Has this ever happened to you? I sure hope not. Fortunately, it'll all be a distant memory soon. Today's Story is "Last Train to Honolulu" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode Drug Usage Body Horror Cybernetics Loss of Faculties MLMs Contact us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons

Cyber implants are all the rage, that's why Robot Voice took it upon itself to give John the ultimate upgrade. How's it look? Today's story is "Get Connekted" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Vocal Distortion Surgical Implants Bad Science Body Horror. Contact Us!: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

We're going to see it! What's it? Why it's it, of course. Today's story is "A Cold Slice of Cherry Pie" written by Alex Vitale Special thanks to Rebecca "Becks" Tewksbury for providing additional voices. Content Warnings for this episode Kidnapping Crying Car noises Contact us : Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

It's time for a road trip! Where are they going? John knows but isn't telling. Where is Craig going? How long has he been going that way? All these questions and more may or may not be answered in this episode. Today's story is Inside Outside by George Plank Content warnings for this episode: Car sounds Car Accidents Contact Us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

Uh oh. Looks like Jane's started a restructuring project all on her own. I'm sure she has a good reason to do so. Meanwhile, we return to Fairview for another slice of life amongst the Mass. Today's story is Echo Creek Cave by Alex Vitale Content warnings for this episode: Violence Skeletons Consequences of our actions Contact us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

Don't do this. Don't do that. Parents just don't understand, but what if they were right? Nah. What are the odds? Today's story is "Dial Tone" written by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode Intense Parental InteractionsBad First DatesDistorted AudioSudden Noises Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons "Mesmerize" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Everyone loves Amigollios! They're your best friend until the firey end, but even your best friend can't fight back the raveges of time. Right, Jane? Today's story is "Water Under the Bridge" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings Yelling Distress Fire Existential Crises Edited Voices Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

Hey, do you remember Amigolios? They were all the rage back in the day. Well John found one and we're going to play with it for a bit. You want in? Oh yeah there's also a story about a sticker or something. Today's story is "Stuck on You" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Eye ContactSleep ParalysisArsonBullyingAlcohol referencesCar AccidentsImplied Acid AttacksImplied KidnappingParanoiaAn unfavorable view of the foster care systemStickers Contact Us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us! Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

What's that smell? Don't look at me! Maybe it's something in the walls, or maybe even on the walls. Today's story is "Auld Lang Syne" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode: Loud Noises Violence Asphyxiation Mention of Dead Relatives Mortality

What a mess! And Jane had her head eaten, so who has to clean it up? John that's who! But nothing stays as anything for too long in the commons. Unless you're at the same party as Moss. Then they might be stuck that way. Today's Story is "New Year New Me" by George Plank Content warnings for this episode. Mention of Alcohol and Tobacco Contact us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

The story so far, John read someone's mail and Jane received a prophecy about someone eating her head. Oh, and Abigail is getting ready for the Festival of the Harvest. Did we leave anything out? There is only one way to know for sure. Today's Story is Hunted: Part 2 Written by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode Religion Loud Noises Animal Remains Blood Violence Fire Distorted Voices Animal Noises Death Contact Us! Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us! Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

Why is Jane so worried? John has never been right about anything ever, right? Today's story is "Homefront" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode. Shouting Loud Noises Mention of death Contact us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: patreon.com/uncommoncommons

Today's story is Tenants by George Plank This story was originally published in the anthology Ghosts, Goblins, Murder, & Madness by Dark Ink Press. Content Warnings for this story: BUGS (roaches) EXTREME BODY HORROR EGGS

It's spooky season, and while Jane is trying their best to decorate, John would rather be playing his new card game. Today's Story is Hunted Part One by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Animal Violence Blood Religious Zealotry Tarot Sudden noises Contact Us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us: Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

In between episodes, Alex reads a story they wrote for r/nosleep. We'll be back in two weeks with a brand-new episode. Content Warnings for this episode: Shapeshifters Skin beings Body horror Animals Contact us! : Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support us! : Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

Cat school is in session, but for how much longer? Only time will tell. Today's story is "Saint Grozav" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode: Body Horror Contact Us: Linktr.ee/UncommonCommons Support Us!: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

Who said you can't teach an old cat basic history? Not John that's for sure, but Jane doesn't think he's even licensed. To prove he's qualified he reads the End User Agreement on Issatech's newest piece of software, Issac. Today's Story is "The AI, Issac" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode Animal noises Mechanical noises Body Horror AI Concept of the Self Sudden noises / alarms Contact Us: Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support US: Patreon.com/UncommonCommons

John's got it all figured out, but Jane doesn't quite see it yet. Luckily they have someone to spell it out for them. No not you, Fredrick! Today's story is "Incarceration" by Alex Vitale Content Warnings for this episode Derealization Ouija Boards Ghosts Public Ridicule Contact Us! Linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support US! Patreon.com/uncommoncommons

What could John possibly be looking for? Beats me, maybe that shadowy figure in the corner knows. He looks friendly enough. Today's Story is "The Audience Invisible" by George Plank Content Warnings for this episode: Dead parents Sleep paralysis Home Invasion Paranoia Domestic disputes Being watched Contact Us! : linktr.ee/uncommoncommons Support Us! patreon.com/uncommoncommons

That room has to be around here somewhere. Jane can't wait to get there, but John doesn't find it nearly as a-peel-ing. Today's story is "Blister in the Sun" by Alex Vitale. Content Warnings for this episode: Disease (Epidermolysis bullosa simplex) Body Horror Gun Violence War Medical Symptoms Metal sounds