I **FINALLY** got my colonoscopy results and wanted to share the details with you, including the ridiculous experience at the doctor's office to learn the news.Also, updates on Christmas decorating and my last week as a 48 year old. LINKS: Wireless Hot Glue Gun: https://amzn.to/3RvDe44 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Well, it was bound to happen...I finally paid my first visit to the plastic surgeon today. It's not what you think, but I'll tell you all about it. Also, last night we had some trick-or-treaters kick our front door in! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Let's talk colonoscopies. Yes, THAT. It's an important topic, particularly for the age group of people who follow me. But (butt?), it's also hilarious if you really think about it! I had mine yesterday, and boy howdy, do I have some observations. You'll laugh, you'll cringe, and you'll definitely say "oh, Cooper, TMI" at least a few times. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

We went to a party over the weekend and someone I never expected to watch my social knew all the details. Todd was impressed that I have a fan! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Y'all, it's October! Event season is back! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

I ran to Target earlier today with Claire (on her last day of Fall break). Two outcomes: It was not cheap, and I'm obviously a sucker. Also, if you have tickets to P!nk tonight and haven't already heard the news...yikes. I'll share my similar story. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Yesterday was a challenge -- by about 8 a.m., I was already ready to read people to filth, Julia Sugarbaker-style. But today's been a better day! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Y'all, I earned my "parent of the year" badge this weekend...if being parent of the year means blaming your kid for years that something was their fault only to discover it was really my own. Also, I'm experiencing a full-on vaccine hangover. It's just like a regular hangover, except you get all the nausea but none of the fun beforehand! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

The official first day of Fall may not be until next week, but it might as well be here already. I'm in the official "Fall in North Texas" uniform today: a sweater because I'm chilly, but still wearing shorts and flip flops! Also, I have to tell you about the self esteem boost I got while buying booze at Tom Thumb yesterday. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

The amount of time that I've spent in the car this week is a surprise even to me! School commute and sports have turned me into an Uber for my children. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Just when I thought we'd settled into a new back to school routine, a flex schedule pops up! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Potentially the most obvious and unoriginal thing I could talk about today -- THIS HEAT! OMG, it's making people crazy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

In a surprise turn of events, sports are a hot topic in the Koch household -- and I'm now a "Sports Dad." Who'd have ever seen that coming? Also, can we talk about Lizzo?! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Hope you had a great weekend! Crazy week here - including a flight to and drive back from Iowa in my near future. This'll be my only broadcast for the week. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

It's Barbie Weekend! We'll be there tomorrow...in pink, of course. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Let's get this week wrapped up! How in the world does a 4-day week ever feel like it's been 8 days long?! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

If there's one thing I can say about the past few days, it's that my eyes have been drained of every possible tear they could cry. All good cries, but still. Daddy needed a Gatorade after the graduation! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

Anyone who's been around me long enough knows that two types of memories: those that I could tell you every single smell, sound and transcript; and those I have no recollection of at all. There's a method to my forgetfulness though. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

This hail is getting insane! Even crazier are the descriptions that the weather folks are giving it. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support

I woke up this morning at 5:30 and went for a two-mile walk. I have no idea why. LOL! Also, this weekend we did lots of travel planning for the coming months. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/imcoopedup/support