Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool away when we've all mentally checked out. Auuuugggghhhhhhffffttttt. Here's to relegating mighty Burnley at the weekend! ROLL ON NEXT SEASON!

Ange Postecoglou's system relies on pull backs which in turn lends itself to Own Goals, this week we discuss whether Ange gets a goal bonus for  these rather delicious opposition resilience breakers. Spurs have created the most OG's in the league so we ask does that mean that Spurs are saving on goal and assist bonuses this season and does Levy give a Ange a pat on the back each week? Big end to the season coming up - Arsenal, Liverpool and City!

We interrupt our transmission to play a hand of Football Trivial Pursuit (circa 2005) because Tottenham were so awful in their 3-0 humbling at the hands of a buoyant Fulham.  Top 4 is still very much on, but crikey it's going to be bumpy! Luton at home next. Come on!!! follow us https://twitter.com/TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

Spurs will decide where the title goes. Nice warm up for next year. Yeah booooiiiiii

AFCON and the ASIAN cup is over for our boys. Injuries are thing of the past and everyone is back. We have scores to settle...and no Europe to distract. We 5th and dangerous...most nourishing. follow us https://twitter.com/TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

Timo Werner appears out of nowhere, Radu Dragusin arrives and dreams of Madrid (according to chatty agent) and VDV and Romero might be fit for Old Trafford.  Son, Biss and Sarr won't be with us and the January transfer window is gaping and yet we've already got 2 in the sack. A narrow victory over Burnley in the FA Cup is discussed with City to come next (cheers Mabbsy!) although we they get nowt from Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, so no danger there then. And of course it's Goodbye for now, to Eric Dier...he still loves me you know. Happy Caddying for Harry! #COYS

A power-lifting City 3-3 last gasp draw, a gut-dropping 1-2 at the hands of the Spammers and a resounding Barcodes pummeling 4-1 - that's entertainment folks! Things are looking up. Onto the City Ground! We discuss giving Romero the armband, to keep his value high and on the pitch, why 2019 sucked the life out of Ten Hag and why Richarlison will "helicopter" past hangdog Steve Cooper and reveal more than just his pubis... But wait, is that VDV back on the grass, I see boys? COOOOMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOONNNNNNN!   follow us https://twitter.com/TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles   buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

Well, the Ange love-in was vomit inducing anyways and 2 defeats on the bounce represents the death of that. (which is a relief) We are now faced with pure and unadulterated shit-stormery through course of December with no International breaks to catch our fall. After an egregious slice of cataclysmic misfortune against Chelsea that repeatedly had it's way with us, in the end, we firmly and most resolutely perished on our swords - which is something.  The Chelsea debacle (after being so close to 2-0)  represented the most gut-flipping of matches since the UCL final in 2019 (seems so far away doesn't it?) but in playing a high line with 9 men, it sent a message....that we are coming for you our way, which is something that confuses our gawping opponents who would elect for sitting in and defending for their lives - how very undignified - which says to me the Ange way is the right way...our way... and I love that. Onto Villa with Dier and Davies. Oh My! COYS

Crystal Palace 1-2 (Ward OG & Son). Still top. It's November. Crimes! Until we play City I don't know where we are. ARRRRRGGGHHHHFFFFTTT. We discuss El Classico, the Manchester derby and the return of Pochettino! Hurrah   follow us https://twitter.com/TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles   buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

We can go 5 points clear with a win against a Eze and Elise-less Crystal Palace. My word.  We look back on Fulham at home (2-0, Son, Maddison) and spend some time on our own personal football odyssey to Barcelona for a veterans, 5-aside tournament. We bombed. But what a tear up!  Up the Spurs.

No words, we are top of the league.

How on earth do Arsenal beat us? Dey fucked. Snatching a 2-1 victory against a relegation fancied Sheffield United with a 98th (RICHY) and 100th (KULU) minute winner sets up the Arsenal nice and cozy.  We are a different Spurs. We are the same.  follow us @TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

Ashley Barnes couldn't save Burnley this time as Vincent Kompany got his city arse handed to him.  We discuss international break and Sheffield Next! Up the Spurs...

This week we discuss how defenestration works during a transfer window; the cozy Bournemouth victory on the South Coast and the ignominious exit of the the League Cup at the hands of Marco Silva's Fulham.  Turf Moor next! Welcome to the madhouse Brennan Johnson! follow us @TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

The start of the Ange dynasty began a heroic 2-2 draw against Brentford followed by an emboldening 2-0 victory against an expensively assembled and crap Yanited. Our esteemed panel discuss scoring a goal with the aid of a concussion and Yves Bissouma nutmegging Casemiro and thus taking all his UCL medals in one fell swoop. We finish by trying to talk about Bournemouth but how knows anything about them. Should be fun, Enjoy! follow us @TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

Our best player is going to leave...or is he? Pre season has been less than ideal, bounced around the sub continent with very little to show for it. But, Spurs are different, back to the old, something perhaps we should never have turned our back on but here we are.  Toughen up guys cos the season will be wild.

It's the dead zone of football and podcasts are truly scraping the barrel. We aren't dead but we are bloated with preseason tittle tattle.  We discuss Harry, Hojbjerg, Vicario, Solomon and Van de Ven and our new vibes manager Angelos Postecoglu who we all hope is something more than just vibes. But hey, the back 4 is back (with no one able to fill these ranks) and wingbacks are a thing of the 70's and we merely have 6 of those, but no matter. I think we might be going back to a mid 90's isn't Ruel Fox tricky era. Oh good freakin' God.

SPURS 2-3 BOURNEMOUTH. A grizzly affair.  Apologies are in order - throughout the episode admin was testing out a wet fart sound effect (seemed fitting) that would record live but it didn't make it onto the imported files(we'll investigate this). So it would appear to the listener that we are laughing at nothing (again, fitting given Spur's finale to the season). So to be clear that whenever we laugh for no reason(this happens a fair amount)...imagine a sloppy fart sound effect and an accompanying actual turd, I find it helps with finding closure with this chod that won't flush kinda season.  Bournemouth at home. We lost...Ha. 2-3 Well as long as we're building for the ffffuuuuut... ah forget it. Enjoy the show.

So VAR in the end cut shorter Conté's reign (by 10 weeks). Wiithout that BS decision at Southampton Spurs would have been 3rd and the Italian would still be here. I suppose it's better this way. Oh well the football was excrement...but his first full season? Ouch. But we've kept all Conte's staff...whichh means he's still here, so it was a personality contest and no one likes you. Fine.  In other news FIFA has decreed that Paratici can't function as a DOF, well, at least we got Romero before his black book got seized and good luck in football jail. Everton, next.  Oh whatever. #COYS follow us @TottenhamChron IG: tottchron E: tottenham.chronicles@gmail.com https://patron.podbean.com/tottenhamchronicles   buymeacoffee.com/tottenhamcv

😶‍🌫️3-3 against bottom of the table Southampton. 3-1 up with 15 to go. Ouch. I even watched Brentford during the week to get a steer on them. Sheeesh.☹️ 😡Conté has done a "Burnley" and given us piece of his mind in what has become his yearly address but will he be around to pick up the pieces after this instance of oratorical fireworks where no prisoners were taken. ☠️They were obliterated and then phlegm'd on. BOMBACLATENACCIO 💣💣💣