We made it to the finish line of what can only be described as both a marathon AND a sprint -- Fair listeners, we bring you the final installment of Bridgerton, Season 2, just in time for the drop of Season 3! We'll get you all caught up on Kate and Anthony (will they or won't they??), the most scandalous Featherington scam to date (trade rubies for palladium and it's basically a Hiram Lodge fanfiction), and is Lady Whistledown about to be unmasked?? Don't miss this final recap before we get ready to dive into the newest season of Bridgerton, which we will selflessly continue to cover for all you incomparable diamonds out there.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Mamma mia, here we go again. A little deja vu to start the second season of Bridgerton, as we get introduced to several new characters whose names we will struggle to remember as well as a number of perfectly reasonable misunderstandings that will surely lead to heartbreak and drama in the second half. Still, if there's one thing we can say with absolute certainty at this point (something we never thought we'd say at this stage in Season 1), it's that Anthony Bridgerton must be protected at all costs, muttonchops or no muttonchops!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

And just like that, we are wrapping up Season 1 of Bridgerton, and let's just say, we had some THOUGHTS. Despite having just over 4 hours of show time, we are unsure of what we accomplished here in the second half of this first season besides a ton of parties, several man-child hissy fits, and a (possible) murder??? Oh, and we also found out who Lady Whistledown is, and if you want to know, too, you'll just have to listen and find out.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Oh, god -- it's happening. We're doing it. That's right, people. It is finally time for us to sink our teeth into the Netflix sensation known as Bridgerton. Our ambitious goal is to get fully up to speed on the first two seasons by the time Season 3 premieres in May, so hold on to your feathered hats because here we go! In Part 1 of our series, we get into the Who's Who of this cast of MANY similar-looking characters and summarize the events of the first 4 episodes of Season 1. So, if you're new to Bridgerton or you're a devoted fan who needs a refresher before starting Season 3 next month, join us on this delightfully succinct, strictly need-to-know recap journey. xoxo the Ladies Whistledown   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

If you're looking for a creative writing prompt, we recommend you watch The Strays and then write a novel to fill in all the blanks because this movie leaves quite a bit to the imagination. Perhaps if they had spent less time on itchy scalps, late-night Chinese food orders, and the most awkward game of Scrabble you've ever seen, we might be more satisfied with the story being told. But alas, here we are again...just scratching our heads.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

One of the best "How NOT To" guides we've ever seen on how to rob a millionaire, Shattered is going to teach you everything you don't want to do on your next Robin Hood-inspired adventure, starting with rule #1: Leave your stepfather OUT OF IT. And if you don't feel like watching the entire thing, just check out the two-minute trailer, which manages to spoil pretty much every plot twist that might have made this movie interesting...and then come listen to us fill you in on the rest (of which, there is not much). Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Should have called this movie The Lost Plot, because we sure as hell couldn't find it. The movie shamelessly teased us with the promise of an exciting plot twist or a dangerous encounter only to give us...a worm. And an appreciation for our own mothers, who could never even come close to the insanely selfish matriarchs featured in The Lost Daughter. What a snoozefest. Save yourself some time, and just listen to us tell you about it. Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Hop on board the crazy train with us this Easter and give this eggs-ellent movie a chance! What more do you need to celebrate the most solemn and holy high holiday of the Catholic religion than an elementary school bus massacre, a token pair of fake breasts (that bait you into thinking this might be a sexy movie -- it's not), and a mentally unstable man in a bunny suit with an unlimited arsenal of weapons? All of that has to be in the Bible somewhere. And if you like this movie, apparently it's the second movie in a trilogy, so good luck with the rest of them.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We've said it before, we'll say it again: We are HERE for Lindsay Lohan's comeback. And while Irish Wish might have SOME flaws (i.e. confusing lore, total lack of chemistry between almost all of the characters, a criminally underutilized Jane Seymour, and corny rom-com tropes), Lindsay and her uber-charming opposite played by Ed Speleers save this film from being total garbage. Be careful what you wish for -- because regardless of what it is, St. Bridgette is gonna do whatever the hell she wants.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Ahh, a movie that finally dares to posit the question...if most people are afraid of the dark, why not make the entire movie dark? Like, SO DARK that they can't even see the ACTUAL scary things that are going on. It's brilliant. It's bold. It's impossible to watch within a one-mile radius of a light source. So close your eyes and let us guide you through the poorly lit journey that is Polaroid, a movie about voodoo photography that never quite...develops into its full potential.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Now that we're all nice and turned on by our sexy February line-up, we'd like to keep the spice levels high with a movie that features graphic snail sex and 45 seconds of Jacob Elordi. That's right. You're WELCOME. One of our favorites from the archives, Deep Water is a must-see and if you're not convinced, you will be by the end of this episode.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Forget Valentine's Day -- Leap Year is obviously the sexiest, most romantic holiday of them all, and we have the movie to prove it. This film has it all: zero nudity, zero sex, and zero chemistry, plus enough tired rom com tropes you could choke to death on them. Even Dawn's "favorite" leading lady, Amy Adams, can't save this excruciating nothingburger from boring us to tears, so forgive us while we Irish goodbye the heck out of here.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We're closing out our ~threesome~ of sexy February movies with the 1998 classic erotic thriller, Wild Things, only one of us found this movie erotic or thrilling (hint: it's Dawn). While we did not necessarily agree on whether or not this was a good movie worthy of praise, we definitely agreed on this: Bill Murray carried this whole film on his back (with a not-so-modest assist from Denise Richards' breasts). If you followed along with us on our ménage a trois of sexy picks this month, be sure to stick around to the end of this episode to hear which was our favorite! We'll see you in the Leap Year!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

If you were thinking about suggesting a threesome to your partner this Valentine's Day because you are sexually dissatisfied with your relationship and are unwilling to talk to them about it, THINK AGAIN. Just like having a baby to save a failing marriage, this is a BAD PLAN and if you don't want to take our word for it, watch Happy Ending. This dull and cringe-worthy slog of a movie is far worse than a mildly uncomfortable conversation with your partner, and you're much more likely to get an orgasm out of the latter. Happy Valentine's Day, y'all! And for the love of god, communicate with your partners!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

We are kicking off our February Love Fest with a BANG. Well, technically many, MANY bangs. In our lifelong quest to find a film that can match the ridiculousness and steaminess of the 365 Days saga, we have discovered Burning Betrayal, which makes a valiant effort despite ultimately falling a bit short in the end. However, there is NO shortage of perfect butts, perfect breasts, and steamy sex scenes that MAY cause you to spew all over the place. So if you are looking to spice up your Valentine's Day (and not have to dwell too long on shady backstories and that pesky thing known as plot), give Burning Betrayal a shot and maybe keep your favorite personal massager within arm's reach...   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Germany's answer to cult classic (and one of our favorite films that we've covered) Teeth, Killer Condom is a cautionary tale about what happens when religious fanatics coopt the prophylactic industry to clean up the streets of New York City just in time for Jesus Christ's second coming. We wish we were kidding. "Cum" on this journey with us as we detail Detective Luigi Mackaroni's tireless efforts to discover the truth behind these toothy Baby Bottle Pop tops and their insatiable desire for red jelly.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

I scream, you scream, we all scream because what the heck was THAT?? The Ice Cream Truck, which unfortunately does not feature a serial killer transformer and therefore does not live up to its name, is actually a surprise movie about a mid-life crisis interrupted by fever dream sequences of murder, playground sex with an 18-year-old who actually looks like he's 45, and an ending that will have you wondering...was it all just a ~DeAdLy iLLuSioN~???   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

If you're looking for a movie from the 80s that can mansplain feminism to you, look no further than Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death! This tongue-in-cheek take on gender stereotypes (written, directed, and produced entirely by MEN) has a lot to say about avocados, but gets tangled up in the vines of the Southern California jungle when it comes to advocating for women's rights. It's almost as if casting Bill Maher as a lovable, misogynistic doofus to make light of things like harassment and assault through Mel Brooks-style comedy was a bad idea? But what do we know? We're just a couple of silly Bunnies.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

What better way to kick of 2024 than by throwing it back to the very first movie we ever covered, a thrilling piece of cinematic art called Deadly Illusions. Kristen Davis is...baffling, the plot is...confused, and all these years later, we still can't make heads or tails of that ending.   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com

Nothing gets us in the holiday spirit more than a horny cookie. In this non-Gary Busey sequel, the bar drops even LOWER for plot, acting, and puppets. There are satanic rituals, disgruntled "Hollywood" set employees, and a virgin sacrifice, and if you think we can tell you what it all means, well...that's your mistake. Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays, and we wish you all a very Happy New Year!   Don’t forget to rate and subscribe! Follow us on:  Twitter: @ih8itletswatch Instagram: @ih8itletswatchit Website: tinyurl.com/ih8itletswatchit Email: ihateitletswatchit@gmail.com