Manipulation, lying, selfishness, oh my. How are you toxic?

Are you in love with the Eiffel Tower? Do you suck toes like your life depends on it? Are you joining Rhyan in the robot uprising and taking an Android lover? In this special episode the Sad Babes are joined by JJ of This is the Life Podcast to discuss sexual deviancy, depravity and pedicures.

How do you define love? Rhyan and Brittany discuss Big dick energy, love languages, attachment styles and share their unrequited love stories.  Tune in to hear us guess how big our dicks are.

Zaya from The Zaya Show joins us to talk about hatin' ass family members and boyfriends. Tune in for some shade.

What is a slut? Is it ok to be a slut? How slutty can you get? Brittany and Rhyan answer these tough questions and more.

We are still recovering from the trauma of our disappointments. Tune in to learn some lessons.

When's the last time you ghosted someone? Rhyan and Brittany talk navigating the dating swamp, deal breakers and swap ghosting stories.

Its Spooky Season. In this episode, Rhyan and Brittany talk childhood trauma, the worst and best horror movies we've seen, and give some recommendations. Spoiler - Brittany is terrified of E.T.

Fall is here. Will basic bitches ever stop wearing brown booties? Will pumpkin spice lattes ever return to the depths from which it came? Rhyan and Brittany talk all things Fall, all things basic, and settle the longstanding debate, "Pumpkin or sweet potato pie?"

Industry plants, UFOs, and Manchurian candidates. In this episode, Rhyan and Brittany talk about popular (and some obscure) conspiracy theories, as well as share their own.

Paid reviews, corporations pretending to be people, filters, and overly-relatable content. Rhyan and Brittany discuss the toilet that is social media.

Hip dips? Thunder thighs? Itty bitty titties? We got 'em all! Tune in for some solid 30-year old advice.

Rhyan and Brittany discuss their favorite and least favorite white people and issues with the whole race. Stay tuned for a Ralph ASMR around 40 minutes.

Rhyan and Brittany discuss their penis envy.  If you could be a man for a week, what are you doing with your appendage? What other privileges are you enjoying?

Where have you been? Where do you want to go? Where will you avoid at all costs?

Brittany and Rhyan discuss the tumultuous maze of platonic relationships, deep quandaries ensue.

Slumlords, sketchy movers, and alien sex. Rhyan gets completely jaded after a recent move and is ready to leave the planet.

Rhyan and Brittany turn 32! Rhyan recounts her birthday in South Beach (don't go in the water), getting her chakras blasted open,  and the pair discuss their best and worst birthdays over the years.

Noah get the boat. Are you ready for the next extinction event? We're slapping everyone at the end of the world.

Rhyan and Brittany unlock core summertime memories. Crab boils, trips to the shore, spiked mac & cheese and Rhyan's long-standing fear of open water all get discussed in this week's episode.