Big Gulp BatteryMan Killed Roommate and Lived With CorpseWoman Threatens B-Dubs MassacreAll Cheese CheeseburgerWoman Caught After CPAP BatteryWoman with Record Breaking BurpMan Jailed Following Skittles AssaultBurger King Barbie MealSurgeons Remove World's Largest Kidney StoneFoot Fondler Found10 of the Weirdest Celebrity Items Ever Sold Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: newswithbill AT gmail.com Call and leave a message on the NWB hotline! 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly...  tell a friend! https://www.newswithbill.com - #newswithbill -

Homeowner Shoots Naked WomanCouple Beheaded Themselves with Homemade GuillotineWaitress Mixed her Own Blood in CocktailsMan Driving Stolen School Bus With Dead Deer InsideNutrition brand is looking for a Poommelier  Chinese Thief Avoided Cops by Living in a Cave  Man Slapped His Girlfriend In Face With a Slice Of PizzaDisturbing Fecal Shower StatisticStudents Find Feces Taped to their Front Door  Monopoly Game Ends in Sword Fight  Man Shot Girlfriend in the Back and Claimed Self-Defense  German Officials Seize Cooked Bats

- Dead Woman is Not  - Store Clerk Battered with Slim Jims  - Dog Shoots Man in Kansas  - Inmate Who Cut Out His Own Eyes Seeks Clemency  - Teacher Bomb Threat  - Topless Church Rampage  - McDonald's Removed Add Next to Crematorium  - Mom’s Body Found in Chicago Freezer  - Woman Charged in Poultry Pummel  - Doctor Ate Feces to Study a Disease  - Sailor Survived on Ketchup  - Attempted Gravy Gunfire There are a lot of interesting people in the world, and I somehow seem to one again found a bizarre crosssection of them... go figure!   After listening to this, please go and do something nice for your mom...   that is a lesson that the people in these stories need to take to heart as well!

Quite a load of craziness to start 2023 with!  - KFC customer shoots worker over corn  - Uterus surgery means no kidneys  - Teen Cyberbullied by Her Mom  - Man Tattoos Minor Inside McDonald's  - Woman Going Blind After Tattooing Eyes Blue and Purple  - Man Dead After Being Stung By Swarm Of Bees  - Disgusting British Revenge  - Man Stabs Someone For Not Saying ‘Thank You  - Woman Busted In Domestic Fight Over Adult Toy  - Jail Term For Woman In Adult Toy Stabbing  - Vacationing Cop Bladder Choices  - Man Strikes Girlfriend With Adult Toy   - Florida Teen Stabbed and Beat Mom  - Patient Turned Off Ventilator  - Former Cop Shoots Teen at McDonald’s    But hey, things can always be worse, right?   I really want to talk to the lady that tattooed her eyeballs though, and not just becasue I think Irish accent are the coolest...    Didn't potential blindness cross her mind as a tattoo needle was plunging in and out of her eye?

- Don’t leave your child with just anyone  - The Great Coma vs. Corpse Debate  - The Ancient Martial Art Of Junk Crushing  - Man Smuggled Pythons in His Pants  - Woman Wearing D.A.R.E. Shirt Busted For Drug Possession  - Teens Murdered Teacher Over Poor Grades  - Woman Paid to Help ‘Astronaut’ Return to Earth  - Man Has Been Pulling Out Own Teeth for Over a Decade  - Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy  - Man's leg severed in freak worksite incident  - Florida Suspect Claimed Free Pass On Meth  - Walmart Drunken Joyride  - Family Brawl Over Chinese Takeout   As you can see, there is some crucial information that will be shared this episode!  Please give it a listen and enjoy!   Oh yeah, subscribe and rate/review us wherever you listen to your podcasts - thanks!

Hot dogs, feces, tattos, and decapitation...  this episode has it all!   Also, hear what people will or will not do for $100 - hear my take, and let me konw what you think!  What would YOU do or not do for $100??? In this episode: - Florida Neighbor Of The Year - Would you Do It For $100? - Man Busted For Hot Dog Battery - Woman Faces Felonies Over Waste Attack - Man Named Le'Genius Arrested… Again - Start a poop saving account - Feces in the Ceiling - Woman Pleads Not Guilty to Decapitation and Dismemberment - Bats Postpone Homecoming Dance - Woman Left With Double Eyebrows After Botched Tattoo

Woman soiled herself during a marathonMan eaten by piranhas while escaping a swarm of beesGerman castrater on trialKid injects himself with mercury to turn into WolverineMan lives with mobile phone in his stomach10 weird overseas menu items from American fast food chainsElementary teacher arrested after student picks marijuana from reward boxMan Rents Poisonous Snake to Kill His WifeFather Allegedly Shot Son Over Guitar PlayingChicken Wing ViolencePizza sauce led to arrest of car burglar So here it is - I am back after what certainly can be classified as an unreasonably long delay. While I won't offer excuses for my continued poor production and release schedule, I will offer an explanation. I recently made a change professionally, and this was a great decision and a great move for me. This along with my family responsibilities as a single father have really been occupying a majority of time. Things are looking like they are settling down now, and I thank you in advance for your understanding and support! Well you sure get the full compliment of stories in this episode... I mean, I would have found it interesting to get some marijuana edibles from the snack box in grade school and all, but no such luck. I typically find myself looking at food stories quite a bit. I always find it interesting what other people eat and how things are different in other regions of the United States and in other countries. The top ten list here does not disappoint! I hope that you enjoy this episode and as always, hit me up!

This episode pretty much has it all - unintentional cannibalism, stupid criminals, plasic surgery gone wrong, and an attack with hot grits! Where else could you possibly get a mix of stories like this? Check out the NWB Youtube channel HERE to see video short takes. Think single news stories that are maybe about 2 minutes or so. Also, full episodes are released there in audio-only format. I'm also experimenting with posting these short takes on Clapper and TikTok to see how engagement goes with each of those spots. Check out @newswithbill on Clapper and @cigarbill on TikTok, or you can search for the #newswithbill hashtag on either one. Today's stories: Chinese Serial Killer Sold Delicious Ostrich MeatDrunk Man Reported Missing Joins Search Party for HimselfAdult Film Actress with Backyard Butt ImplantsMan Gets Insurance Payout after Centipede Bites his Nether RegionsWoman in Custody for Abandoning Burning Car While NakedBoston High School Forced to Use Party Bus with Stripper PoleMan Arrested After Robbing Same Bank for Second Time in 3 DaysNew Jersey Serial Killer Sentenced to 160 Years in PrisonPizza Roll Pooper ApprehendedMan Staged His Murder Victim at WalmartMan Sues Psychic Over Ex-girlfriend's CurseMetal Nails and Screws Removed from Man’s StomachWoman Charged With Felonious Grits AttackMan Uses Sign as a Weapon Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!

Well, here we are back again with more news from the seedy underbelly of this rock that we all live on. Sure, there are stories about defecation, hammer attacks (not the rapper), and racists, but there are bright spots on the horizon... I hope... I continue to hope that my schedule will open up to the point that I can start publishing new episodes more frequently than every 4-6 weeks - my fingers are crossed! I also hope to start trying out some video shorts, and maybe start using a snack source that I have found for some international snack reviews! Here is what you have to look forward to this episode: United Airlines Says No to Duct TapeDefendant's Defecation Becomes a FocusCouple Arrested For Mutual Pasta BatteryMan Cuts Off Part and Throws It Out of CarSending Biohazardous Material Through The MailOhio Woman Beats Another Woman With HammerRhino Head Found on Street CornerNaked Woman Spews Racist InsultsChipotle Gun SlingerNaked Driver Takes Toll On CollectorsPipe Bombs for a Cause Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!

Yes, that title reflects an actual "thing"... Just wait until you hear what the Stedji Brewery in Iceland puts in to their Whale Beer, and how they actually make it! On a side note, if anybody has any connections in Iceland and they can send me a sample bottle, let me know! With all of the seriousness going on in the world with the COVID Delta Variant and what is going on in Afghanistan, it is nice to know that there are other things going on in the world that are decidely less serious, right? Enjoy this episode, and as always let me know what you think! Satanist Trying to Get AheadToronto Strip Club Vaccinating Sex Workers10 Strangest Flavoured Foods And DrinksBowel Movement Forced Flight to LandMan Bitten by Python While Sitting on the ToiletPantsless Florida Woman Arrested Inside a Circle KCouple Opened Fire On Burger King Workers Over A SandwichWoman Shocked On Mother’s DayDipping Sauce RageInjuries at the US Titanic Museum Check out this video about how the Icelandic Whale Beer is made! https://youtu.be/QoHtvIsctSk

Another round up of oddities for your enjoyment... The highlight...errr...lowlight is no doubt the PETA performance - check below for the youtube video. And the next time you're at the store, be sure to pick up one of those comically large logs of gound beef. You know, for home defense and all. As always, thanks for checking the show out - I hope that you enjoy listening as much as I enjoy putting this together! Head in the Car, Parts in the TrunkStand Your Ground… Against an Iguana?10 Bizarre Things People Tried To Sell OnlineGround Beef BatteryStop Animal InsultsInappropriate Cockpit Conduct And here you go.... whether you have been waiting for it or trying to avoid it, you have no choice but to watch it now! (My apologies in advance.) https://youtu.be/qACxfKB3iP4 Please let me know what you think of this episode! Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!

So here I am back again with another collection of oddities. While there are a fewer number of stories this episode, a couple of them are longer than usual, so it all evens out in the end. First off, when you think about it, things really have to be bad for a criminal to call the cops on his victim, right? That is a weird convergence of carjacking and irresponsible parenting… And it is unbelievable what action the Egyptian government considers appropriate for some phallic cupcakes. I hope that this show is at least a slight glimmer of humor in this world of COVID, Chinese Rockets, and celebrities getting into odd sorts of troubles. In this episode: Car Thief Threatened to Call Cops on His VictimDeadly Things We Used to Think Were SafePensioners Are Learning How to Make Their Own CasketsEgyptian Baker Arrested for Inappropriate CupcakesExtra Rules Added to Popular Games by Families Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!

So here we are...  and where have we been?   Well, I cannot use COVID nor the recent crazy political climate we have experienced here in the States as excuses.  This one is on me.   My day job has kept be extraordinarily busy, to the point that I was working quite a few evenings to get caught up on some time sensitive stuff.   Of course, there are the extra work projects that I am a part of that have been eating at my time too. Nonetheless, here I am... back again!    Aside from the usual assortment of crazy news, that you have come to know and regret, I was also able to add a personal story. My son and I tried the Firey Five Jelly Belly selections... we tried each flavor together - from Sriracha all the way up to Carolina Reaper!    They were pretty spicy, and if I get my son's permission, I'll post the video of his reaction to the Carolina Reaper Jelly Belly here on the site! Today's story lineup includes the following gems: - Man Fighting Covid Blinded and Paralyzed by Cobra - The Pope’s Instagram Account Liked Bikini Model - Florida mom made toddler smoke THC - Biker is a 3 Time Loser - Company Installs Timers in Employee Toilets - Pastor Turns His Chapel Into a Strip Club - Man on 28-year Lockdown in a Closet - Hitler is Back - Woman Found Part of Her Ear Missing After a Nose Job - Children Sprout Hair All Over After Taking Medicine - Naked Stranger Found Inside Tennessee Home - Man Has Lack of Lettuce Meltdown - Chicago Man Stabbed to Death Over Thanksgiving Leftovers Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!

Well, yet another episode with a story or two that kind of left me speechless... and one that caused my physical discomfort. By the story titles, can you guess which one? And this begs the question... if you volunteer for something or seek it out, can you later really be called a victim? I recorded this episode on Thanksgiving night, so I was full of ham, mac & cheese, other miscellaneous sides, and a Russian River Blind Pig to drink. You be the judge if the food coma and/or IPA had an impact on this episide - I won't tell you how much postproduction was required. This episode's top stories: Quadruple Amputee Arrested for Drunk DrivingMan arrested after biting a man’s nose offMan Arrested After Hitting Cop With BibleMan Knifed Family Member over Almond MilkFarmer has arm torn off by hay balerBaby Shark Used To Punish InmatesAirline Passenger Racist with a CrownCouple Names Their Daughter after Internet Service ProviderWoman Busted After Hitting Cop With MethMan Busted For Pizza BatteryIllegal Castration is a thing in OklahomaSuspect’s ID Did Not Pass Sniff Test Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!

And we are back with another episode!  Apologies since the extended delay since the last episode!  I thought that it would be the perfect time to completely start the website over again which is still not done as of this writing... But as you will soon hear, strange tihngs come to those who wait! In this episode...  - Don’t forget your clothes in the drive-thru  - See-through public toilets in japan  - Woman Beat Father Over His Flatulence  - Phone Rescued from National Forest Toilet  - 78 cats removed from Missouri home  - Woman altered $100 cashier's check to $8.4 million  - Toilet blocked by unwelcome visitors  - One hit wonder with a Hatchet  - Woman kicked out of bingo hall for not covering neck hole  - 12 year-old boy suspended for not bringing a toy gun to school  - Man decapitates mother and puts head in freezer  - Iceland supermarket closed after human feces found in freezer You will no doubt be expecting that today’s episode yet again seems to have a lot of toilet-based stories.  I don’t know what it is – these stories always seem to gravitate towards me.  But don’t give up on us – we have a good mother decapitation, flatulence-based assault, and a lady with a hole in her neck. Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbill Email the show: feedback@newswithbill.com Call and leave a voicemail at 209-854-4620 Be sure to rate and review the show wherever you listen to podcasts! Subscribe, and most importantly... tell a friend!

Thanks for taking the plunge and listening to the show! I am going to take a moment and give a brief introduction. Really, if you are interested in weird, odd, and bizarre news stories with a generous helping of miscellaneous tidbits, News with Bill is the show for you! There is a good chance that I will throw some randomness in here and there as well.   Here what you can expect to episode: Obviously, I had to kick off the new show with a story about poop. There is a circus in Germany that is selling jars of the brown gold to unsuspecting people… well, I guess they are suspecting because these people are ordering the stuff on purpose. Of course then we have a couple of real gems – a guy that claimed he was using the two dozen pipe bombs he was caught with to remove tree stumps, and the Nazi that shot a woman several times in the back that stole a flag in his front yard. Odd, I know. Since when do Nazis overreact about things? There are truly some odd magazines out there that you can actually subscribe to, and they cover a wide range of subjects – animals, corpses, industrial equipment, end even porta potties! I found details about a railroad selling rocks make money, and read about a couple of guys that got into a violent argument over a video game. And what is the best way to close out the episode? A kid shoving a Lego up his nose, only to have it come out a couple of years later. Please let me know what you think of this episode! IG/Twitter: @newswithbillEmail the show: feedback@newswithbill.com Call and leave a message on the NWB hotline! 209-854-4620