Once Upon a Timing

Beth and Abbey are trying to find their way out of the "Secret Garden." Because it isn't very fun (and neither is this episode!).  This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey search for "The Eighth Witch"... and she might be teaching a spin class. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

It's time to meet Rapunzel. Or do we mean Lady Tremaine? Why not both! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Note: This was recorded two weeks ago when I was going to take a break for a play I'm doing—but the play got in the way of posting it. So when we say we'll be back in 2 weeks, ignore that. We're back to normal next week! Thank you for your patience. Beth and Abbey pretty much fell asleep during this episode. Alice is cool though. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro
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Beth and Abbey travel between realms (at the speed of light) to follow Wish Realm Hook's journey to papa-hood.  Also there's a garden gnome. You know the one. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey watch the quick rise and near-immediate downfall of the one-and-only Drizella, and ask themselves what may be the hardest question ever: How much is too much scenery chewing? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey don their giant top hats and try to figure out how monarchies work in the New Enchanted Forest. Spoilers: They don't. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey grin and bear it as they react to "Beauty," an episode that had too many grey wigs and not nearly enough murderous mimes.   This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey pull out their city charters and try to figure out what (or who) exactly the "Resistance" is trying to resist. Here's your OUATiming reminder to register to vote! https://vote.gov This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey throw on our Canadian tuxedos, have one too many martinis, and have a swan song for our beloved Emma. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey hop onto their stolen motorcycle and ride into the seventh and final season. How does Hyperion Heights compare to Storybrooke—and why did we take a pit stop in 'The Devil Wears Prada'? Gird your loins! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

(This is a re-upload of a previous version, which had a goof. Blame the Black Fairy.) Beth and Abbey talk through the ups and (mostly) downs of Once Upon a Time Season 6. Was the Black Fairy a compelling villain? Did Rumple get his just desserts? And why was Beowulf even there? This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey finally defeat Once Upon a Time's greatest evil... bad storytelling. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey look on as Henry and his family fight for the future of Storybrooke, and the nature of belief itself—but all Hook wants to do is "GET BACK TO MY WIFE." This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Erika Ferro Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey find the song in their hearts—and one of their favorite episodes of 'Once Upon a Time'. Head to Patreon to watch the video version (Dearies+ Patreon exclusive for first week): https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming OUAT Choreography/Rehearsal Playlist: https://bit.ly/3KuA3Fm 13 Going on 30 Musical: https://www.instagram.com/1330musical This week’s SwanQueen shout-out goes to: Cecile Jenny! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey try, they really really try, to make it through "The Black Fairy" without dying inside. Oh well, at least we've got a special (video) musical episode next week! Special announcement at end of episode. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey travel "Where Bluebirds Fly" so Zelena can prove that she does, in fact, have friends outside of Storybrooke... even if she doomed him to an eternity as a tin can. Plus: Be sure to check out our updated Patreon tiers—including a brand-new category for our $10+ supporters! This week’s SnowQueen shout-out goes to: La Femme Fictionale! Our Captain Swan patrons: Ryan Gregorakos, Patrick Stevens, Lisa Slack, Lindsay Halik Our SwanQueen patrons: Sharon Horwatt, Claudia Bradamante, Cecile Jenny, Erika Ferro

Beth and Abbey work to wake up Snow White and Prince Charming in "Awake"... and try to figure out how old Tiger Lily actually is. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Sharon Horwatt!   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey meet Mother (aka the Black Fairy), along with "Mother's Little Helper," and find that she's more likely to ask for the manager than she is to bring about the end of days. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Patrick Stevens! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey travel to Agrabah to find Jasmine's courage... and come back with a torture stick. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Samantha Hoesel! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Ashley Buscetta, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Erika Ferro, La Femme Fictionale, Pungus Magnusson, Sharon Horwatt, and Samantha Hoesel. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming