Jonas (John), Filnyr (Tim), and Abel (Sam) sign up -- for various reasons -- to be new recruits in the army of King Robert Hark. They each come in with different expectations, but it's safe to say that no one is getting what they signed up for. When the spears are raised and the arrows fly, will they learn to work together to survive, or will this be the shortest podcast series ever recorded? Find out in the first episode of Dungeon Dads!   Dad References: Holly HunterLadyhawkeWeekend at Bernie'sOffice Space   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode1

Listen as each Dad tries to find the best method to roll character stats when faced with Thom's novel approach. They also choose classes, races, and talk through their decisions and intentions for their characters. If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2! To jump to a specific character, see their starting times in this episode below: Sam creates Abel - 0:00:58Tim creates Filnyr - 0:29:52John creates Ionas - 0:53:58  Dad References: UnforgivenGran TorinoLogen Ninefingers (the books of Joe Abercrombie)"Just when I thought I was out..." (Godfather Part III)The Jonas Brothers  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus1-1

In addition to the guys' thoughts on their first episode, this bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters. So if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 2!   Dad References: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus1-2

Jonas, Filnyr, and Abel are given the task of rooting out the mysterious "Hank," the enemy agent convincing new recruits to desert. It's a counter-espionage extravaganza as Jonas spies a new business opportunity, and the gang has trouble telling lies from the truth, not because they're in too deep, but because they're just not very good at this.   Dad References: Zabar's"I was born a poor black child." (The Jerk)Dikembe Mutombo  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode2

Origin episode for Jonas Silverwind. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this thrilling origin story, Jonas Silverwind embarks on a journey to reclaim his honor in the eyes of his noble family. Things go horribly wrong, or perhaps... horribly right? Either way, Mr. Percy had better run.   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus2-1

This bonus episode is for anyone who has been enjoying the podcast but finds the entire concept of Dungeons and Dragons a bit mystifying. Sam and Thom explain some basic DnD concepts, discuss why we chose this format in the first place, and keep the whole thing right around 20 minutes.     Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus2-2

The gang deals with the aftermath of their attempt at espionage. Tensions mount both within and without the group as a new threat is revealed and the past comes back to haunt more than one hero. Who knew soldiering could be so complicated?   Dad References: EarmuffsDonald RumsfeldSecond BreakfastWho's On First?Jesus  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode3

Origin episode for Abel Rockbrother. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. In this gripping tale, Abel Rockbrother's lonely life as the hermit of Red Cloud Mountain is disrupted when a dwarf war party comes a knockin'. Will Abel refuse the call to adventure? He's sure going to try.   Dad References: Where There's a Whip, There's a Way  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus3-1

Time to level up to 3! What new spells and abilities will the dads choose? Listen and find out... if you dare. This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, so if you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 4!   Dad References: Hold Me Now  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus3-2

The Goodshower Spearmen are given a mission of critical importance to the Hark army, but the mysterious sentient blade Paresseux Incompetent has another agenda. As the bond between Filnyr and Paresseux grows, the rest of the squad is put in mortal danger... but to whose end?   Dad References: Shot Towers of the 1800sSabre!We're Not Worthy!You Can Do It!   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode4

Origin episode for Filnyr Omajyre. These prologue episodes, recorded before episode 1, are individual adventures with each of the party members that give some additional background and detail as to how they ended up at Fort H'Passe. This week it's a home invasion thriller as Filnyr greets unexpected visitors at the Neverwinter consulate. Will his natural diplomacy be enough to defuse the situation, or will he have to turn to powers that are more mysterious, more dangerous, more... foreign?   Dad References: Game to GrowEpcot CenterStop! Hammer time.  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus4-1

Filnyr, Jonas, and Abel are in a fight for their lives as battle erupts in the forest. Who lives and who dies may all come down to a roll of the dice.   Dad References: I'm Still StandingDick in a BoxThat scene in the Two Towers where the arrows go whoosh by Aragorn's head.Wrigley FieldUp your butt Jobu.Fuck you Jobu! I do it myself.  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode5

A few shoutouts, a few questions, a few answers, and a lot of tangents. It's time for some real talk with the dads.   Dad References: Mitch Hedberg - Corn on the CobHome Alone - Les IncompétentsBuffy the Vampire Slayer RPGMunchkinNerdarchyCoachella 2005  Some Podcasts We Like: Not Another DnD PodcastVenture MaidensYou Meet in a TavernAcquisitions Incorporated: The "C" TeamDungeons and Daddies  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus5-1

A journey to a mysterious purveyor of trickster magic at the center of an enchanted forest. What could go wrong?   Dad References: Pizza Hut"You can call me Ray J.""What my special purpose is for.""Some people call me Maurice."Jabba the Hutt  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode6

This bonus episode includes some in-depth discussion of D&D mechanics, as the Dads discuss the details of new skills, and why they're choosing certain spells and abilities for their characters at level 4. If you're just in this for the adventure, feel free to skip this episode and head straight to episode 7!   Dad References: Wildcats   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus6-1

The gang must flee Gnome's Gap while fending off the dangers of the forest: mysterious enchantments, wild beasts, and... a log on the water. Dad References: Crikey!Baby Got BackAnacondaLost in the WoodsHodorSnake (Calculator Game)   Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode7

The dads debate rules of passive perception and challenge each other to a miniature painting contest. Peanut butter is discussed.   Dad References: Justin's Peanut Butter300: Shield Wall vs. Spin MovesBring it On!  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus7-1

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Will our heroes stay the course or be tempted to dally with magical curiosities?   Dad References: Goblin Market - Christina RossettiIn-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron ButterflyHis Dark Materials - Iorek's ArmorThe Wiz - Ease on Down the RoadGhostbusters - Crossing the StreamsKeep Calm and Carry On  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode8

The dads process their experiences from episode 8, argue about who had the hardest time painting minis, and shout out to some of our awesome fans.   Dad References: "Anything Can Happen in the Woods..."Squidmar - "I wish I knew this before painting my first miniatures"Goobertown Hobbies - "FUNDAMENTALS!"  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/bonus8-1

It's a fight to the death against some bad hombres. You know what's worse than necromancers or slavers? Necroslavers!   Dad References: Alanis Morissette - Hand In My Pocket Hulk Stomp  Support the show on Patreon: patreon.com/dungeondads   Check out our sweet merch: Dungeon Dads Store on TeePublic   Join the Conversation: On FacebookOn TwitterOn Reddit   Episode Page: dungeondads.com/episode9