Join Sandra and Mandy as they cover all the plays from "Shore-ing Up Sides." We've got an amazing double Play of the Game AND Bystander of the Week. Plus: What do Margaret and AFI Top 100 movie Bridge on the River Kwai have in common? Can Sandra have multiple Tear Play in one night? How many buttons can you leave undone at a restaurant with linen tablecloths? And the biggest question of all, what IS Jersey?    Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses #rhonj #realhousewivesofnewjersey #realhousewives #bravo #bravotv

Sandra and Mandy cover all the play in Season 14 Episode 2 of Real Housewives of New Jersey. Sandra talks about Pampered Pet Play and what Teresa’s dog needs to do to step it up to the level of Melissa Gorga’s dog. Mandy teaches us that there’s no such thing as bad Fashion Play and together, we create a hit song about Gia.  Find out who we pick for our Plays of the Game and our MVPs in an episode all about a Celebration of Life party for Danielle Cabral’s (not dead) spouse. It's confusing, I know.   Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Join Sandra and Mandy as they get Not California High on the joy of a new season of play! Rachel starts her sophomore season off with a Messy Fessy party (has anyone seen my electric toothbrush?). We've got our first Tear Play of the season, some decent Injury, Fear, or Illness (IFI) play, and the newly named Dance Mom Play. Sandra comes up with the best naming system for The Husbands EVER (with a nod to Margaret Atwood). Also: Middle Jersey Peace Talks, Big Ass Play, and Mandy makes a big apology for insulting strippers and cash guns. And apologies also to Robert Duvall for forgetting your name. Who could be angry at God when we've got Jersey episodes rolling!   Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses #rhonj #realhousewivesofnewjersey #realhousewives #bravo #bravotv

It’s the RHONJ Eras Tour!!! Join us as we revisit some Hall of Fame plays from past eras of RHONJ and also look forward to Season 14 by analyzing the S14 trailer and play styles of each of our RHONJ players. This episode, Mandy celebrates a new era of her life as she turns 50! (Happy Birthday, Mandy!!!) and she gets a special birthday message from a certain rookie RHOSLC player. This episode we coined some new terms, including: The Mean Girls Conference Call, Schmootzing, the Water Boy move and Camel Play. We also took a look into our crystal ball to make some predictions about who will be fired after this season! Will it be Teresa Giudice? Or Melissa Gorga? Or both?? And finally, we explore some of our own favorite life eras like starting relationships via blackberry messenger and crying at long distance phone call commercials. Get ready, Bleacher Nation, RHONJ Season 14 IS COMING!!!! Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Join Sandra and Mandy as they dish on the top twenty housewives, thanks to Sandra's detailed RSS analysis of ALL FRANCHISES! Who's the real Dork Lord now? Plus: Mandy insults the entire state of New Jersey, Hunting Housewives gets another free plug, and Sandra coins the term "lastability." Come to find out who the number one housewife is, and stick around for the dish on why Miami is absent from our top 20. Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!! Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl  Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy discuss all the news that's fit to clip. We confirm that we are right about EVERYTHING! Not only is the Apology Rubric an important measure of play, but we also get confirmation of Bravo's deep state editing powers. In addition to learning a bit more about how the sausage is made, Sandra and Mandy give potent career advice, and Mandy gives Sandra a fictionalized hero edit.   For more of the referenced clips, please check out: Reality Life with Kate Casey - “Ep. 945 - Executive Producer of Buying Beverly Hills” March 28, 2024 Andy Cohen’s Daddy Diaries Podcast - “A week of two reunions and PTSD from sports” March 8, 2024 ReWives with Bethenny Frankel - “Denise Richards (Part 2)” November 7, 2023 The Bravo Docket - “On Display: The Gorga Lawsuits Part 1” February 26, 2023 Two T’s in a Pod with Tamra Judge and Teddi Mellencamp - “Monica Garcia (RHOSLC)” February 13, 2024   Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy dish with Caitlin and Sharon of Real Housewives on Real Housewives all about RHOBH and the upcoming season of RHONJ. We learn about the beauty of the Bravo fan community as they give us the down low on BravoCon, as well as Sharon's OG theory. And in honor of their episode format, so many versus: Producers vs Housewives! Heather Gay vs UGT cast! Sharon vs. the RSS! Caitlin vs. the analog clock! Join us for a relaxed chat and check out their podcast, available where podcasts live.   Real Housewives on Real Housewives can be found at rhonrh.com, and on social media at @rh_on_rh Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon  TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy discuss The Housewife and the Hustler Part 2. Mandy proclaims Tom Girardi a Dirty F***ing Dude but for some reason Sandra can’t quite land on one side of the fence or the other when it comes to Erika Jayne. We get to pull out our apology play rubric when Erika meets with the victims for the first time. Sandra continues to promote her singing career and rediscovers a 1980s favorite: cat’s cradle! Sandra and Mandy disagree on how afraid Erika is of her husband and they dive deep into their thoughts on Erika’s role in all of this lawyer-up play while they try to determine if Erika is a victim or a sociopath.     Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Bonus material until RHONJ starts up! Sandra and Mandy discuss The Housewife and the Hustler Part 1, where we learn that Tom Girardi does not make good choices. Plus: Erika Jayne is not a food truck and the perks of working at Jamba Juice corporate. Mandy provides some long winded and semi-accurate legal explanations (lawyers CAN be certified financial planners - who knew?), and we learn that Sandra is really using the podcast to promote her singing career, possibly accompanying herself on trumpet.    Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Brandy Ferner is our guest today as we break down the entire Season 13 of play from our Beverly Hills Housewives. Which Housewives Player compares to Bella in Poor Things? Was Sutton’s “Name ‘Em” scene with Kyle good play or an error? What is happening with Crystal’s play that makes her difficult to “like”? Why do we still enjoy watching Erika despite her lack of empathy for the law firm victims? Which of our hot seats this season (Kyle and Sutton) did we think played it best? Should rookie Annemarie get another season of play? All this, plus our final awards of the season! Brandy Ferner on Instagram: @adultconversation Brandy Ferner Podcast: Adult Conversation   Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra demonstrates her improv chops before she and Mandy get into the game analysis of part three of the RHOBH reunion. They explore Resting Reunion Face, love deposits, Kathy's career as a magician, and . . . relationsheeps? It's a reunion of firsts: first IFI (injury, fear or illness) at a reunion, first intensely emotional salon story, and our first use of the clown car cushions to store human remains. Although Mandy's new mic isn't winning any awards, Sandra is quick to vote themselves better than NPR.  Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!! Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl  Inspired by Game of Roses

Guest Jackie Maroney from the She’s All Bach podcast joins Sandra today in Mandy’s absence.  The two talk about the differences between Real Housewives and ABC’s The Bachelor, they discuss the recent lawsuits against DLAC (Andy Cohen) and then break down the play in the second part of the reunion for RHOBH season 13. Why does Kyle score so high on the RSS? What conspiracy theory does Jackie have regarding Dorit’s robbery? And did Sutton play well enough in her hot seat this episode to take MVP?    Jackie Maroney She’s All Bach    Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

From Dorit’s Red Tent of Errors to a double MVP winner, Sandra and Mandy cover all the game play in part one of the RHOBH season 13 reunion. Plus: Mandy makes her first ever request for a more sparkly dress, Sandra suspects Lisa Barlow and Dorit are personality trait twins, and Dorit weaponizes Mandy’s uterus. Literally.   Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy analyze all the plays in the finale episode of season 13 of RHOBH. This episode, our players take the field at SOFI stadium! Kyle’s white party offers a huge variety to pick from for our Fashion Plays of the Game. Between Sutton’s show-me-the-money jewelry date with her daughter, Erika’s “It’s Expensive to be Me” comeback performance and Kyle’s marriage separation hitting the news, which Housewife played it better this episode?    Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sutton and Kyle make some solid plays in this week's game, but can they compete with Erika pulling out TWO apologies? Plus, Sandra and Mandy speculate on: Is Season 1's mean psychic gloating? Is Kyle getting a villain edit? And does Sutton need an intervention? We've got a four point apology by Mandy, Sandra pondering her soul, and the world's longest podcast sign off. But most of all, we're pitching Bravo's next big hit: Diamonds and Bros.

Sandra and Mandy analyze all the plays in Season 13 Episode 15 of RHOBH. The players line up to compete with back-to-back PTCs during Sutton Stracke’s releasing ceremony. Sutton spreads Merce’s ashes, creating a Fi-ash-co that earns Mandy the podcasting pun of the week. Some brief apology play by Crystal Minkoff allows us to demonstrate that Sandra and Mandy are beginning to align in their use of the apology rubric. Kyle Richards misses the memo on the Flamenco dancing dress code and plays 3 IFIs. But will that be enough to compete with Sutton’s incredible PTC work and friendship play this episode? Which housewife player will earn MVP this week?   Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy wrap up Season 4 of RHOSLC, exploring the Housewives' storylines, copywriting book title ideas for each player's season, choosing walk-up songs, and, of course, the final awards tally. Plus: Sandra's obsession with the name Gerald, Vovo the fluffy pet, Mandy's internalized sexism, and speculation on what Season 5 will bring!    Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!! Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl  Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy analyze all the plays in Season 13 Episode 14 of RHOBH. We have a slew of bystanders to pick this week in Barcelona. Big IFI play from Crystal Minkoff. STCOs all around from rookie Annemarie Wiley, Kyle Richards and Sutton Strack. Some unfortunate producing/editing around the racial discussion between Dorit Kemsley and Garcelle Beavuais. And finally, an entertaining drunken dinner of "Merce in the Purse" by Erika Girardi. With all this amazing play, will we agree on our MVP??? Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy bemoan the lack of concrete answers about Reality von Tease and the Black Eye. Like Whitney, they are not angry at Monica for her poor play, they are just . . . disappointed. We've got more clown car pillows, Mandy provides customer service tips, and Sandra proposes a new reality show opportunity for Monica (hint: it's NOT The Traitors). Plus: Final RSS scores are IN! Join us as we analyze the game play in the last reunion episode of RHOSLC S4. And get ready for next week's bonus season wrap up episode before we switch gears and dive into some RHOBH analysis.   Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend   Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses

Sandra and Mandy analyze all the plays in the Reunion Part 2 of RHOSLC Season 4 (Episode 18). Monica Gracia goes on a PTC festival. Whitney Rose plays some authentic growth. Mary Cosby gets a seat at the reunion, earning her an extra half point for the season, but does she play her appearance well? Dark Lord Andy Cohen steps up his face play. And as seems to be the theme lately, Sandra and Mandy greatly disagree on their MVP and errors this episode.  Instagram: @RealHousewivesofBendOregon TikTok: @RealHousewivesofBend Please rate, review, subscribe & share!!!   Intro and Outro Music: “Stomping Rock” by Alex Grohl    Inspired by Game of Roses