In today's episode, Double-D has a story about a "little" date that she shares with all of us. What starts as a sidenote becomes a full blown story, and once again we confirm that beauty truly IS on the inside....unless you're THE Sniggly Sourpuss from this story. Don't be a Sniggly Sourpuss, people!! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In  this week's episode, Shauna tells us all about the adventures of Claudia and Clementine, and we get dangerously close to morphing into a true crime podcast for an episode! Valuable lessons are learned in this episode for all of our young (and adventurous) adults out there. Remember dear listeners, it's NEVER the ones you expect!! Double-D tells us about her recent adventure with Big Danny - the Costa Rican swinger, and we learn more about the amazing fart skills that your Alexa has, equipped with examples for your listening pleasure. Enjoy!!Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In this first installment of our Prison Baes series, Double-D tells us about her torrid (and incredibly short) love affair with Barry da Bone. We discuss the importance of planning your wardrobe in advance of your penal system romance, and how a simple pair of socks may just be enough to save you some heartache and even make your conjugal visit dreams come true. Grab your ballet slippers and your popcorn bucket, and enjoy our first Prison Baes story. Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Shauna and our guest (She-Mando the Bonnie Lass) take a stroll down memory lane in this episode as they share with all of us the tale of finding a sugar daddy and the amazing shenanigans that followed. She-Mando learns that it truly is harder to ride a horse hungover than it is to drive, and Shauna learns that you always have to keep a close eye on your sugar daddy! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In response to listener feedback, Double-D, Shauna and Clark take a field trip to McDonalds to test a Filet o' Fish sandwich (or as we affectionately like to call it, the Fellatio Fish!) In this episode, we talk about the experience, what we enjoyed and what we were surprised by. In keeping in the food theme, Double-D also spills her secrets about how to successfully visit Taco Bell. She shares the key components of averting your eyes, handling your burrito with care, and being VERY precise in your measurements. Double-D explains how to make your very own Thrilla' in the Tortilla!!  Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Is it an off Broadway production or Double-D's life?? That's an excellent question! Take a ride through the streets of Paris in this episode, as Double-D visits the Louvre, meets the Parisian Michael Phelps and gets teary eyed in Notre Dame cathedral. Shauna explains the German tradition of Kohlfahrt. What an international episode!!! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Happy St. Patty's Day listeners! Have you ever noticed how the true meaning of a holiday seems to matter much less than the amount of partying associated with that holiday?? St. Patty's Day is a beautiful demonstration of this! Join us for this episode where Double-D proposes process improvements for hospitals, and Shauna gives the Windy City some serious love!Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In this action-packed episode Double-D tells us the story of her younger, more innocent self getting tangled up in some neighborhood shenanigans that resulted in verbal lashings, doors being removed from hinges, and a stain on Doritos' reputation. I promise you listeners, you won't see the end coming on this one! Double-D also expresses her frustration at the old "bait and switch" of the dating world, but has an epiphany that perhaps she isn't as innocent in her dating interactions as she previously thought. She proves that she is, indeed, a master in sexual negotiation. And wondering what a Koosh ball is? Check out our Instagram page! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In honor of Valentine's Day, Shauna tells the story of Jose and Maria and their upcoming nuptials.  This story came with a bunch of amazing photographs to help you truly step into the story, so don't forget to check out our Instagram page for this one!! This episode begs the question: Is it a ridiculous thought to simply order pizza for your wedding guests?? See what you think after you hear this story!Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Double-D spills the beans on the strength of her dating roster in this episode. She shares with us a recent story of a gentleman caller who brings his own baggage to the dating scene. Michael (the suitor in question) goes full kimono, and tells all on his date with Double-D, and listeners, you don't want to miss this! MAKE SURE YOU LISTEN TO THE END on this one, because there are some big surprises on the tail end of this episode! And don't forget to visit our Instagram page to see the price list!!Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Check out this episode for a little glimpse into how Shauna became the person she is today. In today's story, Shauna dodges a bullet, and proves that it truly IS better to be lucky than good! And remember friends - if you're going to steal a vehicle, don't return it back to where you got it! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Welcome, dear listeners, to our first episode of STDs in the News! In this episode, we talk about some cooking tips for ensuring you don't catch leprosy, tactics for fending off your not-so-friendly neighborhood bear, and a variety of other very important life lessons! If you happen to be one of our Florida listeners, we would love to know what is happening in Florida with the armadillos. Don't leave us in suspense. Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

This episode's story came to us from sweet Penelope Pussycat. Penelope shares with us her recent encounter with Pepe, and the romance that followed. She gets quite riled up in the relaying her story, so we included a bonus sound bite for your listening pleasure! Ladies: watch for those red flags - they are meant to be warnings, not something to charge through! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In this episode, Double-D shares some updates on her love life, and spills a big secret. If you're struggling through the wars of dating, don't worry - Double-D is right there with you! Two suggestions for you, our loyal listeners: consider becoming a cougar, and make sure you have batteries for your vibrator!! We also hear about Double-D's recent trip to the water park, the associated colon cleansing, and debate whether racoons wear Rolexes. Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In this week's episode, we celebrate the tradition of the Thanksgiving holiday, and all of the tomfoolery that can come along with it. Double-D shares a few things she's thankful for, and we both get some practice on our turkey impressions. Do you have an awesome Thanksgiving story? Share it with us! Send it to stdpodcaststory@gmail.comCheck out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In our FIRST episode submitted by a dude, we talk a lot about biscuits - Biscuits and Gravy, Biscuits the dog, Digital Underground grabbin' 'em by the biscuits - you name it, we've got your biscuits covered! Double-D relates a lot to Carl's story, as we go on a sunny Saturday morning stroll through the neighborhood park, until the storm clouds gather.  Thanks for sending your story in Carl! For the rest of the gents out there, step it up! We want your stories! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Back in 1914, Double-D went to have tea with some really fancy ass people. Being the classy lady Double-D is, she filled her pockets with dainty little cookies, and filled her cup with some SERIOUS tea. In this episode, she shares the tea with us all about the kinky Vicar and his recent Bonnie and Clyde panty heist from WalMart. Have you worn undies from WalMart? Let us know how they are! Are they worth stealing?Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

In this episode, we start out with Double-D and Shauna telling you all about their company retreat to Perky Cups. They're now contemplating opening a coffee shop of their own - you'll have to listen to find out what they're going to name it!  After we discuss our company retreat, Shauna tells us about her recent run in with some inebriated ladies in Utah who accuse her of being a cop. Shauna reflects on what it's like to be on the sober side of the shitshow for once! Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

This episode covers multiple cases of mistaken identity, and a case of extreme clarity on the identity of the dating "prize" for one of Double-D's friends (Anna Nicole). Anna Nicole knows exactly what she wants, and in this story, she charges after it with reckless abandon, despite a severe case of halitosis and a raging boner. The elder Silas is lucky he survived this series of events!    Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory

Some people have a family tree....and others have a family bush. There is plenty of family bush to discuss in this week's episode when we have Luscious Lucy back again to tell another one of her amazing stories. There are lots of lessons to be learned in this episode, including why it's always important to pee BEFORE going to bed, and the age old reminder that if you can't keep it in your pants, you should at least keep it in the family. Check out our Instagram!https://www.instagram.com/stdpodcaststory