Christmas in April! Who would expect it? Well, we did, since we pick the movies we watch and the order we watch them in. And this movie has it all: CGI mice, poor animation, and less than a minute of Nicolas Cage. How could we still talk for so long about a movie that barely has him in it? Simple, we don't. Instead, we talk about every single Christmas Carol adaptation instead. Enjoy.

Mandolins, Dracula, the Mario Brothers. What do these all have common? Not much at all, but somehow we talk about all of this within this double-stuffed double-feature episode where we cover two (2!) different Nicolas Cage movies.

Whoever invented the first puppet was probably really weird.

As our craft of podcasting grows greater and greater, Chris' unhinged takes get...well, more unhinged.  Rather than discuss this mediocre action flick, we talk about celebrity psychopaths (supposedly all of them), album cover art, and being intimate with clones.

In an episode where we don't talk a lot about the actual movie, we somehow managed to miss saying where we ranked it (it's #6). Don't worry, because instead we talk about family-friendly topics such as changing our podcast name, pornography memes, Jesus as a cult leader, and a whole lot of piss.

For a better movie about 8mm film, watch Super 8. For a better sexual thriller, go watch Eyes Wide Shut. For a podcast episode where I had to cut out over 40 minutes of the hosts arguing about typewriters and moral authority, please listen to this.

Of the many combinations of movies that are out there, "Nic Cage is a corrupt cop who solves a murder alongside Gary Sinise", is one of the movies of all time. Not the worst, but definitely not the greatest. Luckily for you, this episode instead includes a lengthy discussion about Nic Cage in the MCU and time travel instead.

If there's anything we love more than Nicolas Cage movies, it's shapes and tasteful nudity. And boy oh boy, does this week's movie got a great amount of both! And somewhere, beneath the surface of this romance movie, is something far more sinister. You'll have to listen to find out what it is.

Despite the fact that this podcast is, predictably, about Nicolas Cage movies, we like to veer off track every once in a while just like the beloved actor. So for this episode, we spent a good 26 minutes talking about everything besides this movie, and then also spend the last 26 minutes talking about everything besides this movie, and that's after we edited it down from the original 90 minute recording. All I'm saying is, this podcast is to us what this movie was to David Caruso's film career.

We get, Nicolas Cage can be a lot. Maybe too much. He's an acquired taste (I also may have made an oopsie and ordered a Laser Disc of the movie we were supposed to watch instead of a DVD). With that in mind, Christopher and I watched the wonderfully delightful movie, The Menu. It's good, you don't even need to listen to the episode to discover, we're giving this to you for free. But, if you want to listen us talk about good food and gooder murder, feel free to listen to this episode.

We're glad you're tuning into 111.1 VX, playing all the best Rock hits of the 90s. Today, we've got Iggy and the Hound, bring you all some amazing Rock facts that will make you **** bricks! And for those of you who aren't up at the Witching Hour to hear us live, we've recorded this hour of passionate Rock discussion for all of you to hear!

Alongside other beloved comedies such as Requiem for a Dream and also Trainspotting is the Oscar-Award Winning film Leaving Las Vegas. Filled to the brim with laughter and showcasing an amazing in-depth look at what it means to love, this movie is best watched together with the whole family sitting on the couch, munching on some of that delicious popcorn! Whether Nicolas Cage is acting like a prickly pear, or Elisabeth Shue is shopping at the mall, everyone is sure to love this movie. Four out Four Stars!!!!

Hark! For they have risen! That's right, Chris and Iggy are back after a month-long hiatus due to undisclosed reasons. What could it be? A fight with Covid? An alien abduction? A movie that was so bad they couldn't possibly review it? Maybe it's all three. Too bad for you, we won't be telling. That's the way it is in showbiz.

So this week we are discussing the beloved movie "It Could Happen to You". Problem is, neither of us loved it. So instead, be prepared for an in-depth discussion about YA books from the 90s and early 2000s, and a dissection of M. Night Shyamalan films. Because since when has this podcast ever actually discussed what we said we would?

Sure, we could spend this episode like we always do, and discuss a Nicolas Cage movie and famous actors unrelated to the movie at-hand. But this week, we discuss a Nicolas cage movie and then Chris and I really REALLY dig into Pokemon. Seriously, I cut out like an additional 30 minutes of discussion that was just Pokemon because we're adult white men.

Chris is really excited to talk about a lot of different topics this week as he lets the audience knows. I personally find this episode to be our nastiest yet, but Chris thinks one can find taste in the tasteless experience that is this film.

Is there really a correct way to pronounce a word? What are words but air pushing out of our lips to convey meeting to one another? Who cares if I say something differently from other people? Is that so wrong? Why do we have to say Colonel the way we do? It's wrong, I tell you, just wrong. Some days, it makes me just want to move out West, look for a job, and get bamboozled into being a hitman for a bartender-Sheriff.

In which we discuss Europa Universalis IV,  Christian Slater, Anchorman 2 and the weirdest Buddy Duo Comedy movie of the 90s starring Nicolas Cage and Samuel Jackson.

Happy belated Hallow's Eve! If you still haven't finished your time celebrating the spookiest time of the month, then we got a plethora of great horror movies for you to watch and enjoy. Pay the Ghost is not one of those movies! If you like mediocre horror as much as I like Nicolas Cage, then this movie's for you. And if you don't, well, at least it's free.

Not to be confused with Nic Cage's better Vegas-themed movies (there sure a lot of those), Honeymoon in Vegas is a great movie to watch if you like Bruno Mars or being forced to watch a movie on your cell phone as the only option.