This week’s Kamentary Millennials’ power sourceThe simple things in lifeWhat sustains Fucking HojoMiura TomokoAmnesia EverydayAn important difference between Hikawa and HojoFeet, againThe value of 200 yenVarious uses of the word cabbageOzawa’s backstory, and Hojo’s obsessive knowledge there ofKono without HojoA delirious good moodDisposable WomenThe Margerine of MurderProto BlackberryMollipes OctipesSquelchingRapid Onset SquidificationHow to incriminate yourself real quickIs ooze death?The purpose of art Join us next week for some X-Files shit. This episode’s theme song: Atlantis by SHINee

This week’s Kamentary An attempt at ASMRCreator ThumbprintA new character also named TaichiWe love OzawaShoichi in a very compromising positionHikawa’s time management skills, or lack there ofTime honored Kamen Rider traditionA familiar locationSomeone listens to our episodesFailing in a creative wayGood ol’ fashioned stoogeryToo himbo to commit crimesSome very effective headphonesHow Fucking Hojo spends his dayAgito Flame FormAgito VoltronThe dumb ways Riders make plansSelf-penetration, or lack there ofThe Overlord’s newest actorInsect soul transplantationThe origin of GillsToo much clarificationA perfect transition Join us next week for a criminally good time, we hope. And check out our Twitter, @KamentaryTrack for Producer Jed’s Queer Rider Takes. This episode’s theme song: Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis

This week’s Kamentary The Ghost Stories DubThis week’s worst X-men PowerCorvus CroccioJared’s sleep paralysis demonShoichi is a free riderDeath by BackstoryMana’s father, and his actor’s unique filmographyFeetHow to stay safe from the Lovecraft gubbinsGood old-fashioned blackmailOverlord 2.0Contact hallucinationsVarious -kinesisesVery particular and specific neurosisThe dodge button30% JudgementCody’s least favorite animal Join us next week for some red-hot action! This episode’s theme song: Rollercoaster by Bon Jovi

This week’s Kamentary Jed’s new obsessionThe Hell Divers revolutionMiddle Manager of EvilAn important message about gift givingEmotional resonance of anime theme songsSave to stab ratiosFeminists attackDobby is not a free elfA new light for DarkseidThe narrative use of Hojo’s hateradeOur Angels are DifferentKamen Rider GillsMaroon 5Fine Kamen Rider traditionA good cover storyUnanswered questions, in my mystery story?Grumbly in the tumblyIntro to a Creed MV or a John Woo film?Our 3 ridersTaking a bite out of crimeThe fate of the Gills suitFemineus takes herself outThe Kamentary Track’s stanceWe demand the turtleJed discovers something about himself Join us next week for a thrill ride.

Due to weather and bad luck, our regularly scheduled episode for this week will be delayed. Apologies. This episode was originally released on our Patreon back in November. I'm unfortunately unable to polish this episode for re-release due to not having access to my usual set up. This week’s Kamentary · How recent are production values? · Hongo Takeshi · Tachibana Tobee · Johaku vs Johnan · A convoluted plan. Maybe · Man Spider · Evil Beatniks · Shocker · The Power of the Wind, whatever that means · That’s not how IQ’s work · Dr. Who vs. Kamen Rider · The proper order to make an evil minion · Dr. Midorikawa · Phlebotinum Rebel · Midorikawa Ruriko · The Multiverse of Kamen Rider · Nohara Hiromi · Mr. Tachibana is very a beige man · Snack Amigo · More people in berets · A faucet induced existential crisis · Segata Sanshiro and his convoluted relation to Kamen Rider · A very horrifying yet non offensive scene · Jared still has opinions on Rider Kicks · Don’t stalk people Join us next week as we, hopefully, return to Agito.

This week’s Kamentary Takeshi’s CastleA MisnomerAll bad optionsThe hierarchy of who gets to sleepAgain.Parental devastationThemingHow not to dress for intimidationA reason to smoke (there is no good reason to smoke)Absolute savageryKatahira MayumiAppropriate uses of psychic powers, or notA boom tubeAnguis MasculusBad flirtingEquipper is not a good wordThe Mysterious ChildCreepy ChildrenOverlord GeoffryA strong hintMalakhAnguis FimineusSnake Daddy Join next week for action up to our Gills

This week’s Kamentary New more ridiculous mysteriesWhat to do when you don’t know what to sayHate SinkThe royal “he”Don’t listen to HojoBig Evangelion vibesAn ominous door knobPunsOur parents lied to usNonsense scienceWhat turtles keep in their shellNew boyfriend?Invisible upgradesThe Machine TornadorSuperior ordinanceWhat feels like home nowUnexpected immaculate menacing babies Join us next week…oh god why’d it have to be snakes This week's theme song: DNA by BTS

This week’s Kamentary How to care for carnivorous plantsBig government issued shoesThe proper term for transitioning out of Rider formEveryone wants power armorHospital windowsTestudo OceanusStoogeryHousehusbandsAppropriate crime scene souvenirsResignationA good doggoX-Files vs. dollar store magicOzawa’s educational interestsRazor scootersAdded benefits of flood light beltsTestudo TerrestrisRock CandyPacingPokemon trivia Join us next week for a shell of a time.

This week’s Kamentary: Bait and Switch creditsRyo’s new workout programFilial relations and vegetable preferencesU.L.’s vs U.L.F.sFurther proof of alternate realitiesEveryone’s favorite character, HojoHikawa is no IchijoThe annoy Jed canon for this seriesProof of superpowersA huge jump in logicThe origin of captchaSeasonings or lack there ofModern sensibilitiesPedal Power 9000Our First Bike-FuGS-03 DestroyerAgito Storm FormGG-02 SalamanderPalette SwapsLuteus’ meaningKamen Rider Ooops All Kitty Kats Join us next week for some underground fun. This week’s Theme: Magic by 2PM

This week’s Kamentary: The lowdown on AgitoHikawa Makoto, Kamen Rider G3Ozawa Sumiko and Omuro TakahiroTardis Ammo capacityMikumo SakakiOOPArtsJohaku UniversityProfessor Misugi YoshikoTsugami ShoichiAshihara RyoKazaya ManaTropasatsu: AmnesiaThe smallest SpeedoA truckULs vs. ULFsA shoe hornPantheras LuteusHojo Toru and Kono KojiHow not to comfort a grieving widowMisugi TaichiRadishesThe Guard ChaserDesign by committeeKuuga by way of GundamCar Blowing Up BudgetKamen Rider Agito, Ground FormPantheras Alpis and Pantheras TristisFaux-Latin Join us next week for some cat-astrophy Episode theme song: The X-Files Theme

This week’s Kamentary Hell Divers 2The StupendiumHallmark of good writingThe secondary castActual Zodiac Killer TsubakiWe didn’t get into this to be subjectiveJean-LuigiJared is SakuraiSuperlativesScale tippingLeast favorite momentsJed’s mash recordFavorite momentsChanges going forward Join us next week for Agito

This week’s Kamentary Real PowerA Blue Sky, a lot of blue skyDistant FinaleBatsThe Godai Yusuke BlendNana’s hair, againKazari TamasubaroVarious animals similar to GodaiHow to send a blade via the postal serviceThe symbolism of Blue SkiesCody continues to make things upWhy we need less metaphor in propheciesWe had high hopes in the 90sThe highest praise Jared will give Dragon Form Join us next week for a superlative review. This week’s theme song: Rover by Kai

This week’s Kamentary R.I.P Akira ToriyamaMorose wandering, more, againN-Daguva-ZebaEvil CounterpartsProducer Jed loreSymbolismKanzaki, yet againThe meaning of the color whiteThe definition of insanity is GrongiThe myriad of ways a walk can go wrongThere are not words for the crimes Enokida has createdThe most composed pregnant woman everTsubaki’s perfect SundayThe hospital level of Silent Hill 2Pop’s finally gets itA poignant goodbye, and casual deathShuto’s continued path of delinquencyRomance tropesIchijo on a motorcycleFuck DisneyUltimate Kuuga FormForeplay for DaguvaA slugfest Join us next week for blue skies.

This week’s Kamentary Some quiet time with your significant otherGender rolesCareer options for performing arts kidsElsewhere is the GAPA light scoldingGo-Gadol-BaThe Michael BayThat’s not how this worksStoneCody is making things up againThe boys each have two referencesGurongi math, againGender roles, againWhat version of war crimes are we on now?Lots of subtextSakurako sees allHow to operate a microwaveEnokida Destroyer of WorldsMeanwhile back at what’s wrongElectricity can do anythingHow Tsubaki spends most of his timeDoldo is a surprising badassThe secret origin of smilesLong awaited Jean loreNo one protests like the FrenchJared has a type, againThe most French moment in the showKuuga’s Rising Mighty FormA new old proverbJean’s weird creepy workKaijin Join us next week for the final confrontation.

This week’s Kamentary Nu-Zaijo-ReGo-Babel-DaSwatting fish in a barrelAn awesome jump kickDaguva or the clear eyes guyAn early Monster MashWe hardly knew yeNew war crimesMore bad hair choicesSome guyModern Major Beetle BorgTsubaki has been having a field dayWhy we don’t play Risk anymoreA banishing ritual of a small childDoes Tsubaki just like cutting things up?A touching nursery rhymeDetective KatsuragiOur contribution to KuugaA filter choiceHow not to calm down a little girlLiterally going white with fearGood fire disciplineMika is once again traumatizedThen the trust issues begin Join us next week for a shocking experience.

This week’s Kamentary Godai the stray catThe better KuugaZaijo probably knows more than usGo-Jaaza-GiAirports have changed since KuugaA liminal pocket dimensionProblems with brandingThe manualSurprise EnglishNana may be a vampireProfessor Hongo with the bushy eyebrowsCreed can be stoppedWhat not to do when impaled by a barbed spearOne way to start a conversationHell? A nightmare?4 eyes no soulMapquestThe Kuuga ProjectJared’s soapboxGodai gets emotionalProcedure must be followedThe Arthur Angry FistJaaza’s Herculean FormDual Wielding TitanWhy sushi costs so muchDaguva is ungrateful Join us next week for something completely different.

This week’s Kamentary: Jared’s thoughts on the last two episodesRye smilesNot So DifferentThe truth of Goma’s maskTsubaki’s news accessPole Pole’s diminishing presenceHot Fuzz referencesThe Justin Timberlake of the GrongiGoma’s bad drug tripA pit of bodiesRemember Kanako?Thermal InkIchijo should be the protagonist of a BLIchijo level of jump, but stupidAgainst Medical AdviceHeapsGoma’s flirtingDoldo is so doneJared likes Dragon Form?Zalazu takes a napA bad explanationContractually obligated NerfKanzaki?The Grongi social media presenceIs it silent or are we old?A fitting fate for GomaGo level stupid Join us next week as we dive into the deep end

Still playing with the sound and working with a new voice, please excuse the weirdness. Jared was out this week, so we were joined by our friend KT. This week’s Kamentary: Kuuga in recapCody tries to remember namesWhere’s Baruba?Perfect Pacifist PeopleEnokida needs new war crime dataGo-Zalazu-BaWhat’s been going on with Goma?Nana’s hair choiceLift’s new anti-taxi campaignGodai might be too used to thisGoma’s glow upYou’ve seen a kip up, you ain’t seen thisNew how nameAxe body sprayA Google Glass adMore unsolicited parenting adviceGo-Jaaza-Gi and Go-Babel-DaDaguva?Pops may or may not be dead#notourcopsBaruba don’t careGoma’s taking all the L’sA beautiful shotIchijo wouldn’t, but I want him to Join us next week for the hopefully thrilling conclusion. Check out KT’s podcast, Mass Damage, on Spotify. You can also find them @DamageMass on Twitter, and @mass_damage on Instagram.

Tried something new with the sound. We’ll see how it works out. TW: Psychological torture, suicide, and gore This week’s Kamentary Cody is the best in the world at dinosaur riding lizard menNon-Euclidian fringeA found footage horror villainWaxing the Beat ChaserSterling CurrySugita has some swaggerThe Freaking Korak ForestMultilingually offenseThe autopsy room is still wetSkill 608Morally complex preschoolersGo-Jalaji-DaKanakoThe time-honored tradition of Bike SlapAce VenturaThe Be groupA stagehand with a flashlightWe have opinions on realistic goals for murderThe Box OniWe’ve all bottomed outTonal WhiplashThis feels like American televisionIchijo doesn’t watch horror moviesAn interesting choice of musicBeware the nice onesUltimate Kuuga Join us next week for the beginning of the End(s arc).

I tried to get levels up as much as I could. But this is from when I knew even less about what I was doing.  This week's Kamentary · How Gotchard and Kuuga are related · Kudoh Fuuga · Atropos, Clotho, Lachesis · How to describe this episode? · Spy Kids does the Old West · Ichinose Hotaru · Hotaru’s catchphrase · Ichinose Tamami · Mr. Minato · Amateur Dream Chaser · Kudoh Rinne · Alchemy or Magic · Is poetry loving an insult · Kajiki Ryu · A totally not ominous door · Hopper 1 · Steamliner · Maybe a Kamen Rider Wizard reference · We don’t have time for your exposition · Our favorite Pokémon · A wild Scyther has appeared · There’s nothing deeper to Malgams · Wild forms are just Remix forms without the Ho Yay! · Scarf of Ass Kicking · A true rider kick · Two kinds of memory wipes Join us next weeks for a prickly situation..