We are BACK BABY and, like Jess, we refuse to learn a goddamn thing in season two, episode nineteen “Teach Me Tonight.” We’re starting strong with hardline takes on the education system, pleas for reasonable communication, and raging against the sexism of making a high achieving girl mommy a bad boy who refuses to do school. You know, the fun stuff! Join us next week as we crash into the conclusion of this episode and take in a truly life changing piece of Cinema.Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Happy Early Mother’s Day, Tubers! This week’s very special episode features Zoe’s own actual, literal Mother, Beverly, live in the Boob Tube recording studios and answering pressing questions about motherhood, rearing children, and The Gilmore Girls. Huge shout out to the mothers and guardians that make the horrifying task of growing up just a little bit easier, we see you, we love you, we’re sorry about the sleep deprivation, thanks for everything you do and are Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Fetch the smelling salts because you’re humble hosts have been laid LOW by the disrespect to alone time in season two, episode sixteen “There’s the Rub.” We’ve got takes, takedowns, and tee hee hee hees and that’s just about Rory’s takeout order! So tune in for the full run (rub) down NOW.Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Let the wild rumpus start with part 2 of our Bracebridge Dinner breakdown! We are feasting our eyes on wigs, marital strife, horses’ heinies, and so much more.Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Listeners, lock up your peacocks that you don’t want ending up in pies cause we’re in part one of our season one, episode ten The Bracebridge Dinner era. We use this build up to a feast to dream up potential new merch, try to fathom Gabby’s insistence that the whole episode is painfully erotic, and generally get horned up for the dinner theater to come. You won’t want to miss THESE thirty pounds of aged beef!Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Ok pledges, this opportunity for hazing before you rush Delta Boob Tube takes place in Emily Gilmore’s BBQ pit ‘n’ Smokery, where we shall discuss how we’re going to get Fully Puffed This Year Even If It KILLS us. There’s a little strife but Rory finds her Introvert Pal in the end (Gracie from The Nanny??) and no chapters go unread. Huzzah! Now, raise your right hands, and join us in reciting The Puff Pledge: I pledge myself to the Puffs, loyal I'll always be, a P to start, 2 F's at the end, and a U sitting in between. Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Thank your lucky stars that you don’t have to talk to another human bean at lunch today because your discman is humming with our takes on season two, episode seven “Like Mother, Like Daughter.” In part one we defend the American teenager’s right to be anti-social, get our first glimpse of a puff, and brace ourselves for FASHION.Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Gather up your petticoats, fellow Daughters of the American Revolution, because these Gilmore Gals are bustin' out all over! Its time for Rory to Come Out for Real, cotillion-styles. Bow ties are tied, books are balanced atop heads, we talk blue red lipstick vs orange red lipstick, (hey there, CosmoGal, never say this show doesn't have a value-add!)and of course no high stakes evening of finery would be complete with out some top choice, grade-a, farm-to-table tantrums. Join us for the thrilling conclusion to last weeks episode, S2E6: Presenting Lorelai GilmoreSupport the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Rory is coming out and yet Paris is nowhere to be seen in season two, episode six “Presenting Lorelai Gilmore” PART ONE. We are edging it out on this one so enjoy the agony and the ecstasy of Chris returning, Gilmore marital strife, and preparing the young lady and her escort for the ball. Then tune in next week for the THRILLING FAN DANCE CONCLUSION. Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

To paraphrase Carol Anne Freeling, “He’s heeeeeere.” Yes, Jess is upon us in season two, episode five “Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy”. As you can probably guess, Zoe and Gabby love his bad boy disregard for manners, non-smoking spaces, and book ownership. NOT. Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

And just like that, the wedding is OFF and our girls are ON the road in season one, episode four “The Road Trip to Harvard.” In a new and exciting twist we have a lot of Boston / New England thoughts. We also talk about the war on B&B’s, Lorelai’s mental health, and the logistics of wedding plan cancelations. Goodbye Max, we barely knew, liked, or remember you 🥲Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

We’re talking about a soon to be married lady ON VALENTINES DAY to kick off season two with “Sadie Sadie.” Open your chrestomathies to page one and follow along with our hottest takes on matrimony, Dean’s plunging neckline, and Richard letting his evil flag fly. Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

This season finale has it all! A reunion, a proposal, and… troubadours? It is, in point of fact, season one, episode twenty one “Love, Daisies, and Troubadours.” We’re getting closure on Rachel (GAY) and the Rory and Dean separation and returning to a status quo with Paris on the enemies list. What will season two bring? Tune IN find OUT trouba DOUR.Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Rory’s struggle to say The L Word comes to the fore as she rages through season one, episode twenty “P.S. I Lo…” Will Emily smugly adopt Rory just to torment her daughter? Why does Lorelai have her hands BURIED in Luke’s belt loop region? DOES Kirk have asthma? Tune in 2 find out!!Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Time to throw on your most blinding white sneakers and start the baseball cap fashion show because we are down the rabbit hole with Emily in Wonderland. Rachel and Lorelei’s relationship continues to mystify and titillate us and we’re vaguely aware of Lane’s romantic shenanigans but the headline here is definitely our emotional Emily rollercoaster. Where do we land with this mad hatter and backside boys fan? Listen and learn! Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Guess who’s coming to dinner? Thats right, its Lorelai: Original Flavor in the form of Trix, Emily’s nemesis and mother in law, she's coming to town and offering to advance Rory her quarter mill trust fund to help her pay for Chilton. Emily “Iago” Gilmore starts whispering in Lorelai’s ear, and its not long before the offer is rescinded. Ignore the Smaug’s horde of gilded Mother-In-Law gifts of old looming behind us, its time to get serious about your future!Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Gather up, Kiddos - time for your old pals Gabby and Zoe to gently wash away the stress of the holiday season with their warm, soapy tones. These two chuckleheads talk holiday specials, Rory Vs. Joey, and dreams for the new year amongst other chaotic off-the-cuff musings. Happy Holidays, Tubers. We love you more than Christmas Magic Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

Ho ho UH OH we had a break DOWN in technology for season one, episode 17 the break UP: Part 2. Not sure what your humble hosts did to anger the audio gods but this is our second hiccup of the holiday season. So follow us down this trash filled alley of Rory repression and a Max reunion but be ready for the feral cat of Gabby’s audio going bye bye from approximately 58:00 - 10:10 and 1:20 - 1:26. Happy holidays to those who celebrate and happy wallow to all!Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

We’ve brought you a real treat today tubers - tragically not a meatball but a delightful to-go box filled with our thoughts on season one, episode sixteen “Star-Crossed Lovers and Other Strangers.” Rory and Dean are celebrating a three month anniversary with PAIN, Laurelei is dodging potential suitors, and your humble hosts are slangin unresearched mental health takes and star shaped hotdogs. So grab a founders day party punch and meet us by the bonfire for every precious drop!Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!

We mean it, it's for real this time Lor, cause this is season one, episode fifteen “Christopher Returns.” Shady’s back and he’s here to demand a bed for being an absent father, bathe in big business praise when he knows he is a human L, and brow beat Rory into keeping his financial secrets. NOT the daddy we signed up for. Support the Show. Want to double up on your enjoyment of this weird little dog and pony show of a podcast? Join our patreon!