, too Despite Rafe's arrogant accusal, Tess decides to help him locate the runaways.Welcome to a book we didn't completely hate!  Not bad spice and the main dude isn't a total d-bag!

Send us a Text Message.True crime and terrible romance novel crossover episode!  Welcome our next Co-Host, Christi! She is our very first #1 fan, she has the true crime chops to help us un-pack this absolute disaster of a book. Nicole Layton is a desperate woman. Her husband, Senator Linus Layton, not only abuses her but holds Nicole's brain-damaged niece hostage to keep Nicole in line. The teal-eyed beauty is no dumb blonde. Her plan to escape during their upcoming anniversary cruise in the Mediterranean and hide out in Spain goes array when the cruise ship wrecks off the coast of Italy. With a leap of faith, she jumps early and rows for hours. Later, weary and exhausted, she drags her inflatable raft onto the Italian mainland having no ID nor a way to get home. She's come so far on her wits and planning, but she's out of ideas.

Send us a Text Message.Heyyyyy Dude! We are going to the ranch this week with The Next Man in Texas.  Don't fall in love with a cowboy, baby Mac's mother had told Grace Daniels. The woman's dying wish was for Grace to take her baby boy to his father. The only problem was that "Daddy" could be any one of the four McLintock brothers. The eldest, Jack, was the sexiest, most handsome man Grace had ever met. But since Jack had spent the past fifteen years raising his brothers, the last thing he wanted was another baby or the woman who came with it. Too late Grace realized she was no good at following advice .