Will and Madryn warm up our creative brains with questions for each other, then answer YOUR questions on the podcast! Do we have a monster classification system? What’s the best Cronenberg film? Who rules the hollow earth? Are monsters hot or not!? We’ve got the answers to all your questions from the human and monster community. Thanks for listening!

Will and Madryn seek balance in Elementals! We look at the 16th century history of this powerful nature-based monster. We discuss the original bombastic manifestations of earth, air, fire, and water, and the “star sign” interpretation of each variant. We also study elemental binding, summoning, and hybrid elementals. We unearth a range of pop culture for these expansive entities, moving through Element City, superhero school trips, enchanted rings, melodramatic murder, and Mario’s paper kingdom. Finally, we’re joined by Polaris (Brianna Love), who gusts into the program and drops some eternal knowledge on our confused brains. She tells us about life as an elemental, that time she rematerialized near a volcano, and which starter Pokémon she picked in Pokémon silver.

Will and Madryn go hunting for Witches! We uncover this humanoid’s relatively peaceful start, the enormously popular Malleus Maleficarum book, and the deadly hysteria that took over Europe in the 1400’s. We also touch on the Salem witch trials, before breaking down the many types of more modern witches, and their appearances in pop culture! We talk about spellcasting Spellmans, emo phases, necromancy wielding love interests, iconic covens, and the technicolor origins of witchy green skin. Finally, we’re joined by Charlotte Aberden (Lindsey Middleton) who tells us about her family history with “the stick,” her re-education in magic, and her goal to make it as a bomber jacket wearing, turtle shaking, pop star!

To celebrate the magic of Easter weekend, Will invites Madryn to the Monstrology bunker for a special format episode with the Easter Bunny! We talk about the Pagan, Christian, and commercial origins of this egg-laying mammal, and hop around some pop culture inspired by our furry friend. To fill out the party we bring back a variety of our monster guests, including Finnigan Clover, Neville the Man-Eating Tree, B. Elliot, and Igor, who now goes by “the Wacky,” to go on an eclectic egg hunt in the bunker. Then we’re joined by the guest of honour, Her the Hare, the Easter bunny! Who lets us know about his true origin, his average distance per bunny hop, and how he really got inside the bunker. Finally, Gordon Harper swings by to receive his honorary 5-timers jacket! PS: We have a death-ray for sale, if anyone’s interested.

In this special Creature Feature episode, Will and Madryn step into the family business of the Ghostbusters franchise! We break down the origin of this classic Ivan Reitman comedy, and how Dan Aykroyd’s personal life shaped the ideas and technology behind the original Ghostbusters. Grab your proton packs, pick up a NYC hotdog, and get ready for a deep dive into the paranormal! We’ve loaded up on our fav quips, moments, and Creatchies, and we’re ready to rank and roll the films just in time for the release of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. Happy hunting! “We're ready to believe you!"

Will and Madryn embrace the darkness of ghouls! We dig into their pre-Islamic Arabian demon origins, some ghastly Lovecraftian horrors, and your standard variety undead flesh-eater. This hungry non-human entity has popped up in poetry, graveyards, multiple anthology series, video game wastelands, tabletop terrors, and more! Finally, we’re joined by Hugh Mandonald (Daniel Entz) who tells us about his tanning origins, his ongoing business as a Scarborough Landlord, severance packages, and of course… feeding on human flesh. Enjoy feeding on the pod? You can support us at: ko-fi.com/monstrology, or leave us a review on your favourite human or monster podcast platform!

Will and Madryn explore the enchantment of the Elves! We unpack the history of this mischievous and mystical monster, and study their role in creating nightmares and crafting an ideal society. We break down the origins and subcategories of elves (high elves, dark elves, wood elves, Christmas, SPACE!?) and find a wealth of pop culture in the process. Looking for campy elvish blood ritual gun fight films? Environmental video game cults? Beautiful Tolkien-esque super humans. We got you. Finally, we’re joined by Valen Weston (Alexa Higgins), who talks about THE dark wood, Elvish PR, their influence on a certain grocery chain, the value of pointy ears, and some eye-popping sexual traditions.

Will and Madryn hack away at the Hydra! We double down on this Greek monster, and get into its deadly details, their battle with Hercules, and the danger they might pose to your aquarium. This writhing weapon of a monster has inspired multi-elemental damage in video games, easy listening rock music, and top secret tv terrorist organizations around the globe! Finally, we’re joined by Thermeculous (Daniel Yaworsky) who introduces us to his split personalities, shares his dietary restrictions, and reveals the truth behind Hercules party tricks.

Will and Madryn cross timelines with the Gartbage Podcast to create a Terminator Franchise Creature Feature Crossover Extravaganza! With Special HUMAN guests, Nick Davis and Erin Rose Macleod. Join us as we discuss James Francis Cameron’s fever dream, and all 6 film entries in this fantastic Tech Noir franchise. We cover original influences, our favourite terminator designs, and the best moments of this time travelling, human chasing, cybernetic cinematic experience. We also hand out our Top 3 Creatchie awards, and debut a new Gartbage segment, pairing a film in the franchise with a classy/trashy counterpart for a delightful digital double-bill. Pull on your shoplifted Nikes, quit your truck driving job, and fight for your fate! Judgement Day is upon you.

Will and Madryn tune our dial from a 2 to a 10 in pursuit of first contact with Aliens! We break down the first alien sightings, the secrets of Roswell and Area 51, and what famous couple sparked the widespread phenomenon of Alien abduction. We also briefly look into the science of extraterrestrials, before flying into an enormous black hole of Pop Culture. We’ve got mon-stars, radio mayhem, missing meteors, Metroid, Mork, and more! Finally, we meet Norbert (Jordan Kennedy), who tells us about his pizza sales in Scarborough, the creation of the pyramids, underwater spaceships, feline servitude, and where all that probing stuff came from...

We’re catching up with Krampus! Madryn lures Will and Krampus (Jim Armstrong) to the Monstrology bunker to attempt a reconciliation just in time for the holidays. Will the two patch things up after their fight in the Muskokas? Or will their miscommunication over stick emojis end in terrifying tragedy? Listen, find out, and enjoy our very first re-play of Episode 5: Krampus! A Holiday Special with Jim Armstrong. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and may Krampus be with you!

Will and Madryn spot the differences between Yetis and Sasquatch! We look at the Tibetan origins of the Yeti, and the crazy cryptid sightings of the North American Sasquatch. These elusive icons are known by many names: Bigfoot! Abominable Snowman! Yahoos! And they’ve certainly left their powerful prints on pop culture. This episode, we’re joined by TWO monsters, Snow (Christopher Seeney) and Biggie (Corey Palmer) who share their admiration for each other and Anjelica Huston, the secrets of the cave, and some never-before-heard recordings from an arctic explorer…

Will and Madryn study the unique qualities of Unicorns! This long running equine beast has used its exceptionally sharp and sturdy horn to carve its own path, originating not from myth, but a fierce word of mouth! Approach with caution. This monster is only for the pure of heart. We talk about this creative creature’s dreamy appearances in pop culture, and find its magical influence in healing tropes, queer culture, and killer rampages. Finally, we’re joined by Opal Celeste (Mona Hillis) who tells us about the Unicorn aging process, her screeching windbag morning routine, and how to tap dance with four legs. Hold on to your Alicorn, it just might save your life!

Will reveals the results of the Golden Creatchies to Madryn live on the pod! Congrats to all the winners and runner ups! Monsters, the interns have your awards and are on the way... PLUS, in honor of winning best format in the Golden Creachies, we present a Creature Feature on award winning director, Guillermo del Toro! We look at his personal and professional influences, his extraordinary imagination and designs, and our fav quotes, before revealing our top kills, moments, creatures, and more! Pull out your beautifully illustrated notebooks, and get ready for a deep dive on one of the most monstrous maestros alive.

Will and Madryn celebrate our 50th episode, the 2nd anniversary of the show, and HALLOWEEN, with another all guests bunker episode. We catch up with Feceus the Kraken, Ryder the Dragon, Skeleton 527, and Cupid, before being thrown into some high-stakes trivia! We also take some questions and comments from some surprize former guests (Gordon Harper, Sappho Hansen Smythe, Jordan Kennedy, and Christopher Seeney) on the Monster Phone Line. Finally, the monsters make their pitches for the Golden Creatchies, before the bunker is found by a notorious cult leader, and 5-timer Brandon Knox, arriving to receive his honorary jacket! Happy Halloween! Watch out for giant spiders!

It's a Monstroliday Spook-tober Special: 13 Slashers to Die For! Looking for something to watch this Halloween? Will and Madryn break down what makes a great Slasher movie, share their individual essential 10 slasher lists, and close the wound on close shaves that didn't make the cut. Unrelenting killers, iconic outfits, creative camerawork, and pitch-perfect settings, these films have it all. Finally, Will and Madryn fight to the death, and rank the official Monstrology Top 13 slashers. Check in. Relax. Take a shower. What could go wrong?

Will and Madryn kick off Spooktober with Werewolves!   We go sniffing for answers on this classic creature's origins, and track the beast through Gilgamesh gossip, Greek punishments, Nordic pelts, 16th century serial killers, and a whole Were-World of Madryn's monsters.   This pop culture powerhouse has also evolved through many iconic trope-making monster movies, bringing us tons of terrific transformations, silver bullets, adolescent analogies, sports champions, moonlit makeovers, and well costumed dance moves. Plus, the werewolf brings us some A-grade music, tv, and family friendly entertainment!   Finally we're joined by Wolfina Doe (Tamlynn Bryson) who talks to us about her transformation cycles, the cost of rental property, sore gums, unsexual organs, and the value of a good OtterBox.

Will and Madryn guide you into the world of Fauns!   Or is it Satyrs...? We uncover the history of these Greek and Roman counterparts, their godly origins, and some Pan(ic)ing historical details. This magical and musical monster has also inspired commercial campaigns, German hardcore folk groups, and multiple war-torn escapist fantasy films.   Finally, we're joined by Ron (Mike Hogan), who shares his X-Men analogies, favourite horny hangouts, and the secret of the Goat-man. Plus, stick around to the end for a very candid snippet of investigative journalism at an establishment known only as "Sweaty Betty's..."

Will and Madryn go stargazing for Pegasus! After a brief recap of our summer vacation, our monstrologists dig into the Greek history of this stud of a horse, the shared mythology with the lesser known hero Bellerophon, and the powers that made this flying phenom an A-grade talent. Pegasus also has pop culture galore! Hercules, portal horses, airlines, Nintendo knockoffs, and more... Finally, we're joined by THE Pegasus (Sappho Hansen Smythe), who talks us through their brand awareness, best meals, communication woes, boar brother, and buff physique.

Will and Madryn go hunting for Predators, in another special edition Monstrology Creature Feature! We talk about our favourite performances in these action-packed pictures, and the legendary stories and designs that went into the making of this monster. Then we track the evolution of the Yautja, from 18th century menace, jungle dweller, city hunter, and beyond! And of course we dish out our Creatchie Award winners, best kills, heart stopping moments, and a few half decent Schwarzenegger impressions. What are you waiting for? "GET TO ZEE CHOPPA!"